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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Alex P Corn posted:

My cats have names but we don't use them. Naming a cat is like naming a couch. What's the point? Couch don't care. Cat don't care.

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gently caress you

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I keep a flattened back pack up there for Midas to lay on cause otherwise it's too bumpy for him. It's his spot. Today Bean has decided to join him. They are chirping at the birds. Sorry my pictures are dark and lovely. I have an iPhone 7.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 20, 2023

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

Alex P Corn posted:

My cats have names but we don't use them. Naming a cat is like naming a couch. What's the point? Couch don't care. Cat don't care.

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my cat comes when i call her name from another room, turns to look at me if i say her name while she's facing away from me and her tail goes nuts when i say her name and she's asleep. pf course a cat wont know their name if you don't say it lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Alex P Corn posted:

My cats have names but we don't use them. Naming a cat is like naming a couch. What's the point? Couch don't care. Cat don't care.

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A supremely righetous probe.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

Alex P Corn posted:

My cats have names but we don't use them. Naming a cat is like naming a couch. What's the point? Couch don't care. Cat don't care.

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my housemates cats have names, but i end up just calling them by their colors.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Windows 98 posted:




I keep a flattened back pack up there for Midas to lay on cause otherwise it's too bumpy for him. It's his spot. Today Bean has decided to join him. They are chirping at the birds. Sorry my pictures are dark and lovely. I have an iPhone 7.

One of my friends used to live in an older building in jersey city that used steam heat. When he left his window open his neighbor's cat would sneak in to sleep on his radiator. I guess he had a superior radiator or the cat just sensed an opportunity to commit a crime and took it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nice cats, but when will :science: make a kitten that...
  • stays small (cheaper to feed) and cute all its life
  • never sheds fur
  • doesn't knock things off shelves
  • never attacks a man's dangling genitals
  • shits only in the toilet then jumps onto the cistern to flush
  • doesn't put its rear end in a top hat on your face while you sleep
  • doesn't have sharp claws (and they never need trimming)
  • is always healthy (so no large vet bills or exorbitant insurance)
  • doesn't torture or kill small animals
  • never gets underfoot
  • is always warm and friendly to all household members and guests?
C'mon :science: if we can send people to the moon and probes to Mars...

Or is all this stuff controlled by BIG CAT?

itry
Aug 23, 2019




BigBadSteve posted:

Nice cats, but when will :science: make a kitten that...

No thanks. That's how we got those miserable dogs with eyes too big for their skulls.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Thinkin about thos Beans...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

itry posted:

No thanks. That's how we got those miserable dogs with eyes too big for their skulls.

Good point.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice cats, but when will :science: make a kitten that...
  • stays small (cheaper to feed) and cute all its life
  • never sheds fur
  • doesn't knock things off shelves
  • never attacks a man's dangling genitals
  • shits only in the toilet then jumps onto the cistern to flush
  • doesn't put its rear end in a top hat on your face while you sleep
  • doesn't have sharp claws (and they never need trimming)
  • is always healthy (so no large vet bills or exorbitant insurance)
  • doesn't torture or kill small animals
  • never gets underfoot
  • is always warm and friendly to all household members and guests?
C'mon :science: if we can send people to the moon and probes to Mars...

Or is all this stuff controlled by BIG CAT?

Caffeine-free diet coke-rear end post.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Zybourne Clock posted:

Caffeine-free diet coke-rear end post.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

weird posts itt

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice cats, but when will :science: make a kitten that...
  • stays small (cheaper to feed) and cute all its life
  • never sheds fur
  • doesn't knock things off shelves
  • never attacks a man's dangling genitals
  • shits only in the toilet then jumps onto the cistern to flush
  • doesn't put its rear end in a top hat on your face while you sleep
  • doesn't have sharp claws (and they never need trimming)
  • is always healthy (so no large vet bills or exorbitant insurance)
  • doesn't torture or kill small animals
  • never gets underfoot
  • is always warm and friendly to all household members and guests?
C'mon :science: if we can send people to the moon and probes to Mars...

Or is all this stuff controlled by BIG CAT?

i dont think cats are 4 u

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

weird posts itt

yep. no more psychotic bullet point lists or excel files or w/e itt please

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

pandy fackler posted:

my cat comes when i call her name from another room, turns to look at me if i say her name while she's facing away from me and her tail goes nuts when i say her name and she's asleep. pf course a cat wont know their name if you don't say it lol

We started calling this random feral cat that lived in our backyard "Gary" because it was funny to stand on the back porch and yell "Garryyyyyy" until he trotted in and got fed. He started off terrified of people to the point where when I tried to trap him to get him neutered he hit my leg so hard he bruised me through a pair of jeans and sliced my arm to ribbons.

Then he refused to leave our house after getting neutered and is now the biggest cuddlebug in the world. Literally let's my kids do anything to him as long as it gets him pets.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

gary ftw

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gary looks loving huge

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


gary is a good cat name. i once had a neighbour who had a cat called dave, similar vibes

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Pinot is skeptical but approves.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Peggy Edson posted:

gary looks loving huge

He is very big. Fantastic mouser as well. But seriously just an incredibly sweet guy now. Follows both my kids around all day so he can cuddle them. When my youngest had strep a month ago he cuddled with her all day on the couch under a blanket


Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Gary. Known large boy. Known good boy.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
any cats named Laurence? should be. or Aloysius.

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

.

pandy fackler fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Mar 22, 2024

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
op never stop posting, this is better than meds

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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4 hours later and this boy is still nappin in his hole. He's going to be a rambunctious lil guy tonight. I can feel it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

babbies need their sleep for menacing

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

StrangersInTheNight posted:

op never stop posting, this is better than meds



I need to go workout but Gary decided I am not allowed to

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Nice friggin cat bud

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i like to pet cats with my feet

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Bean good. Gary good. All cats good.

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


Windows 98 posted:

He's going to be a rambunctious lil guy tonight.

lol yep so it is written

Ours are already 1 (!) and still get ejected most nights between 3-6am when they come romping.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i caught my kitten doing catnip so I made it roll in the entire bag to teach it a lesson

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe
I love bean.

I love all the cats.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I;m thinking about that bean

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Dixville posted:

I;m thinking about that bean

He’s going absolutely loving bonkers today. Woke up and he found the toilet paper. His first kill.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Windows 98 posted:

He’s going absolutely loving bonkers today. Woke up and he found the toilet paper. His first kill.

learning to secure the tp is an early lesson that cat parents have to learn.

mine unraveled an entire roll. didn't tear it up, just spun the thing until it all came off.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
He will be bonkers until about 2 yrs old and then he should settle into his adult personality. Enjoy your two years of having a little fur-covered lightning goblin.

It's totally worth it, even with the shredded curtains and couches.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Windows 98 posted:

His name is Bean and he is very small





not often we get a thread where someone shows off their pussy

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