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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

lmfao

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

What a mad lad!

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
King indeed

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You know how you can just look at some people and tell they're a fuckin dumbass?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Poohs Packin posted:

You know how you can just look at some people and tell they're a fuckin dumbass?

there's a definitely "i get high on my own farts" look in those eyes

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Poohs Packin posted:

You know how you can just look at some people and tell they're a fuckin dumbass?

that's a mirror

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

According to people in the tour group he bolted from the guy was laughing as he ran across the border, he definitely thought he had pulled some masterstroke move to avoid time in the brig lol

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



hmmm, starvation and torture or a few days in the brig, what a dilemma

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

Ha ha ha!

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags
I wonder what he's doing right now? I'm sure it's something chill.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
us military prisons are still us prisons. depending on his sentence, life as a refugee in north korea might be an improvement. or he might just be a dumbass, i dunno.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
They might just throw him in the nearest concentration camp because hearing tortured screams in English instead of Korean would probably be a nice change of pace.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
this hero is going to tank so, so many careers and you people have the nerve to insult him

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Coolguye posted:

there's a definitely "i get high on my own farts" look in those eyes

your monitor's on right?

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
So who'd he rape?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Nowher posted:

I wonder what he's doing right now? I'm sure it's something chill.

Im gonna guess shootin hoops and cracking open a few cold ones with Kim jong il.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

Im gonna guess shootin hoops and cracking open a few cold ones with Kim jong il.

kim jong il is already a cold one

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_in_North_Korea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_nationals_detained_in_North_Korea

Wee fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jul 19, 2023

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

kim jong il is already a cold one

Yeah if you believe THE GOVERMENT OF NORTH KOREA

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

This lowly private will ascend to Kim-Il Sung’s eternal throne you just watch

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

There is no limit to what a black US solider can achieve in North Korea

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

He’s already asked to become a samurai at least 5 times

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Black Noise posted:

I prefer gin and Juche :colbert:

Kim and Juche

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Kim seems like a fun guy to hang around with until he isn’t.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Kim seems like a fun guy to hang around with until he isn’t.

He's great until you beat him one too many times at NBA2K11 (Xbox 360, natch) so he loads you into a cannon and fires you at one of the uncles he hates

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Disco Pope posted:

Quick, check who's missing from CSPAM.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I imagine this guy is begging to play on his phone and update his tinder so he can pickup some hot north chicks

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Disciplinary actions? I would choose North Korea over US Prison if given the chance.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I want to know what kind of inflection his "ha ha" had.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Whoa! When did Jamie Lee Curtis defect? That's nuts. Must have been recent. She was just in that Everything Everywhere All at the Same Time movie.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Think Trump addresses him as "sir"?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Probably calls him Kim or Joe.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Riot Bimbo posted:

north korea got done really dirty by the US and has the moral high ground over both south korea and the US so while his quality of life is about to take a dramatic, substantial nosedive that it is unlikely to recover from, he actually has made a Morally Correct Decision. I applaud his bravery :shobon:7 :d2a:

communism is when you have a king and then his sons keep getting to rule

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

It's really a win win. He will get exactly what he deserves.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

satanic splash-back posted:

I want to know what kind of inflection his "ha ha" had.

Gonnokorea

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


:haibrow:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

Probably calls him Kim or Joe.

Kim North Korea

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

cumpantry posted:

your monitor's on right?

We did that joke already

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Kimng of the north

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