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Woken up to sniffing and huffing noises of what I'm pretty sure is a goatse outside our tent. I don't need to be worried unless I get out of the tent, right? I mean, what else can I do but stay in here? Trying to leave seems like it would just risk making it mad. It just seems to be sniffing around nearby 
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sniffing and huffing and making GBS threads and farting
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Jul 23, 2023 19:37
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do you have any conebros-sized buttplugs on hand? They feed on those.
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Jul 23, 2023 19:38
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ChubbyChecker posted:Woken up to sniffing and huffing noises of what I'm pretty sure is a goatse outside our tent. I don't need to be worried unless I get out of the tent, right? I mean, what else can I do but stay in here? Trying to leave seems like it would just risk making it mad. It just seems to be sniffing around nearby pics or it didn't happen
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Jul 23, 2023 19:40
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pics or it didn't happen They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush  
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Jul 23, 2023 19:41
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you need to check to see if it is a wed or unwed goatse, that will determine your next move.
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Jul 23, 2023 19:41
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Goatse always attack in numbers. Never alone.
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Jul 23, 2023 19:43
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if we start hunting goatse with tanks, they will simply evolve to become tougher, faster, and equipped with anti-tank guns. it will be an evolutionary arms race we cannot hope to win
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Jul 23, 2023 19:44
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ChubbyChecker posted:They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush WHOA! Stay safe
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Jul 23, 2023 19:44
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did you tie your rings up in the trees before going to bed?
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Jul 23, 2023 20:02
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ChubbyChecker posted:They are out there! I can't get a good shot through the brush Youre already dead.
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Jul 23, 2023 20:06
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I keep jacks in my pockets to throw out in front of any wild Goatses.
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Jul 23, 2023 20:10
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redshirt posted:I keep jacks in my pockets to throw out in front of any wild Goatses. the cigarettes?
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Jul 23, 2023 20:13
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the cigarettes? The game jacks. It's known wild Goatses can't help but pick them up if thrown in front of them.
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Jul 23, 2023 20:15
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redshirt posted:The game jacks. It's known wild Goatses can't help but pick them up if thrown in front of them. oh. that also works with cigarettes.
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Jul 23, 2023 20:18
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Ready your fists homeboy
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Jul 23, 2023 20:30
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I ONCE SAW A VIDEO OF A WILD GOATSE AND IT HAD A MOUSETRAP ON ITS DICK!!
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Jul 23, 2023 20:30
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I ONCE SAW A VIDEO OF A WILD GOATSE AND IT HAD A MOUSETRAP ON ITS DICK!! the world's foremost Goatse expert has logged on
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Jul 23, 2023 20:35
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I also keep rice in my pockets for vampires.
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Jul 23, 2023 20:37
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redshirt posted:I also keep rice in my pockets for vampires. that is a deep cut and I respect you for it
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Jul 23, 2023 20:47
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He's expecting you to gape back It's a dominance contest you can't win Unless youre the Giver
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Jul 23, 2023 20:53
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that is a deep cut and I respect you for it I'm prepared to throw rice before you
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Jul 23, 2023 20:56
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redshirt posted:I'm prepared to throw rice before you please don't. I don't want to have to count it all
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Jul 23, 2023 21:00
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Is this lore or a sesame st reference?
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Jul 23, 2023 21:03
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Carlos Lantana posted:He's expecting you to gape back
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Jul 23, 2023 21:03
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Carlos Lantana posted:Is this lore or a sesame st reference? it can be two things
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Jul 23, 2023 21:11
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30 to 50 feral goatses
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Jul 23, 2023 21:50
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Is this the Blair Witch reboot?
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Jul 23, 2023 21:51
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OneEightHundred posted:Is this the Blair Witch reboot? I would answer, but I am very busy looking at this celler corner
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Jul 23, 2023 21:52
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Leave your tent and right into its gape.
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Jul 23, 2023 21:55
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Down at the kirkhide we leave out saucers of crisco and butternut pumpkins. It's a great way to stimulate courtship displays.
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Jul 23, 2023 22:03
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Carlos Lantana posted:Down at the kirkhide we leave out saucers of crisco and butternut pumpkins. the kirkhole you say?
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Jul 23, 2023 22:05
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Planet of the Gapes.
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Jul 23, 2023 22:19
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Grey Cat posted:Leave your tent and right into its gape. Crawl in and see where it leads
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Jul 23, 2023 22:21
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Is that a shatsquatch?
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Jul 23, 2023 22:44
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Grey Cat posted:Is that a shatsquatch? no. and do not google shatsquatch if you have a weak belly
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Jul 23, 2023 22:47
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Stay inside unless u brought a manhole cover
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Jul 23, 2023 22:59
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Be careful! A goatse out in the day is more likely rabid! Check the gape for foam.
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Jul 23, 2023 23:27
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tfw you land a sponsorship from DeWalt
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YOU HAVE THE MAP, RIGHT???
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