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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009; 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

The Genuine Slur and Ableism Website

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Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

The Posting Crew

# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:38

Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Sekenr posted:

Awfle

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# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:46

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Creamcrew

# ? Jul 26, 2023 16:43

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

Call it Something Aweful, but now we are centered around sharing beautiful landscape photography

# ? Jul 26, 2023 18:28

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

reddot.com

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:07

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

JeffK.lolz

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:19

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

John Lowtax Open Air Emporium

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:21

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Internet Classic

Internet MAX

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:30

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

advicedog.co

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:33

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Something Irrelevant

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:33

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

Frankly recruitment has been in the shitter for years now, and I think we need to get back to the roots that we know make for a successful cult.

First off, the branding.. it's way too honest. Calling it essentially "bad place" certainly has attracted some of our devoted followers, who have their uses, but we just don't have the numbers to rely on that gimmick anymore.

So we gotta trick people. Somethingpeaceful.com. You'll get normal humans who aren't on lists yet just poking around there out of curiosity. We can get them to stick around with kittens and sunset photos or whatever. Draw them in deeper.

Build a sense of community, don't ask for too much yet, we don't want to scare them. Work to isolate them from their family. Break them down. Start slipping in the bad stuff, just let the mask slip here and there to tease them of secrets beyond their current level... Draw them deeper.

When the time is right, they can pay to eventually ascend to platinum level, and we show them our most sacred relic and reveal the final truth that they must hold in their heart and mind. They will be awakened. As if the truth stares them straight in the eye and says "hello!"

And then they will be ours to own. We follow this path as an organization, and we will be growing again, and before you know it, we will have the money to beat the false charges and reopen The Compound.

# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:52

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

The Fellowship of the Ring

# ? Jul 26, 2023 21:06

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Can�t believe no one�s suggested deadgayforum.com yet

# ? Jul 26, 2023 21:16

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

The Butcher posted:

Frankly recruitment has been in the shitter for years now, and I think we need to get back to the roots that we know make for a successful cult.

First off, the branding.. it's way too honest. Calling it essentially "bad place" certainly has attracted some of our devoted followers, who have their uses, but we just don't have the numbers to rely on that gimmick anymore.

So we gotta trick people. Somethingpeaceful.com. You'll get normal humans who aren't on lists yet just poking around there out of curiosity. We can get them to stick around with kittens and sunset photos or whatever. Draw them in deeper.

Build a sense of community, don't ask for too much yet, we don't want to scare them. Work to isolate them from their family. Break them down. Start slipping in the bad stuff, just let the mask slip here and there to tease them of secrets beyond their current level... Draw them deeper.

When the time is right, they can pay to eventually ascend to platinum level, and we show them our most sacred relic and reveal the final truth that they must hold in their heart and mind. They will be awakened. As if the truth stares them straight in the eye and says "hello!"

And then they will be ours to own. We follow this path as an organization, and we will be growing again, and before you know it, we will have the money to beat the false charges and reopen The Compound.

I think they�re going to be the ones staring the truth straight in the eye op

# ? Jul 29, 2023 23:52