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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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You are BRAIN-WASHED by BIG HOTDOG! Bratwurst is BETTER! Government, Illuminati, Biden = HOT DOG PUPPETEERS!! They hide the TRUTH about BRATWURST and youre SOUL. Joe BIDEN, President, hotDOG lover?!?? WHY??! Always hotDOG, never BRATWURST?!



NASA, Biden, Big Hot Dog, all HIDE THE REAL BRAT MESSAGE!!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Lies LIES lies!!! Children eat HOTDOG LIES!! DISCREDIT-ING BRATWURST??

NO MORE LIES!! STAND FOR BRATWURST!!

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I got a big hot dog for you right here OP :ocelot: :grin:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


not me i love lies

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
you giving out hotdog massages?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I have Bratwurst, I have also hot dog. Different sausages

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I think I left a can of low sodium ham in the kitchen pack last weekend on the canoe camping trip.

I wish I had it right now

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
my dad and my uncle died at schnitzelberg and i don't even care lol yolo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pac and Cheese posted:

my dad and my uncle died at schnitzelberg and i don't even care lol yolo

what state is schnitzelberg in?

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I went to a minor league baseball game a few weeks ago and had 1 hotdog, 1 beer, 1 Cracker Jack and 1 ice cream in a little plastic batting helmet. It was the happiest I have been in like, a year or more.

Hotdogs are good.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
they have these beef dogs at sams club that are actually really good and have rekindled my love for hot dogs

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Ville Valo posted:

Hotdogs are good.

MODS?!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


tired of the bull poo poo

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Here’s some truth for your dumb rear end.

https://youtu.be/vi2YpNoFg60

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Here’s some truth for your dumb rear end.

https://youtu.be/vi2YpNoFg60

Owch!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Italian sausage is so much better than bratwurst. You say it like sausiche. It's better.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
why did costco kill the polish dog :mad:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

its loving cool that you get Emails from our president!

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
Hot dogs are sorta ok if grilled but every time I eat one I spend the entire time thinking "this could have been a brat" and it just makes it feel like a consolation prize instead of something to be excited about (because it is)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


OP is right, hotdogs are the worst dog and I'm tired of pretending they're even close to as good as a brat or polish dog.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Lord have mercy this forum has wiener fever this time of year.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
@OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

OP is right, hotdogs are the worst dog and I'm tired of pretending they're even close to as good as a brat or polish dog.

the polish don';t have dogs. We'ere to stupid

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Look at him, not even a shard of slaw falling off of it.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
There are no bad dogs, only better dogs.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

weg posted:

There are no bad dogs, only better dogs.

Only bad dog owners

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

They're the wurst op

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mitt romney is so awkwardly cheerful about hotdogs in that video. he looks happy, like actually happy, not fake politician happy

i believe hotdog truly is his favorite meat and he has found real honest joy

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
"I love [my hotdog] in buns"
- Mitt Romney, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if he ran that hot dog speech as his sole campaign ad, he would win in a landslide

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm tired of the truth

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bf_7LUOaYM

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

covidstomper58 posted:

Italian sausage is so much better than bratwurst. You say it like sausiche. It's better.

You are pronouncing kielbasa wrong.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Kielbasa without sauerkraut is like a car without wheels

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'm here for the lies tbqh

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

If only Windows 98 was a mod, so he could use his power to help overcome this sort of conspiracy.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

emSparkly posted:

Kielbasa without horseradish is like a car without wheels

FTFY, but you're not wrong.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
What a wiener

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