2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!

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Norway can't do worse than last year. Grimson can attest.

US look really strong in attack but we'll see about their defense when they (inevitably) get to the later stages.

France got rid of their Lyon-hating coach so they might be good this time.

Germany were excellent at Euros and I hope they do well this year also.

Weird to not see Scotland or Austria in the tournament but it's going to be a fun one.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 10:56

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:22

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Kiwis are playing really well and it would be extremely funny if Norway lose this

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 08:20

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Forgot Reiten is on the pitch. Strong 2022 vibes.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 08:42

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Also Bott and Riley are fantastic so far

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 08:43

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lmao

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 09:07

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She's subbing Maanum? :confused:

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 09:35

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Grimson posted:

We're gonna lose the group.

Hansen has been awful today

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 09:50

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Hegerberg's really angry wow.

Also some really weird managing from Riise. Taking Maanum off while leaving Reiten for the whole game. The midfield was completely gone from that point on.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 10:05

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habeasdorkus posted:

Whoa, what?!

Calf injury during training

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 10:12

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OZ lineup: (4-4-2) Arnold (GK), Carpenter, Hunt, Kennedy, Catley / Raso, Cooney-Cross, Gorry, Vine / Fowler, Foord.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 10:14

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Extremely looking forward to general shithousery from McCabe

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 10:37

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habeasdorkus posted:

I am 100% signing McCabe when the Football Manager with women's leagues finally releases. Love me physical poo poo-housing defenders.

She's like 165 cm of pure aggro. I love her.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 11:50

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MakaVillian posted:

Ashley Lawrence looks like poo poo today

That's the whole Canada team. Sinclair looked like she didn't want to be there. Where's Fleming?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 05:13

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MakaVillian posted:

Huitema has looked good but yeah everyone else has been pretty iffy

Fleming picked up an injury in training.

Huitema played exactly like in her club this year, she was everywhere but nothing ever came outof it.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 05:31

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Japan are really excellent.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 08:45

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Bourricot posted:

More like Zambia is ranked 77 (I know Fifa ranking is not a great metric, but still)

Zambia beat Germany ina friendly recently.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 08:50

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Grimson posted:

I'm cursed with Fox as the only stream I have available that reliably works and the commentary is so awful. Like across the board between all their commentary teams it's just bad. They got a main commentator doing monologues while running through a checklist of things to mention like the history of a certain player, the statistics of the teams playing, a little talk about the next matchup etc. And its all delivered in a very monotone but "This Is Actually The Most Important Information I Will Ever Say" style of newscaster voice. While the expert commentator has more inflection and is allowed to actually talk about what is currently happening, but the interplay between the two is nonexistent. It's like they're not allowed to have a dialogue or chemistry.

Viaplay has it if you're in Scandinavia or Eastern Europe. That's how I'm watching it.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2023 09:00

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lmao Sweden

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 07:09

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Danielle Van De Donk, another shithousery expert.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 08:54

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Christe Eleison posted:

21 goals in 12 matches and 11 belong to Japan, USA, and Spain. Not much fun.

On one hand, yeah. But it also shows that female football is gaining traction around the world nowadays and tournaments are not about 4 or 6 good teams that are routing everyone else 12-0 .

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 18:52

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It was Zambia, not Zimbabwe, but yeah - it's a team where the players haven't been paid by their own federation for two years and their coach is a sex pest being investigated for molesting his players.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 22:46

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Tasty matchup to start the day. Two solid teams that no one puts down as the favourites to get that far in the tournament.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 07:00

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Popp might be the best CF in women's football.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 09:42

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Terminally Bored posted:

Popp might be the best CF in women's football.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 10:10

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harperdc posted:

If the Philippines hang on then the final matchday for this group could be Real Spicy.

Switzerland can go through today if they beat Norway. The race for the second place will be something to watch in the last round.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 08:35

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Wait, so Hegerberg is out? I missed the beginning of the match.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 09:19

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Norway are doing way better than in the first match.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 09:22

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New Squires cartoon:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2023 12:44

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M2tRZq6Cd4

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 14:35

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Drunk Canuck posted:

Yes 6:50 of 5 minutes added time is best to blow the loving whistle, ref

post/username combo

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 15:04

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It really sucks that the Netherlands game is played at 3AM.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 18:17

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Are the Americans finally asleep? Good, let's watch some football then.

Also, the last US group match on Tuesday is played at 8.30AM European time so looking forward to all the meltdowns when the Americans wake up and see that their team drew with Portugal.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 07:48

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Nigeria kits are always great:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 10:20

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Kennedy is having a game.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 12:40

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Thinking about all these experts saying this Australia team is not only about 'pass it to Kerr' anymore before the tournament.

Terminally Bored fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Jul 27, 2023

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 12:53

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Shrapnig posted:

Nobody wants you to stop posting, just a little less mania lol

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 14:50

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Zwachro posted:

Picking fights is kind of her thing. Especially if the opponentar are bigger.

Apparently she bled like a motherfucker.

Always a good time to show what DVD did to Leupolz last March (warning: it's a broken nose, really bloody):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onfg2XpN52k

Didn't even get booked for that. She's an expert shithouser.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 17:44

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Is it coming home?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 07:18

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Brilliant strike.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 09:38

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