Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
probably because years of substance abuse have worn away at your self-control

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I dont actually use that much substance honey. Im very buttoned up in my daily life.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
so you were born retarded...i see.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Yeah! That one!

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Heeeeeeeeres my helmet

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
functional impairments to the forebrain ftw

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers: The Spellbinding Tale of an Online Retard's Sexual Awakening... And What Comes Next

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
This is going to sound weird but I wish I could just wear a helmet around all the time without people looking at me weird. Like if I'm driving a car why shouldn't I wear a freaking helmet? I'm traveling at 60 miles an hour and if I'm on foot on a sidewalk there are cars driving just eight feet away from me why shouldn't I wear a helmet? I could get creamed at any second!!

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
wow two retards getting creamed in the human being thread today

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

LuxuryLarva posted:

I could get creamed at any second!!

hmm.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

wow two retards getting creamed in the human being thread today

:hmmyes:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

oh yeah hitler and uncle Monty roehm sing a duet, after they reminisce about a pet mouse they shared that they'd named Adorst

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

very risky blowjob posted:

Poppers: The Spellbinding Tale of an Online Retard's Sexual Awakening... And What Comes Next

You know the sex was crazy lol. We sure could gently caress

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
gonna start posting in here every time i go to church

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

For every church you go to Im going to have sex in it

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
just as long as you get married first.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Depends on the church you go to no?

iamjohnsalt
Dec 6, 2017

iykyk

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
thanks for telling us all about the new toy for your rear end hole!!

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
hope you got the fancy one that squirts big hot dragon loads.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

If you know you know *picture of drippy jizz all the way down the floor to the bathroom*

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Dinner at Daddys house tonight 😇

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
will he be wearing his nice utilikilt today?

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

He kinda looks like Pedro Pascal lol. Congratulations to my young friend for securing that bag.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Poppers posted:

He kinda looks like Pedro Pascal lol. Congratulations to my young friend for securing that bag.

heh...

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
i'm going to watch Querelle in the next couple of days. seems relevant to this thread. it's of course the last movie fassbinder made before dying of being fat and bi (barbiturates and coke). i bought a yearly subscription to The Criterion Channel when it went on sale, because of course i would. but it's also on Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/100005894/querelle?start=true

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

About Ed by Robert Glck

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
About Ed by Robert Cuck

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Special Ed

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

The hating ho choir in peak form I see. Missed you sluts.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Signed up for dyke dodgeball league lmfao

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Me about to destroy the 52 tenderqueers in my prescription goggles

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Poppers posted:

Signed up for dyke dodgeball league lmfao

gently caress em up

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

slave to my cravings posted:

gently caress em up

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


slave to my cravings posted:

gently caress em up

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

Signed up for dyke dodgeball league lmfao

is this how you cruise

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

is this how you cruise

Duh

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Poppers posted:

tenderqueers

never heard of this until now, googled it and a lot of things make sense now

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers posted:

Signed up for dyke dodgeball league lmfao

Destroy them and show no mercy

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply