BigBadSteve posted:

Nice cats, but when will make a kitten that...

• stays small (cheaper to feed) and cute all its life
  
• never sheds fur
  
• doesn't knock things off shelves
  
• never attacks a man's dangling genitals
  
• shits only in the toilet then jumps onto the cistern to flush
  
• doesn't put its rear end in a top hat on your face while you sleep
  
• doesn't have sharp claws (and they never need trimming)
  
• is always healthy (so no large vet bills or exorbitant insurance)
  
• doesn't torture or kill small animals
  
• never gets underfoot
  
• is always warm and friendly to all household members and guests?
  

C'mon if we can send people to the moon and probes to Mars...

Or is all this stuff controlled by BIG CAT?