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big fan of mumbling here. maybe sometimes chewing on my hair when i talk.
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when they were remodeling the apartment upstairs it was a great excuse to not participate in many meetings
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Jul 18, 2023 17:57
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c u r l -sv https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=63320 | say
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Jul 18, 2023 18:01
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i had to put spaces in between because they block the word curl lmfao
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Jul 18, 2023 18:02
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:big fan of mumbling here. maybe sometimes chewing on my hair when i talk.
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Jonny 290 posted:i had to put spaces in between because they block the word curl lmfao c u r l ing iron
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Jul 18, 2023 20:05
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I put a desk fan right on my mic
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Jul 18, 2023 20:59
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i make sure i join town hall unmuted and in the car
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Jul 18, 2023 21:07
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talk in my normal speaking voice, op (i’m a moron from nz)
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Jul 18, 2023 21:17
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i save my entire day’s worth of typing so i can do it all in meetings while unmuted using a mechanical keyboard
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Jul 18, 2023 21:18
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HamAdams posted:i save my entire day’s worth of typing so i can do it all in meetings while unmuted using a mechanical keyboard I hope you also use a desk-mounted microphone.
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Jul 18, 2023 21:25
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im just in general a disorganized, aloof, absent-minded person who struggles to maintain a train of thought for longer than a few sentences but is often expected to talk a lot. id recommend trying that, it works well for me.
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Jul 18, 2023 21:25
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Jonny 290 posted:i had to put spaces in between because they block the word curl lmfao you might be trying to hack the forums
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Jul 18, 2023 21:27
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to be incompressible just get a pair of airpods pro and use the built in mics
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Jul 18, 2023 21:28
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HamAdams posted:i save my entire day’s worth of typing so i can do it all in meetings while unmuted using a mechanical keyboard i don't have a mechanical keyboard but i loudly play mechanical keyboard sound effects during meetings and say i'm taking notes
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Jul 18, 2023 21:49
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:i don't have a mechanical keyboard but i loudly play mechanical keyboard sound effects during meetings and say i'm taking notes https://mechvibes.com/ ive got an ahegao sound pack for this one
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Jul 18, 2023 21:59
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Jonny 290 posted:i had to put spaces in between because they block the word curl lmfao what really curl is a great tool e: lol it only works with command switches
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Jul 18, 2023 22:06
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curl works. Making it verbose makes clownflare angry
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Jul 19, 2023 13:01
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i run a linux distro that randomly makes me sound like a buzzsaw when i use certain pairs of bluetooth headphones, op
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Jul 19, 2023 14:54
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my manager bought a wireless keyboard from the $5 store and if she forgets to disconnect it from bluetooth before starting a meeting she sounds like a robot. apparently it's a known issue but she refuses to buy a new keyboard
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Jul 19, 2023 17:29
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tmesis posted:my manager bought a wireless keyboard from the $5 store and if she forgets to disconnect it from bluetooth before starting a meeting she sounds like a robot. apparently it's a known issue but she refuses to buy a new keyboard cool feature not a bug
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Jul 19, 2023 17:30
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learned a low-tech trick from my boss - say "uhhh" in-between every single word in your sentence, and then add "and so forth" to the end of every sentence. nobody will ever know what the gently caress your talking about and will certainly never ask you to repeat it.
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Jul 19, 2023 19:33
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musking it
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Jul 19, 2023 19:39
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filthy regex posted:learned a low-tech trick from my boss - say "uhhh" in-between every single word in your sentence, and then add "and so forth" to the end of every sentence. nobody will ever know what the gently caress your talking about and will certainly never ask you to repeat it. that's the opposite an old vp who taught me to count to 3 before talking to make people think you thought over your response carefully like don't actually think about your words just count to three then say the same stupid thing you were about to blurt out
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do a bunch of speed and make like spud in trainspotting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwDmg74rhCw
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Jul 19, 2023 22:07
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always be chewing while speaking
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Jul 20, 2023 01:12
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i simply refrain from unmuting
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Jul 20, 2023 01:21
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ten hours mix of dogs barking played through a lovely soundbar behind me
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Jul 20, 2023 17:09
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person running this current meeting im in is a big fan of saying "um" or "uh" between every word
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Jul 20, 2023 17:30
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i tune the threshold on my mic to be at the point where it drops every eighth word. just enough that nobody understands but not enough that anyone would stop me because my mic's broken.
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Jul 20, 2023 20:08
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I simply mouth words silently at the camera until they assume that my mic is hosed, then shrug, hang up the call, and play video games
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Jul 20, 2023 20:21
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washing machine on aggressive dirt removal mode with a slightly unbalanced load, always unmuted, mic pointed the wrong way, EQ scooping out all the mids and treble, "music mode" enabled in webex to disable all noise reduction
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Jul 20, 2023 20:36
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one of my coworkers has a bunch of dogs that are always barking, howling and unplugging the router. They also used to call in over a VNC connection so that there was a literally 4-5 second delay between us That did the trick
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Jul 20, 2023 20:58
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one of our support folks got into biiiiig trouble for working on their Good Gameing Rig all day while vnc'd to their work laptop
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Jul 20, 2023 21:09
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neosloth posted:They also used to call in over a VNC connection 
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Jul 20, 2023 21:10
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i used to dial into meetings over airplane wifi lol but i never talked
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Jul 20, 2023 21:39
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I put a low battery in my smoke alarm and then put it right behind the mic. The peeping will keep everyone in the meeting alert!
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:ten hours mix of dogs barking played through a lovely soundbar behind me i listen to the acoustic version, alfie vs pepper
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I have a mute button on my headset and when someone asks me a dumb question I press it repeatedly when I have to talk.
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I plan the biggest meetings for when my five-year-old is home with no other supervision available so that she can verbalize her stream of consciousness throughout and then anytime I’m asked a question in meeting I make the person repeat it because I have no idea what is going on.
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