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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
what are all the gay drugs and what are the definitely straight drugs

this must be some east coast thing

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Poppers posted:

Camouflage Bud Light. Next question.

never seen one of these

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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everyone just goes bi for the invis - good luck finding them. it's meta for a reason

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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lmao... just when i got used to the avatar and stopped checking for the timer it gets one

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Gravid Topiary posted:

getting banned from grindr before i could seal the deal so now me and my otter harem are walking around downtown putting up photocopies of my flaccid cock

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Poppers posted:

The classic NYC adventure of hunting down a twink in cold blood

truman capote themed night club

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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hope the rave went well. good luck on the next one

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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this is how gremlins starts

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Poppers posted:

I’m unironically a broke bitch. I need a sugar daddy

and yet you pissed off the sugar daddiest threads. one of them used to have someone looking for apocalypse bunker harem members. you never know if they're actually rich or not but given the way they asked like it wasnt crazy i bet rich

not sure if tehy got perma'd. anyone remember that

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

no im a broke bitch. wouldnt want to be a daddy if i had money though. not for me


yeah... i tried looking for the ban but gave up. someone has to remember this though and i remember it being pretty funny.

ait surely you remember this one

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
all the mormons in my school read those and all the other fantasy and turned gay in their 20s. but they had the crappy versions of the covers i think

closest thing i read were the mary stewart lil merlin books. i cant remember anything except that some guy died from getting stabbed in the gooch. i think merlin was gay too?

very risky blowjob posted:

we call that "the armin meiwes"

lmfao

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

nice. not even a perma. wonder if there's still a deal to be made there perchance

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Ohtori Akio posted:

oh is it at a bad speed for that. is there a speed that wont photosensitive someone but will still look like electronic flicker

not sure if rodbeard is referencing that one time people yelled at arf or serious but usually the most seizurific flashing is <30 hz. the section 508 standard is to not have stuff flash between 2 and 55 hz. also the section 508 us gov website is down so lol

not sure how that applies to different colors cycling though. but i think rodbeard was making a reference to the arf thing anyway

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Ohtori Akio posted:

i set it to 9hz

that's one of the worst hz to set it to!

make it do a jump scare and also make it auto scroll and do the creaking noise like that one comic page did you know the one

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Ohtori Akio posted:

gently caress lol. ill try 60hz

set it to sweep between 1 and 100 hz just to make sure you catch all the epilepers

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Ohtori Akio posted:

the intent is to have it look like a hosed up electronic display flickering at 60hz. im gonna spoiler it



lol. im not making that many gimp layers

lol loving with gifs in gimp is so bad. lives up to its name on that front

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
lmao

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lost my virginity in a bathhouse while jungle boy by baltimora played

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
so wait is the book gay or straight

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

very risky blowjob posted:

it's so straight that literally after the narrator sticks his dick in his girlfriend for the first time, suddenly he starts getting all weird and uptight about her wanting to grind her pussy on hacked-off bull testicles in public

i dont understand

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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Ohtori Akio posted:

if we say anything bad about it shes gonna abandon the account so we feel bad

in her moment of triumph?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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you get a cut?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Gravid Topiary posted:



in junior high i was reading this embarrassing poo poo on the school-bus and i got punched in the back of the head and called a fag (gently caress you stewart) and i can't say i didn't deserve it, that horse looks so loving gay

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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poppers do a sci fi book

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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^ that's actually takeshi kitano in a yakuza game

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i love the forums and have married them

you're moving to seattle

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ6nI8S7MQs

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
:cabot:

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Poppers posted:

I’m a sick bitch and I like freak sex lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

unacceptable. time to give Korean Boomhauer some diversity training

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

dangolpooperstalkingaboutofreakygaysexmanclickingthebuttonandgivingthemasixerusercantpostforsixhours

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Poppers posted:

Silent Hill nurses set to Bjork

lol nice

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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honestly seems like a skill issue

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

post COVID posted:

platonic poppers with my ex, we just like the smell

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
:smith:

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
dont reverse guts yourself

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Poppers posted:

ROOMBA! CLEAN MY TURDS!

Al! posted:

[me, as a harkonan] whats 6 times 9 worm??? ha ha now whats 4 times 20 oh ho ho ho ho

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

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military hardware and queens :dudsmile:

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

nice obelisk idiot posted:

as a kid a friend's dad came into our elementary school to talk about the Navy. i immediately was like WTF. this guy is not a man, there is something going on here. he looks like a guy, acts tough, but it's like there's a pink cloud following him everywhere. nobody else seemed to notice. i was trying to figure out if he was wearing a woman's pantsuit uniform, or if it was like a special campy version of a regular uniform that the village people might wear.

my friend turned out to be trans and in retrospect i think had a heritable intersex condition

first time you met a sailor?

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
imagine hating bisexuals this much

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