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 I mean, seriously, you are just saying I can't be trusted with a plant but I want people to believe I am with this plastic poo poo. Everyone knows it's plastic. It's like carrying around a purse that says Guuchi.
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they still produce oxygen for inside spaces though everything that's green does im p sure
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Jul 24, 2023 04:59
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hmm, my bag does say guuchi
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I'm not listening to home decor opinions from a person with a touch screen toaster.
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Three Olives posted:
what about people who live in a desert? They aren't allowed greenery in their houses?
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you could lock a snake plant dracaena in the closet and ignore it for years and that fucker would survive
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Buce posted:you could lock a snake plant dracaena in the closet and ignore it for years and that fucker would survive but I'm afraid of snakes
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Jul 24, 2023 05:05
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I bought a palm plant for my office the other week but Amazon took too long for the pot to get here so it got all dried out and idk if I can't save it now that it is here ):
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Jul 24, 2023 05:06
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Buce posted:you could lock a snake plant dracaena in the closet and ignore it for years and that fucker would survive  People that buy fake plants are loving monsters.
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Nooner posted:I bought a palm plant for my office the other week but Amazon took too long for the pot to get here so it got all dried out and idk if I can't save it now that it is here ): you bought a plant, then as an afterthought bought the pot from Amazon. loving hell Nooner. Get your poo poo together
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Jul 24, 2023 05:09
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I have a thing for olives. My oldest daughter is even holds the namesake – Olive. An olive is a spiritual symbol for peace and tranquility, so it’s completely understandable why people are now wanting olive trees in their homes. The small leaf tree trend isn’t going anywhere with its charming, stylish feel that it adds to any room. Unless you live in Mediterranean climate though, it’s going to be tricky keeping a real one alive. Trust me, I dropped $90 on one only for it to bite the dust within a month. That’s why, in this case, I say, “Go faux!” https://forresterhome.com/2020/11/03/my-faux-olive-tree-and-your-guide-to-finding-the-perfect-faux-tree/
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Jul 24, 2023 05:09
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may be just get a jar of olives, lady. jeez.
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Jul 24, 2023 05:12
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I got a palm tree 2 years ago. Still going strong. Get an air plant if you can't remember to water it. I've definitely killed a few air plants
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EorayMel posted:I have a thing for olives. My oldest daughter is even holds the namesake – Olive. An olive is a spiritual symbol for peace and tranquility, so it’s completely understandable why people are now wanting olive trees in their homes. The small leaf tree trend isn’t going anywhere with its charming, stylish feel that it adds to any room. Unless you live in Mediterranean climate though, it’s going to be tricky keeping a real one alive. Trust me, I dropped $90 on one only for it to bite the dust within a month. That’s why, in this case, I say, “Go faux!” you have a daughter named Olive? Best be on the lookout for guys named Bluto
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Treecko posted:I got a palm tree 2 years ago. That's the thing that is so hosed up... You can kill any plant, it's on you and you can buy another one, fake plants are a lie from the start.
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Three Olives posted:You can kill any plant that's very generous of you to say
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Thanks for reminding me I kind of want a houseplant or two OP I may get around to that
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those aren't fake plants op, they're plastic refined from oil, which is just old plants
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Thom Yorke called it, years ago ...
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You have to dust fake plants and who tf has time to dust fake rear end plants? Like at least if it were alive I'd feel like it was worth it but nope just keeping cobwebs out of tacky rear end plastic garbage for eternity like a basic bitch Sisyphus
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Jul 24, 2023 06:10
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Plastic pollen to feed my stigma.
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Three Olives posted:
You had me until the last part; embracing knockoff goods is blessed: 
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Old people love silk flowers. Especially putting them outside in the flower bed and letting them get all sun faded and brittle.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what about people who live in a desert? They aren't allowed greenery in their houses? plants will still grow indoors in a desert you dingus
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Jul 24, 2023 07:34
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Buce posted:you could lock a snake plant dracaena in the closet and ignore it for years and that fucker would survive
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Jul 24, 2023 07:38
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I found a little nursery just down the road. There's never anyone there. It's quite peaceful.    Fake plants can gently caress right off. 
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Konar posted:they still produce oxygen for inside spaces though letting shrek routinely violate my anus for air quality purposes
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Jul 24, 2023 10:35
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i brought some cute lil fake succulents in hedgehog and pig themed pots to make my girlfriend happy, op
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Jul 24, 2023 10:38
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Bro I can barely keep myself alive a fake plant is my only hope of having something green that wont die in a week
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Jul 24, 2023 10:58
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believe or not 3o some people purchase items to make their living space more relaxing or enjoyable and are not trying to impress people with everything they buy. some fake plants can make a room nicer to be in without the maintenance associated with real plant life and they aren't doing it to make people think they are a plant care master hth
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Hey Three Olives you recently posted an interior shot of your place on here and it's got a real "The Professor Who Lives In The College Town Who Still Drinks With Students" kinda look to it. Seriously your place looks like it smells like tahineh and shoes.
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Jul 24, 2023 11:19
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I'm the emotional baby who sometimes buys the sickly looking plants and tries to nurse them back to health. Got about a 50/50 success rate. Trying to germinate the seeds from a store-bought jalapeño atm. Last year the birds ate all my cherry tomatoes and I only got like 3
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Jul 24, 2023 11:35
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3O prob wouldnt even try tho. Oops it died, time to buy another
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"have you seen the neighbours plants cecil? they're not even real, how lower class of them" *scoffs* "indeed gerald, i noticed when i was over telling them about our new tesla that they only have one kitchen appliance with a screen and it's their refrigerator, very early 2000's of them" *guffaws* this is how i imagine 3os life to be
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"have you seen the neighbours plants cecil? they're not even real, how lower class of them" *scoffs* With the occasional pause to just ask a few questions.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"have you seen the neighbours plants cecil? they're not even real, how lower class of them" *scoffs*
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I used to have one festooned with christmas lights for ambience back in the day and every woman I brought over thought it was funny as hell and also a deal breaker
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Jul 24, 2023 12:07
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they were $20 each at the bargain store and i wanted some green in the living room
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Jul 24, 2023 12:27
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Fake pants.
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Bad Purchase posted:those aren't fake plants op, they're plastic refined from oil, which is just old plants This. A plastic plant isn't fake, it represents pure essense of the plant uncorrupted by living. A metaplant.
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