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spckr
Aug 3, 2014

here we go
germany

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

England for inventing capitalism

didn’t the dutch invent capitalism?

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Toplowtech posted:

Yeah three pages and no mention of France. Gonna be a record, better remind you all of our existence at some point.

Your most left wing president terrorist bombed new zealand. it's a small crime as european state's crimes go, but it's funny to me because NZ is hardly a threat to anyone's empire.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

spiritually, england
materially, it was probably georgia until last year but now it's definitely ukraine

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Toplowtech posted:

Yeah three pages and no mention of France. Gonna be a record, better remind you all of our existence at some point.

france is the america of europe, but europe is so incredibly wretched that doesn't automatically make it the #1 worst

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I loving wish America was as good as France (this is not an endorsement of France)

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

spiritually, but it only goes one way (america projected on to europe). the other way around, there's no analogue

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Best Friends posted:

I loving wish America was as good as France (this is not an endorsement of France)
sorry but no. American has one thing France doesn’t: no frenchies hon hon hon

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

your average frenchman is exactly as addled and depraved as your average american but due to their history and culture think they're obviously superior to everyone else, which is the most american trait there is. if the french countryside was suitable for growing huge quantities of government subsidized corn every 40 kg chainsmoking french wine snob would be 350 lbs and drive a ford f150 to their evangelical megachurch

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
luxembourg a country insane enough to want to be both french and german

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
proud it's gotten this far w/o anyone mentioning mine

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


vatican city

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Al! posted:

luxembourg a country insane enough to want to be both french and german

This is swiss erasure

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:

your average frenchman is exactly as addled and depraved as your average american but due to their history and culture think they're obviously superior to everyone else, which is the most american trait there is. if the french countryside was suitable for growing huge quantities of government subsidized corn every 40 kg chainsmoking french wine snob would be 350 lbs and drive a ford f150 to their evangelical megachurch
my dude, the french countryside is suitable for growing huge quantities of government subsidized corn, roughly comparable to the eastern half of the us. the eu subsidizes not growing anything, to keep food prices up

Zisky posted:

This is swiss erasure
they also want to be italian

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Zisky posted:

This is swiss erasure

A good start.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Serbia or Italy

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Al! posted:

luxembourg a country insane enough to want to be both french and german

small belgium

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

france is the america of europe, but europe is so incredibly wretched that doesn't automatically make it the #1 worst

dude they hate muslims so much, even the socialist guy will randomly say stuff like this


https://twitter.com/JLMelenchon/status/1317860651226796033

quote:

Faced with Islamist terrorism, we must respond very precisely. There is clearly a problem with the Chechen community in France. Chechens who engage in political Islamism activity on social media must be tracked down and expelled

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Megamissen posted:

small belgium

petit klein belgium

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Xaris posted:

all of the scandavian countries, but especially finns

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Xaris posted:

sorry but no. American has one thing France doesn’t: no frenchies hon hon hon

America keeps it's Frenchies in it's hat.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

dude they hate muslims so much, even the socialist guy will randomly say stuff like this


https://twitter.com/JLMelenchon/status/1317860651226796033

I don't think most Americans get how racist France (and most of Europe) is. America is deeply racist but whatever vestigial understanding of ourselves as a melting pot nation of immigrants does actually change the national character a little bit and we mostly express our racism in less explicit ways. A French guy will fuckin army crawl across the etoile to spit on a brown person.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I don't think most Americans get how racist France (and most of Europe) is. America is deeply racist but whatever vestigial understanding of ourselves as a melting pot nation of immigrants does actually change the national character a little bit and we mostly express our racism in less explicit ways. A French guy will fuckin army crawl across the etoile to spit on a brown person.

my french professor in college used to talk about how she had to go apartment shopping herself in paris, otherwise they would get upcharged, denied, or get glared at if she went with her black husband

there was one time where the landlord was really friendly and helpful until her husband showed up

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I worked with a British lady for a time and she was all in on BLM and the ICE camps being terrible and how racist America was, but if you talked to her about brexit watch out. She used to rant about how europe was trying to export Muslims or slavs to undermine England and its culture. She didn't mind Indians though. She said they had been civilized.

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 18:24 on Aug 1, 2023

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mr Hootington posted:

I worked with a British lady for a time and she was all in on BLM and the ICE camps being terrible and how racist America was, but if you talked to her about brexit watch out. She used to rant about how europe was trying to export Muslims or slave to undermine England and its culture. She didn't mind Indians though. She said they had been civilized.

just mentioning the words Muslim or Gypsy/Roma to a European causes them to transform into turbo mega Hitler instantly like a power ranger

it’s a cool lifehack. also evidence that Europe must be brutally destroyed

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Xaris posted:

just mentioning the words Muslim or Gypsy/Roma to a European causes them to transform into turbo mega Hitler instantly like a power ranger

it’s a cool lifehack. also evidence that Europe must be brutally destroyed

Yeah it is why I can't take any of them seriously about anything anymore.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
My actual thought on the current worst country is France. Macron is an evil man who is doing terrible things to his citizens while his government is actively pushing for the genocide of minorities in Europe. France is one of the bigger pushers for increased nato presence along the "souther europe" border and for a navy presence in the Mediterranean.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Mr Hootington posted:

My actual thought on the current worst country is France. Macron is an evil man who is doing terrible things to his citizens while his government is actively pushing for the genocide of minorities in Europe. France is one of the bigger pushers for increased nato presence along the "souther europe" border and for a navy presence in the Mediterranean.

good choice sir

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Mr Hootington posted:

I worked with a British lady for a time and she was all in on BLM and the ICE camps being terrible and how racist America was, but if you talked to her about brexit watch out. She used to rant about how europe was trying to export Muslims or slavs to undermine England and its culture. She didn't mind Indians though. She said they had been civilized.

it’s insanely funny to me that Brits blew up their economy and geopolitical position because they couldn’t stand another day of having polish workers

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

It isn't a defense of France that they took so long to be named ITT, but rather an accurate reflection of the sheer unpleasantness of many of their eu compatriots

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Hatebag posted:

baby finland

ugh don't summon him

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I don't think most Americans get how racist France (and most of Europe) is. America is deeply racist but whatever vestigial understanding of ourselves as a melting pot nation of immigrants does actually change the national character a little bit and we mostly express our racism in less explicit ways. A French guy will fuckin army crawl across the etoile to spit on a brown person.

all you really need to do is just point out what their immigration policies are like compared to the US

we are permissive as hellllll, in france you're not even granted automatic citizenship for being born there lol

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

the shittiest and most racist euro countries take far more refugees as a percentage of their population than the US.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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lol nice technicality for places smaller than pennsylvania

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol nice technicality for places smaller than pennsylvania
how many refugees have you, personally, taken in?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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two but they were only little ones and could barely lift anything

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we are permissive as hellllll, in france you're not even granted automatic citizenship for being born there lol

Not many European countries practice jus soli, certainly not without restrictions. Denmark will go so far as to deliberately violate the convention on statelessness to avoid unwanted citizens.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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i've heard about how places like germany have 3rd and 4th generation immigrants who aren't citizens

hosed up imho

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I don't think most Americans get how racist France (and most of Europe) is. America is deeply racist but whatever vestigial understanding of ourselves as a melting pot nation of immigrants does actually change the national character a little bit and we mostly express our racism in less explicit ways. A French guy will fuckin army crawl across the etoile to spit on a brown person.

ive got friends of multiple ethnicities here that have told me they’d never want to live in france, specifically, but would much rather live in america because of the comparative lack of extreme racism

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
while all except albania are pretty much the worst,

belgium

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