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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


the sex ghost posted:

Asia/SA sporting events ftw. No work getting done this morning
:yum:

nice saves there norway. got a little lucky on that turf slip though

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Eau de MacGowan posted:

more like bottch

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


I like New Zealand but I don't like World Cup Hosts who hadn't won a proper tourney match prior. Again, I like South Africa but Morocco got screwed out of both the first African and the first Arab World Cup

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


black socks looking faster. moving the ball with ease.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


rules analyst Dr. Joe Machnik has a resting trump impression

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


NZL GIVEN PENALTY

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Ria Percival hits the right post :negative:

the rebound fizzles

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


:cloudnine:

can't believe norwegians didn't level, that set up was picture perfect. the finish is flubbed.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


header into the handler's heart no time for norway now

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


To be fair to Russia and Qatar, I will also suggest New Zealand and Australia's opening goals are bought and that this tournament is rigged bullshit.

But at least the players will get paid for showing up which is a nice change how is this the first year that that is the case.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


emjayo posted:

counterpoint: nz’s goal was in fact cool and good

that last touch was nice, hannah had been there before no jitters

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


hey nice leaping bat save there mackenzie

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


a clattering spill and a pen put in. hosts go a cold one up.

game might get a little more physical now.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


didn't realize you could have an offside on the corner

i'm not sure thats anymore offside than the winner in the China Denmark game

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


dutch are waiting on eggshells

Goal is given, Van der Gragt's header counts. Roord is deemed to not have been obstructing Perira.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Beerensteyn sees the entire target but hooks it to the right ooh no

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Van der Gragt lays out that wingforward Diana Silva? with a gridiron style body blow jeez thats lucky thats not yellow.

no intent sure, but that's an irresponsible use of size when you leave your feet like that.

ed.names are tricky

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Jul 23, 2023

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Beerensteyn does that 60th minute strike better, curls pretty as a picture and tests Perira to hop into readiness.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


edogawa rando posted:

For the record, the stadium in Dunedin is known as The Lunchbox.

The one in Wellington is often called The Cake Tin.

:yum:

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i like the soft first touch from the netherlands back line. clearance doesn't need to involve the whole leg or even the whole boot.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Ana Borges enters for Dolores Silva ayyyyi portugal have two D. Silva, Diana Silva remains in

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Bourricot posted:

I kinda like the recycled plastic esthetic of the Portuguese jersey

yeah minute 55 or so, tv cut to a drumming ultra in that and it sold me the kit. fit kit.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Telma Encarnação can't believe she didn't catch up with that minute 88 scoring chance

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


game could have been even by now. there was an injury to start the half so six extra minutes is less than i expected.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Khadija Shaw throws a scimitar glancing off a wall deflected with gloves splayed by Pauline Peyraud-Magnin

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside



i dunno sometimes i hear a strike like scythe but it curved a little like a hitman or a prince of persia game. scimitars are sharp and curved.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside



sorry i'm a little stoned i'm amenable to shutting up

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


goal difference for the goal difference gods

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


artistic. give Adriana a bonus on the spot.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


the foxsports panel seem utterly perplexed by Hegerberg's late scratch, but that makes some sense to me to retain the option of subbing her in if she isn't 100% bc of a freak tweak, rather than subbing her out early

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


whypick1 posted:

About that:

well poo poo, i thought lineup cards got handed in when they exchanged banners

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Fabiola Villalobos made a neat leap and kick over the crossbar to clear a dangerous loose ball in the box when Costa Rica's goalie collided with the Japanese attacker, no foul play.

Solera needs a couple minutes, no GK sub.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


I really liked Gloriana de Jesús Villalobos Vega (#10) and Fabiola Villalobos Morales (#20) for Costa Rica but Japan look much improved since their Tokyo Olympics campaign.

Japan advance.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Barbara Banda (#11, ZAM) can't quite get around on it moving from the right side of the box into the center outnumbered four to one.

Spain take first blood. If I were scoring that goal like a baseball put out that's 8-11-10-3 by kit number starting from the left side facing the net, quickly pinballing outside the box to a full legged shot. Shocked the hell out of me I was still thinking about the Banda chance.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


:alonso:

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i'm so stoned it takes five minutes to post and it takes four minutes for spain to score a goal from scratch. zambia gave up five goals to japan too. hoping for first entrant zambia to score because i think they can but i'm expecting a bloodletting.

Alexia Putellas (#11), Jennifer Hermoso Fuentes (#10), and Maria Francisca Caldentey Oliver (#8) are a sharp triangle. Putellas and Fuentes play for Barça Femení.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Mariona Caldentey was also on barca before she moved out to pachuca mx

minute 30, Olga Carmona 19 -> Putellas 11 - Aitana Bonmatí 6 at wide of the right post

minute 37, ball hits the net but thats everyone offside, i think Belemu 8 for Zambia catching a wall of Spaniards off

minute 41, Banda 11 was about to break the seal when Irene Parades 4 chases her down with a clean tackle

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


minute 45+5, eep Aitana fires the rebound on target but Eunice Sakala 18 stays in front of it, Sakala holds her side as she thanks her backs nobody said it would be easy for the rookie

thats half

Sakala in her first start replacing Catherine Musonda 1 who is serving her red card suspension who picked up her second yellow encroaching a penalty kick in extra time of the loss to Japan.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i missed Jen Hermoso's second trying to find who served the other one up to Alba Redondo, i believe Eva Navarro assisted Redondo

Sakala saving a shot from Eva Navarro

Zambian plan is to hoof it Bamba so it was essential to withstand the Spanish battery and counter in transition, not happened too often barely a handful of times.

Barbra Bamba is rad so I liked that plan for my own entertainment but it would have been the upset of the tourney for Zambia claw this back. In the warm up friendlies, months prior to ANZ23, Zambia took leads in each of their three games on their tour away vs ROK, SUI, and GER thanks to Bamba but would settle for 1-1-1, loss to Korea draw Swiss win over Germany in extra time in those games.

Zambia got rinsed by Korea in a rematch in April and again by Japan. A two tiered tournament for sure but I enjoy seeing the professional best meet the qualifying darlings. Love group stage football.

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jul 26, 2023

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