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Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

MrQwerty posted:

She was pregnant with X but who knows, dude loves his IVF because, like his dad, he's running a weird quiverfull techno-eugenics cult in his personal life

So they have one legitimate child and now she's complaining she won't let them see kids she didn't even give birth to? Embarrassing. I'd be like welp, see ya later shitlord. Keep paying for your one actual kid.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:40

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:40

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Olympic Mathlete posted:

So they have one legitimate child and now she's complaining she won't let them see kids she didn't even give birth to? Embarrassing. I'd be like welp, see ya later shitlord. Keep paying for your one actual kid.

Look, they're weird and dumb but I can't even begin to point out the things wrong with this post.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:42

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 25 days!)

i'm not crazy about that recent song i wanna be software, it's okay, but i've been listening to miss anthropocene a lot since this thread and i like it a lot. hopefully she's got a new one coming out soon.

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:44

Elephunk: Dec 6, 2007

Thread title makes me hear this song with Grimes instead of Grind

https://youtu.be/3pwjiHyKVNg?si=YH9rSm9MBY3Lod6n

# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:54

Bleusilences: Jun 23, 2004; Be careful for what you wish for.

roomtone posted:

i'm not crazy about that recent song i wanna be software, it's okay, but i've been listening to miss anthropocene a lot since this thread and i like it a lot. hopefully she's got a new one coming out soon.

I kind of like it but here 2 songs that are better and are kind of the same style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5lLFS6bT-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKUSdfVhyU

# ? Sep 10, 2023 12:05

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

i liked that album grimes put out in the early 2010s, it was genuinely great

# ? Sep 10, 2023 12:25

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Collapsing Farts posted:

Whats a grimes??

Welcome, Grimes, and good news: You can read about yourself in this very thread, starting on page 1!

# ? Sep 10, 2023 16:39

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Poohs Packin posted:

This is a thread about Grimes:

Her "about the artist" on Spotify reads:

Grimes started producing music when she had to learn the program Logic for her neuroscience class. Shortly thereafter she had a viral myspace page, which allowed her to start booking shows and focus full-time on music. She lived in a crack den In Montreal with no heat (where she got frostbite twice and her neighbor was bludgeoned to death in the hallway), playing raves until her 2012 breakout, Visions, which was recorded during a 2 week speed binge wherein she did not leave her bedroom. Upon the success of this album, Grimes attempted to enter society as a regular human, which has clearly not gone super well but has nonetheless been entertaining. She�s since become an award winning music video director as well as music composer, producer, engineer and singer-songwriter. She�s toured globally to sold out crowds, headlined festivals, and is now moving into the space of corporate surrealism. She recently had experimental eye surgery only available to the upper class. She put out her final earth album in 2020.

Grimes is an electronic musician and visual artist from Canada who has made some really dope tunes over the years. She's had some massive hits but has also collaborated with really cool more esoteric techno and electronic music artists.

Here are a couple of her hits:

Genesis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY

Oblivion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5H-YlcMSbc

In recent years she's collaborated with heavier and darker electronic artists with great results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz_Zxd-iIdI

Oh and her first album was called "Giedi Primes" and was based on Dune. Its okay.

She's also super goony and a genuine weirdo which is pretty awesome. It's always fun when some self taught basement dweller gets thrust into the public light. Here are a few notable instances of her being weird, and possibly trolling.

Grimes has a son named "X � A-XII" with Elon Musk. Apparently Ol' Musky thought that she was a "simulation" created by his mind, which is incredibly on brand and hilarious. Obviously they didnt work out.

Grimes likes to keep fit:

She claimed she got experimental eye surgery, which scientists immediately de-bunked:

https://www.stereogum.com/2051274/wait-hold-on-grimes-got-part-of-her-eyes-removed-so-that-she-cant-see-blue-light/news/

"I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression."

I'm pretty much convinced she's in part pulling an Andy Kaufman on everyone with claims like this, but its all on brand for her future and alien obsessed image.

Anyways I like Grimes and you can use this thread to post about weird poo poo Grimes has done and said over the years and maybe talk about her music also if you want.

I thought Astro glide was anal lube

# ? Sep 10, 2023 22:48

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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it's weird she has a song called 'my name is dark' when her name is grimes

# ? Sep 10, 2023 23:28

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I thought this was about the character Frank Grimes from The Simpsons, and I am disappointed. Also this lady seems like a compulsive liar.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:30

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Grimes is bad and has always been bad. Just another rich kid that adopted a crunchy hippie aesthetic to cover up her own privilege (no wonder pitchfork loves her)

quote:

...attended Catholic school.[14][15] Her mother, Sandy Garossino, is a former Crown prosecutor and arts advocate;[16] her father, Maurice Boucher, a former banker, works "in the business side of biotech".

anyway here's a 2009 news article about her boat:
https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?refresh=true

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:44

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Modulo16 posted:

I thought this was about the character Frank Grimes from The Simpsons, and I am disappointed. Also this lady seems like a compulsive liar.

yeah mental illness owns

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:52

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Lol IVF with a surrogate "mah kids!!!"

# ? Sep 11, 2023 00:54

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

redshirt posted:

Good old Grimey.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 01:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Grimes kinda seems dumber than a box of really stupid rocks

# ? Sep 11, 2023 02:04

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

who cares she makes cool music. like really who gives a poo poo

# ? Sep 11, 2023 07:56

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

git apologist posted:

who cares she makes cool music. like really who gives a poo poo

Probably the people that her eugenics worshipping billionaire ex(?) husband repeatedly makes wink wink nudge nudge jokes about wiping out, while she bravely stands up to say "he's misunderstood, he's really smart, just listen to him!"

# ? Sep 11, 2023 08:02

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

ProperCoochie posted:

Probably the people that her eugenics worshipping billionaire ex(?) husband repeatedly makes wink wink nudge nudge jokes about wiping out, while she bravely stands up to say "he's misunderstood, he's really smart, just listen to him!"

yeah

# ? Sep 11, 2023 08:58

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

Associating with Musk aside, I absolutely would gently caress around with swords and synthesisers and watch cyberpunk anime and get shitfaced on a boat if I were rich enough not to care. She's living the dream.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 10:29

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Disco Pope posted:

Associating with Musk aside, I absolutely would gently caress around with swords and synthesisers and watch cyberpunk anime and get shitfaced on a boat if I were rich enough not to care. She's living the dream.

She has at least three of Musk's children. She must be miserable.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 10:41

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Disco Pope posted:

Associating with Musk aside, I absolutely would gently caress around with swords and synthesisers and watch cyberpunk anime and get shitfaced on a boat if I were rich enough not to care. She's living the dream.

She can't even put on a concert without her ex flying his private jet into town so he can get up on stage, stop her show dead and very publicly stalk her

# ? Sep 11, 2023 10:56

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

MrQwerty posted:

She can't even put on a concert without her ex flying his private jet into town so he can get up on stage, stop her show dead and very publicly stalk her

This footage is really gross.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 11:26

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Poohs Packin posted:

This footage is really gross.

: Any footage featuring Elon

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:46

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

MrQwerty posted:

She can't even put on a concert without her ex flying his private jet into town so he can get up on stage, stop her show dead and very publicly stalk her

Did this seriously happen?

# ? Sep 11, 2023 14:54

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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ProperCoochie posted:

Probably the people that her eugenics worshipping billionaire ex(?) husband repeatedly makes wink wink nudge nudge jokes about wiping out, while she bravely stands up to say "he's misunderstood, he's really smart, just listen to him!"

Hedging her stupidity with her marriage to Musk is kind of a fallacy IMO because it takes away her agency by the suggestion that he 'made' her dumb; she was plenty stupid on her own well before she huffed that racist dipshit's hog. Evidenced in her river boat story, her experience eating nothing but pasta with butter until her doctor told her she was going to die, and her absolutely pedestrian garbage pop music, she's always been a class-A moron whose fame was bought and paid for by her rich parents. gently caress Grimes, she'll never be as influential or original as Bjork, which is clearly what she's always been chasing.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:39

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

git apologist posted:

who cares she makes cool music. like really who gives a poo poo

Also her music sucks a fat one on top of all the reasons you were just told

Like listen to this garbage what are you saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwmFIphNcg

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:46

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

Nah, Visions was good.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:50

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

Yeule is the better Grimes

# ? Sep 11, 2023 16:54

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Konar posted:

Also her music sucks a fat one on top of all the reasons you were just told

Like listen to this garbage what are you saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwmFIphNcg

good

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:00

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

gwar name rear end kids

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:07

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bobcats posted:

gwar name rear end kids

GWAR is your spirit animal.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:08

Decedent: Dec 20, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Konar posted:

Also her music sucks a fat one on top of all the reasons you were just told

Like listen to this garbage what are you saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwmFIphNcg

My ex wife liked her music from around the time o fart angles anc was really happy when she married the dumb boer, and this could turn into a long rant about how race is a social construct and being around her and her family and other �white� people makes me feel physical pain, but I�m gonna leave it there. Also that one song violence is good, tbh I can�t think of another one.

BUT THIS SOMG
this album was dropped right at the beginning of the pandemic and I could just bet money that elom and a bunch of other people knew about the shutdown a long time before it happened. Like 3 months into 2019 people with connections to china knew how bad it was gonna be. I was hearing about it in November and I�m just some rear end in a top hat on the internet ( also by January I still didn�t see the hype and was making doorknob licking jokes so I�m dumb )

This album is supposed to be about dark faries being representative of ecological disaster so I�m told by my ex wife, and this song was written after the boer called her excitedly to tell her about Covid a year early.

Is this plausible enough for some sort of conspiracy grift? I hear those are really popular right now.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:15

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

A Strange Aeon posted:

Did this seriously happen?

in Japan, even

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:16

Decedent: Dec 20, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Oh yes. She�s supposedly very rich on her own now because of all the nft and crypto scams she got in early on.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:18

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

ProperCoochie posted:

Grimes is bad and has always been bad. Just another rich kid that adopted a crunchy hippie aesthetic to cover up her own privilege (no wonder pitchfork loves her)

anyway here's a 2009 news article about her boat:
https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?refresh=true

I hear ya, but, as somebody said, she is living the dream. To be able to pursue all your childish/naive aspirations without worrying about money is something we all want, really. I have a hard time condemning this woman for anything; Elon just played her.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:42

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Pontificating rear end posted:

I have a hard time condemning this woman for anything; Elon just played her.

You can have some of my condemnation if you'd like, cause you need some at least

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:45

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Pontificating rear end posted:

I hear ya, but, as somebody said, she is living the dream.

She deleted a bunch of frantic tweets the other day about how she hasn't seen her children since Elon showed up to stalk her on stage in Japan and he's effectively kidnapping their children.

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:49

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

Konar posted:

You can have some of my condemnation if you'd like, cause you need some at least

If grimes is whom we take the pitchforks out for, then im staying at home

# ? Sep 11, 2023 17:57

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

MrQwerty posted:

She deleted a bunch of frantic tweets the other day about how she hasn't seen her children since Elon showed up to stalk her on stage in Japan and he's effectively kidnapping their children.

Good. I hope she's deeply unhappy.

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:40

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

kntfkr posted:

Good. I hope she's deeply unhappy.

Yes let's relish in ruining childrens' lives to as a proxy to ruining grimes' life, for her crimes against humanity

# ? Sep 11, 2023 18:18

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