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Sep 27, 2015

hi i was directed to post here, possibly as some sort of gay agenda

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

If you post hole you will be like a god to us :worship:

you say poo poo like this and it's like i'm hanging out with my real family

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Sep 27, 2015

ay... papi le gusta...
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Sep 27, 2015

this guy who does regular homo activity soirees sent out an email about the next one and ended it with "oh and btw i have some good weed if anyone wants to buy weed"

this is praxis

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Sep 27, 2015

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Sep 27, 2015

that's c-spam's butthole. you can do anything you want to it. anything.

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

I can do anything I want to your puckering rear end in a top hat and you would love it

actually i would hate it just to prove that i am Free

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Sep 27, 2015

hosed through the desert in a hole with no name

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Sep 27, 2015

very risky blowjob posted:

hosed through the desert in a hole with no name

just realized that this is just Naked Lunch

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Sep 27, 2015

gay author dennis cooper tells u all about hole https://www.spin.com/2014/04/courtney-love-spin-1994-hole-cover-story-love-conquers-all/

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Sep 27, 2015

you have to cum on the miata's hood to christen it otherwise it's not gay enough

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Sep 27, 2015

i drive a masculine straight-presenting mazda 3 and idk if it's still a thing, but back pre-covid the dealership that i got my car from had a little club for all the miata owners and they'd meet up once a month.

and in my mind i was always just like "boy the sort of people who hang out at a mazda dealership for fun sound like the worst orgy on the planet"

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Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

flat front shorts and penny loafers type of twinks and the gentlemen who pay their car notes

getting slobbed off without taking off your patagonia fleece vest >>>>>

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Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

i drive a brz which says to the world i like it in the rear end but never gave up the annoying masculine cope hobbies

bless

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Sep 27, 2015

AnimeIsTrash posted:

is a jeep wrangler a gay or lesbian car?

depends who's having sex with it

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Sep 27, 2015

Gravid Topiary posted:

now i drive a Mazda 3 and the interior is just stalactites of dried jizz from all the depressed Miata club bois i pick up down at the dealership circuit parties

(taking my car in to be detailed) "uhhhh... i just spilled a lot of milkshakes"

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Sep 27, 2015

tgif and u know what the f stands for

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

I'm a baby biogirl. Mods don't PM me.

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Sep 27, 2015

can we amend the thread rules to make it unquestionable canon that cloud is gay

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Sep 27, 2015

in 2005 nerds were naming their children anakin. in 2015 those same nerd were naming themselves aerith

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Sep 27, 2015

if i ever realize i was a lady all along i'm going to name myself Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon or "Ciri Risky Blowjob" for short

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

If? Lol sis…

i am only a lady in the sense that decrepit old fags are grand dames of the local brunch

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Sep 27, 2015

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Sep 27, 2015

cutting a hole in the mask area of those shorts so it's like mileena is barfing up a boner

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Sep 27, 2015

sub-zero reaches for your rear end in a top hat and the screen goes completely black

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Scorpion whips out his dick and you absolutely get over there

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

What are the homos doing this fine Friday. My life is fail so I’m riding the train for two and a half hour one way to take a two hour exam and then I work Saturday and Sunday. Epic poo poo really. Will somebody please blow a man in my honor

i'll do my best but it's rainy out

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Sep 27, 2015

then drink something!!!!!!!!

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Sep 27, 2015

don't we all

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Sep 27, 2015

Cuttlefush posted:

and yet you pissed off the sugar daddiest threads. one of them used to have someone looking for apocalypse bunker harem members. you never know if they're actually rich or not but given the way they asked like it wasnt crazy i bet rich

not sure if tehy got perma'd. anyone remember that

yeah it was you

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Sep 27, 2015

drinking a beer to Own popers

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Sep 27, 2015

guide by dennis cooper

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Sep 27, 2015

quote:

More transgressive meanderings from shock jock Cooper (Try, 1994, etc.), who seems—as far as the dance of death is concerned- -to have all the steps down pat without the first clue of where he wants to go with them. ``Luke at Scott's. Mason's home jerking off to a picture of Smear's bassist, Alex. . . Robert, Tracy, and Chris are several miles across town shooting dope. . . Pam's directing a porn film. Goof is the star. He's twelve and a half. I'm home playing records and writing a novel about the aforementioned people, especially Luke. This is it.'' In its very first lines, the story is laid out pretty clearly. Like most of Cooper's previous works, this is an account of life among the addicts and prostitutes of the gay urban demimonde, this time in Los Angeles. The narrator is a novelist and magazine reporter who comes into contact with a clique of teenaged hustlers while working on an article about AIDS among the runaways and drifters of West Hollywood, but from his descriptions of his daily routines one could suppose that he had grown up in Covenant House himself: ``All the beauty in my life is either sleeping, unconscious, or dead.'' And how: When he and his friends aren't shooting up or having sex on camera, they are usually fantasizing about killing or being killed. Goof, for example, ODs during a porn shoot. Then Drew gets knocked out cold when someone whacks him with a skateboard during a bit of rough sex. The narrator dreams of eviscerating people from time to time and seems to be obsessed with a very young streetwalker named Sniffles, who likes to be beaten up in bed. After a while he tracks Sniffles down to the AIDS hospice where he's dying. When he gets home, he finds that Drew may in fact be dead. He sits down to finish his novel. As offensive in its aimlessness as it is in its perversity. Cooper should be ashamed of himself.

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Sep 27, 2015

it's a great book.

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Sep 27, 2015

or we could just all play through this and compare notes

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Sep 27, 2015

giving extremely neat and tidy head

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Sep 27, 2015

bib with an eggplant emoji on it

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Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Sucking dick with a fork and knife because I'm not an animal and I don't eat with my hands

we call that "the armin meiwes"

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Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

did he write a book / can we read it

couldn't find one written BY him, but ABOUT him, https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/587675

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Sep 27, 2015

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