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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Well some dumbass ran away from an article 15 I guess and defected across the border.


I'd love to hear your thoughts on an idiot defecating to north Korea.

Korea sounds like the worst duty station ever so I understand why you might run


Can you just imagine what this loving guy is saying. I mean is he probably talking about how much he loves Donald Trump and telling the Korean border guards to bring him to Kim jong-un so he can profess his love for Trump and get special treatment?

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They’re gonna make him star as the villain in every lovely made for tv movie they make from now on on account of James Dresnok died.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Maybe he saw his chance to try out for Arirang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arirang_Mass_Games

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

:allears:

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

an idiot defecating to north Korea.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I love to defect from the US Army

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

:crossarms:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this could be the beginning of an unlikely romance, i can almost feel the butterflies

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

this could be the beginning of an unlikely romance, i can almost feel the butterflies

He and Dennis Rodman will be married within the year.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
juche slander is wack op

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

He's being indoctrinated with Juche and going "wow this is just like reception!"""

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Maybe they’ll try to ride the K-pop wave and turn him into an idol who sings about gettin’ jacked on that Juche Juice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sipping on Juche n juice

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Maybe this is that whistleblower the GOP has been hyping that they lost touch with?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad pencilhands

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BigglesSWE posted:

Maybe this is that whistleblower the GOP has been hyping that they lost touch with?

Biden ran him into north Korea

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:
this is the correct opinion. :hmmyes:
I'm not surprised someone serving in sourh korea couldnt take a another second of that version of capitalism anymore

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Blowback season 3 is good

https://www.stitcher.com/show/blowback

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Does the Biden regime refuse to cancel your student loans?

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Sipping on Juche n juice

I prefer gin and Juche :colbert:

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



quote:

U.S. officials told CBS News the soldier in question was Private 2nd Class Travis King, who had been released from military detention in South Korea and was being escorted out of the country for disciplinary reasons. After going through airport security to leave, he somehow returned and managed to join a border tour group before crossing into North Korea, the officials said.
...

A person who said they witnessed the event and was part of the same tour group told CBS News they had just visited one of the buildings at the site when "this man gives out a loud 'ha ha ha,' and just runs in between some buildings."

The witness said military personnel reacted within seconds to the man's actions, but at first, there was confusion.

"I thought it was a bad joke at first, but when he didn't come back, I realized it wasn't a joke, and then everybody reacted and things got crazy."

Iranians say there are no American heroes for them to assassinate in retribution for the Trump regime assassinating General Soleimani but this man has proven them wrong.

Jon Pod Van Damm fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jul 19, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ha-ha-guy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I am defecting from sobriety starting now.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I mean they have all those pretty boy singers right? It can't be that bad.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

You should go there too

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery

lemme hear some more detail on this hot take, sounds interesting

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

"This necrocracy where one or two people enslave millions and live in opulence under a cryptofascist guise of socialism is actually good and correct" lmao goony rear end mofos go away

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

goddamn private, at least they would have fed you in leavenworth. nice hustle though gotta respect

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



north korea honeypot goooooo!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Korth Norea

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



I now understand why the guy fled. Apparently the military was supposed to send him to Texas.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Competing subforums are wondering how to track his progress in the indoctrination process

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Competing subforums are wondering how to track his progress in the indoctrination process

have you tried naenara yet?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

he probably confused north korea with zombo com

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
The world needs an brave journalist with integrity to get in there and finally let us know what the gaming is like

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Konar posted:

The world needs an brave journalist with integrity to get in there and finally let us know what the gaming is like

Red Star OS 4.0 is the greatest gaming operating system ever released

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

seems like a bad korea move

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


BeefThief posted:

he probably confused north korea with zombo com

I've heard anything is possible there. Sounds like a nice place!

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