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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

500excf type r posted:

Yeah like an hour north of Bangor in Piscataquis county

That's "REAL COUNTRY".

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Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Should we start one of those goon "hey i bought a piece of property" type things where we envision a goon paradise and instead just kill small animals and abuse people? But get his.... it's in Maine!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Biohazard posted:

Should we start one of those goon "hey i bought a piece of property" type things where we envision a goon paradise and instead just kill small animals and abuse people? But get his.... it's in Maine!

Good luck if you buy anything North of Bangor.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Sorry but I won't live in another state with a Lewiston.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Sorry but I won't live in another state with a Lewiston.

We share potatoes, Idaho.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

We share potatoes, Idaho.

It's a hard sell after experience, maybe I could be convinced?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

It's a hard sell after experience, maybe I could be convinced?

I think I recall because of your drought Maine supplied you potatoes.....

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

I think I recall because of your drought Maine supplied you potatoes.....

Was I alive? This seems to far back to count as having benefited me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Was I alive? This seems to far back to count as having benefited me.

Your brief lives pass like blinks before my eyes.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The only knowledge I have from Maine comes from Stephen King, which leads me to regretfully conclude that 100% of the Maineposters will be killed by vampires or possessed dolls. Sorry Maine folks :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

the holy poopacy posted:

The only knowledge I have from Maine comes from Stephen King, which leads me to regretfully conclude that 100% of the Maineposters will be killed by vampires or possessed dolls. Sorry Maine folks :(

Have you considered we are already vampires?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

redshirt posted:

We share potatoes, Idaho.

are you sharing potatoes with idaho or are you sharing potatoes AND idaho

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
There's nothing stopping the possessed dolls from wielding stakes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

are you sharing potatoes with idaho or are you sharing potatoes AND idaho

Idaho had a potato shortage due to drought, so Maine sent them some potatoes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Taine

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

The kittery trading post will coordinate armament supplies, reny's will provide snacks and clothing. A MOAB (mother of all batches) of needhams will be prepared as rations for the million man Maine army (every single citizen of Maine will be mobilized)


E: a surgical strike by Maine commandos will start hostilities by destroying the nation's coke and pepsi stockpiles and replacing them with moxie

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Jul 19, 2023

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

The kittery trading post will coordinate armament supplies, reny's will provide snacks and clothing. A MOAB (mother of all batches) of needhams will be prepared as rations for the million man Maine army (every single citizen of Maine will be mobilized)


E: a surgical strike by Maine commandos will start hostilities by destroying the nation's coke and pepsi stockpiles and replacing them with moxie

The LL Bean Special Forces will strike deep into enemy territory

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Marden's Marauders defending against the D-Money wheeled division

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I've never been to Maine and I don't plan to, so I'm fine Maine coming to me

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
We drove to Maine for a long weekend once. Everything closes at like 5:30 PM

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A late evening for maine teenagers involves necking at the drive-in theater last showing and getting home at 10:30

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

We drove to Maine for a long weekend once. Everything closes at like 5:30 PM

Lies! The Old Port is poppin till midnight or so.

Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!
lmaoing at all the mid westerners politely scrunching their noses at the stink of lobster rolls everywhere.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mr. Barnesworth posted:

lmaoing at all the mid westerners politely scrunching their noses at the stink of lobster rolls everywhere.

That's one of the ways we'll win: Bringing Lobster Rolls across all our conquered territory.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

redshirt posted:

That's one of the ways we'll win: Bringing Lobster Rolls across all our conquered territory.

Too bad maine style lobster rolls are way worse than connecticut style ones even though ct has no lobster fishery anymore

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

Too bad maine style lobster rolls are way worse than connecticut style ones even though ct has no lobster fishery anymore

This opinion will be obliterated in time.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I'm sorry but who the gently caress puts mayo on lobster, I mean really

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

redshirt posted:

This opinion will be obliterated in time.

because there wont be any maine fishery lol

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

free hubcaps posted:

Too bad maine style lobster rolls are way worse than connecticut style ones even though ct has no lobster fishery anymore

Everyone worth a drat knows it’s a combo of the two styles. Butter Toasted bun, cool but not frigid meat with light mayo.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

The hell if I'm letting that other new england thread overtake this one.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

free hubcaps posted:

I'm sorry but who the gently caress puts mayo on lobster, I mean really

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Biohazard posted:

The hell if I'm letting that other new england thread overtake this one.

Is it the massholes or CT folks?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh they're a bunch of CTs all right

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh they're a bunch of CTs all right

Figures

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Ayup.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Hmm. Its pronounced "Ayuh".

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
CT rocks

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

redshirt posted:

Hmm. Its pronounced "Ayuh".

its both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEdbS8kE9M

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
for posterity, the official song of maine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mEmvKiZre4

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

500excf type r posted:

for posterity, the official song of maine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mEmvKiZre4

LOL, that's wild. Maine rap.

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