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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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ROLL CALL OF CURRENT CHAMPIONS

World Champion
: Alex Shelly
Well, we all saw that coming, didn't we? The shocking win at Against All Odds turned out to be no fluke, as Shelly became the only wrestler to keep his or her title at Slammiversary, defeating Nick Aldis. But wait, what's that? By God, it's the guy in my avatar! The Walking Weapon has returned, looking to reclaim the title he never lost. So, that should be good.

World Tag Team Champions: Subculture
Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster have won gold again, this time in a promotion that actually exists! Why, I remember when they called him Mandrews for reasons I no longer remember.

X Division Champion: Lio Rush
Well, we all saw THIS coming as well, didn't we? The NJPW-signed wrestler pretty much murdered Chris Sabin in cold blood. Can his Time Machine mate KUSHIDA extract revenge?

Knockouts World Champion: Trinity
No, not the Trinity from 2003. The one who made Deonna Purrazzo tap, something that hadn't happened in the three years Purrazzo has been in Impact Wrestling.

Knockouts World Tag Team Champions: Killer Kelly & Masha Slamovich
:murder:

Digital Media Champion: Kenny King
The reign of Joe Hendry is over, long live the King. With help from Sheldon Jean, who I guess was on Big Brother, Kenny King ends the longest reign in the belt's admittedly short history.

NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: Bound for Glory
October 21, from Chicago.

ALSO OF NOTE: Impact Wrestling x NJPW Multiverse United 2
August 20, from Philadelphia.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If only Bobby Roode weren't really dead, we could have Team Canada really back :smith:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:rip: Bobby Roo, followed Sting’s run in WWE in the exact same way

SPEAKING OF WWE and Team Canada, Fightful reports that Eric Young had indeed signed there but demanded his release after Vince McMahon reassumed control. His 90-day no-compete clause ended in the past week.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I check the Impact YouTube channel to try to generally keep up with the product and stuff and the comments are wild. They're convinced Impact would be doing better business for WBD than AEW.

Like I fully accept they do their thing these days but drat. Fervor never dies I guess.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I mean, the YouTube comment section is rarely a place for well-meaning conversation.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

I enjoy Impact a lot, but yeah lmao comments like that just make me laugh. Weird-rear end tribalism is dumb in any aspect.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It looks like Alex Shelly is defending the title against Tanahashi at Multiverse United 2.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Jake Something is cool and strong, I hope he gets someone like Ishii or Jeff Cobb at Multiverse United

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I’m hopeful we get Mercedes Moné to team with Trinity one more time.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


KUSHIDA wearing the giant Ultimate X around his neck like Flavor Flav is very endearing.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
UPDATE: Not only is Eric Young not dead, but he is also MF Doom.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dave says this month's Slammiversary did over 4400 traditional (Comcast etc) PPV buys, up 249% from last year's (under 1300)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
As someone who buys their PPVs online, I was in neither number.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Happy #August1Warning to all who celebrate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Deonna Purrazzo wants a singles match against someone from STARDOM for Multiverse United 2 later this month

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1686376242000351232

Only matches announced so far for the show (Aug 20):
Lio Rush and Trey Miguel vs Hiromu Takahashi and Speedball Mike Bailey
Alex Shelley defends the world title against Hiroshi Tanahashi

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Chris James 2 posted:

Deonna Purrazzo wants a singles match against someone from STARDOM for Multiverse United 2 later this month

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1686376242000351232

Only matches announced so far for the show (Aug 20):
Lio Rush and Trey Miguel vs Hiromu Takahashi and Speedball Mike Bailey
Alex Shelley defends the world title against Hiroshi Tanahashi

Stardom is running three shows that weekend but it looks like Giulia isn't booked so that would make sense.

Too many PPVs!

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
I was thinking about going, I haven't been to 2300 for a wrestling show in forever (I think the last one was Chikara) but man, 60 dollars a ticket seems crazy.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

syzpid posted:

I was thinking about going, I haven't been to 2300 for a wrestling show in forever (I think the last one was Chikara) but man, 60 dollars a ticket seems crazy.

I considered a trip to Vegas for the NJPW show but the cheapest tickets are $60 and the best ones are $300.

There are still many, many tickets available if I change my mind.

The last wrestling show I was at full stop was Chikara at the 2300 when Kimber Lee won the championship. At least two of the wrestlers I saw now have prominent roles in AEW!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1687282944627351552?s=20

:yeah:

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Also Trinity's outfit loving ruled

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

That idea? "I will not work for Vince McMahon."

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Oh hey, EY read V For Vendetta while in catering.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Eric Young being unkillable because he's a concept rather than an actual human wrestler is totally on-brand for Impact campiness, and it's not even the weirdest thing they've done.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


So is Eric Young now a dead man, like the undertaker, or does he just shuffle around like a reanimated corpse, like the undertaker?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


They've already got one frankenstein and he's off TV at the moment. I think Eric Young is more like a Highlander.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

Deonna Purrazzo wants a singles match against someone from STARDOM for Multiverse United 2 later this month

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1686376242000351232

Only matches announced so far for the show (Aug 20):
Lio Rush and Trey Miguel vs Hiromu Takahashi and Speedball Mike Bailey
Alex Shelley defends the world title against Hiroshi Tanahashi

Added to the card:

DOUKI vs Sami Callihan
TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr and Shane Haste) vs Moose and Eddie Edwards
A seven man X Division+Juniors Division scramble featuring Chris Sabin, Frankie Kazarian, Rich Swann, Kevin Knight, BUSHI, Mao and El Desperado
Bullet Club vs the World: David Finlay, Clark Connors, Alex Coughlin, KENTA, Chris Bey and Ace Austin vs Josh Alexander, PCO, Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa, El Phantasmo and the OKC

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I guess we're running with ELP maybe joining GOD?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Stoked to see MAO do some bullshit

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Also if anyone wants to check out a very good match from the last episode, they put KUSHIDA/Speedball up for everyone on YouTube

https://youtu.be/9ho7YLD1TUc

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Welp, Deonna's singles-match plans changed for Multiverse

She's in a triple threat against Gisele Shaw and :siren: Giulia :siren: for the New Japan Strong women's title :stare:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

That being a triple threat sounds like Giulia is losing it without getting beaten

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Stoked that I get to see the Funky Weapon

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1691132584443650048

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Steve Maclin is "100% cleared," according to the man himself.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1691494969683456014

I feel like Impact is the only televised promotion who understands that lower card wrestlers need something fun to do.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I just found out Multiverse United 2 is three hours earlier than I expected, which is cool because I had plans at 8:30 my time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Final card for Multiverse United 2, live Sunday:

Joe Hendry, Yuya Uemura and Heath vs Rocky Romero and Six of Nine (Master Wato and Ryusuke Taguchi) in a preshow match
Kenny King defends the Digital Media title against Yoshinobu Kanemaru in a preshow match
DOUKI vs Sami Callihan
Catch 2/2 (TJP and Francesco Akira) vs TMDK (Robbie Eagles and Kosei Fujita)
Moose and Eddie Edwards vs TMDK (Zack Sabre Jr and Shane Haste)
An eight-man X Division/Jrs Division scramble featuring BUSHI, MAO, YOH, Chris Sabin, El Desperado, Frankie Kazarian, Rich Swann and Kevin Knight
Lio Rush and Trey Miguel vs Speedball Mike Bailey and Hiromu Takahashi
Bullet Club vs the World: David Finlay, KENTA, Alex Coughlin, Clark Connors, Ace Austin and Chris Bey vs Josh Alexander, PCO, El Phantasmo, the DKC, and Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa)
Giulia defends the New Japan Strong women's title in a fourway against Deonna Purrazzo, Gisele Shaw and Momo Kohgo
Alex Shelley defends the Impact world title against Hiroshi Tanahashi

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I wish they'd gotten one more women's match on the card but overall I'm excited to be there. Like Edward Mass said below, there should be more wrestling shows that are done before 9pm.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'd take solace in the fact that Impact Wrestling got an infinite amount more of Stardom talent than was at Forbidden Door.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

They got double the STARDOM wrestlers Forbidden Door got (1, Toni Storm)

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Power Windows posted:

They got double the STARDOM wrestlers Forbidden Door got (1, Toni Storm)

Toni Storm is ex of the World Wonder Ring, when's the last time she showed up? :colbert:

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