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Welcome to VBS I’m going to turn on veggietales while I go out for a smoke.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:08
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Dear gods don't remind me.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:08
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I have not read this entire pamphlet but I did order two dozen leis which I will use to make a bizarre metaphor about religious oppression
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Jul 13, 2023 23:09
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Hey kids, it's not a bunch of trashbags taped together with a fan under it, it's Jonah in the whale!
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Jul 13, 2023 23:10
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well we know you arent jesus reborn. infact you might swim so badly you could be the anti christ
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Jul 13, 2023 23:11
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We’ve got a special guest today to talk about forgiveness. It’s the preacher you see every Sunday.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:14
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“If you take off the fake beard so help me almighty you will regret it. Now go out there and sing brown eyed girl but the lyrics are now Jesus my pal”
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Jul 13, 2023 23:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
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Jul 13, 2023 23:16
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Okay I snorted when the two pictures of identical dogs were put up.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:17
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Ummmmmm we doing catholic flavor here or something else? Deciding how many flavorless wafers I need to bring
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Jul 13, 2023 23:23
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Ummmmmm we doing catholic flavor here or something else? Deciding how many flavorless wafers I need to bring VBS is a baptist/evangelical thing.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:23
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A lot of my friends went to church camp in HS and they encouraged me to go. They weren't religious, it was just a way to meet girls from the other HS in town
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Jul 13, 2023 23:27
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we're gonna sing michael w smith songs then glue popsicle sticks in the shape of a cross
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Jul 13, 2023 23:32
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buys a roll of sticky tape, a bunch of wrapping paper, and some flat soda as metaphors for the abstinence lesson
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Jul 13, 2023 23:34
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Southern Cassowary posted:we're gonna sing michael w smith songs then glue popsicle sticks in the shape of a cross I'd make godseyes with these and yarn as a kid and throw them like ninja stars
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Jul 13, 2023 23:37
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*hangs up Jars of Clay and DC Talk posters* These guys are still hip with the kids these days, right?
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Jul 13, 2023 23:39
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I remember in middle school a lot of parents sent their kids to those during the summer and the kids all talked it up big when they got back, but me and my friends were riding bikes down to the river and playing Mortal Kombat II on my friend's SNES at his house and doing trampoline games and then riding to 7Evelen to get slurpees and that kind of poo poo so I kind of felt like they were being conned
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Jul 13, 2023 23:39
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MrQwerty posted:*hangs up Jars of Clay and DC Talk posters* Nah man it's all about lincoln brewster and reliant K these days.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:41
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Gonna make some dreamcatchers but not call them that cuz that’s heathen. These are prayer enhancers.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:41
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N. Senada posted:“If you take off the fake beard so help me almighty you will regret it. Now go out there and sing brown eyed girl but the lyrics are now Jesus my pal” I once heard a guy singing YMCA but with Jesus lyrics at some sort of kids event down the street from my house. Not sure if it was a VBS thing but it was definitely cringe.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:44
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Grey Cat posted:Nah man it's all about lincoln brewster and reliant K these days. one of the most boring things i've ever been a part of is singing the chorus to our god is an awesome god over and over and loving over
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Jul 13, 2023 23:55
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God is good
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Jul 13, 2023 23:56
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Hail satan.
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Jul 13, 2023 23:56
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God, for the lack of a better term, is an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 14, 2023 00:25
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i don't like jesus but ngl i do like relient k
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Jul 14, 2023 00:31
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Grey Cat posted:VBS is a baptist/evangelical thing. Well. You want some flavorless wafers?
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Jul 14, 2023 00:33
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*sits backwards in chair* but you know who else posted in GBS?
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Jul 14, 2023 00:37
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skooma512 posted:*sits backwards in chair* i got my purity ring so i'm immune to extra-marital sex with boys but recently all I can think about is hot girls haha, the lorb works in mystery ways!
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Jul 14, 2023 01:03
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Hale satin
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Jul 14, 2023 01:05
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Well. You want some flavorless wafers? Grew up being told Catholics are evil and worship the pope who claims he is god. We use oyster crackers, guess you ain’t from around here papist.
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Jul 14, 2023 01:07
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Anyone seen nom epique? I believe he teaches here?
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Jul 14, 2023 01:13
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hale seitan
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Jul 14, 2023 01:16
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Southern Cassowary posted:one of the most boring things i've ever been a part of is singing the chorus to our god is an awesome god over and over and loving over Alright everybody with me Our god is an awesome god he reigns From heaven above with wisdom x50 times
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Jul 14, 2023 02:16
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Hey that super nice youth pastor everyone loved is going on a mission trip, gonna replace him with a grumpy guy who responds condescendingly if you ask anything about the Bible. Hope this doesn’t speed anyone’s abandonment of religion.
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Jul 14, 2023 02:21
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I've never been to one, but there is a running joke around here that all of the best somewhat isolated lakefront property is owned by a Bible Camp of some kind. Growing up in a secular family, everything I heard about them from friend sounded kinda culty but spending a summer jumping off poo poo into the lake was probably pretty fun. Look up the Malibu Club in BC Szechwan fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 14, 2023 |
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Jul 14, 2023 02:25
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Read your bible! 
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Jul 14, 2023 02:31
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we once received a sermon titled, Who's Your Daddy, as in God is your Father the Creator, but well nobody else saw it that way and the pastor added an extra hour to the next week's sermon to apologize for his faux pas god i hated chapel. we read a lot of revelations, though, while pretending to listen to the sermons, because what other part of the bible would you expect edgy teenage boys to read
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Jul 14, 2023 02:35
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i grew up catholic but went to jewish day camp for the last few years that i went to camp. like it wasn't specifically jewish but it was mostly jews at camp. was wayyyy better than the waspy princeton camps. i can't imagine going to protestant jesus camp, it must suck.
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Jul 14, 2023 02:49
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more like get molested camp
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Jul 14, 2023 02:51
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Fur20 posted:we once received a sermon titled, Who's Your Daddy, as in God is your Father the Creator, but well nobody else saw it that way and the pastor added an extra hour to the next week's sermon to apologize for his faux pas I don't know why this gave me a hosed up flashback. I remember once at church we were given these pamphlets about how we were all the bride of jesus and the art was a bunch of people going to heaven and all their souls being merged into a giant bride at an altar with jesus and it made me cry as a kid. Sid Vicious posted:more like get molested camp awesome joke you have there at the expense of everyone who went through that.
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