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Nov 24, 2023 13:41
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Nov 24, 2023 13:45
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menus so clunky they confer encumbrance to the concept of dropping poo poo
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Nov 24, 2023 14:10
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a lightsaber with no handle
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Nov 24, 2023 14:55
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patience
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Nov 25, 2023 04:37
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having a space master and he solves problems by scamming an honest small business owner into sponsoring a small child to fly in a deathmatch race
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Nov 25, 2023 17:24
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slavery
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Nov 25, 2023 18:56
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A big smart object
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Nov 25, 2023 19:04
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Flying to Mercury and discovering that it's just a JPEG.
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Nov 25, 2023 19:23
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When Sean Bean steps on the deck and declares he's the ship's captain.
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Nov 25, 2023 19:23
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A language model based on the lifetime twitter output of Elon Musk that somehow controls 60% of the galactic economy
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Nov 25, 2023 20:21
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Predators
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Nov 28, 2023 04:11
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An extrasolar space probe is discovered with a golden record intact, but all that's on it is horrifically disgusting amoral poo poo from an alien version of rotten.com
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Dec 1, 2023 07:30
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Ska bands
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Dec 1, 2023 16:49
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90s Ska bands
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Dec 1, 2023 16:50
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Picking up a transmission when you're about 30 light years away from Sol and it's 90s ska
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Dec 1, 2023 16:52
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The child piloting the Gundam that's been after you since you committed those war crimes.
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Dec 1, 2023 16:52
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A Jpop idol singing a song
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Dec 1, 2023 16:57
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Did we already say Satan? I forget
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Dec 1, 2023 17:00
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Creepy blue kids
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Dec 1, 2023 17:31
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A theremin
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David D. Davidson posted:Ska bands oh no David D. Davidson posted:90s Ska bands oh no!
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Dec 6, 2023 10:34
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The Creator's barely disguised fetish.
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Dec 6, 2023 15:14
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Aliens that only eat skittles.
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Dec 7, 2023 04:16
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The possibility that we are the aliens
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Dec 7, 2023 04:26
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being treated as an alien
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Dec 7, 2023 05:37
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Space SkittlesPox
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Realizing that you're not actually in space but in a round of Space Station 13 ON AN ERP SERVER.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:44
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Life without getting to eat this delicious pie.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:48
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Realizing that you're in a David Lynch movie.
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Dec 13, 2023 15:49
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a banana peel, but it's moving
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Dec 13, 2023 15:49
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David D. Davidson posted:The Creator's barely disguised fetish. The Creator's extremely obvious fetish
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Dec 13, 2023 17:33
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A guy the Creator has a longstanding petty grudge against
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Dec 13, 2023 17:36
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The Creator
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Dec 13, 2023 19:23
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Dec 13, 2023 19:29
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The Created
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Dec 13, 2023 19:31
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knowing your purpose in life
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Dec 13, 2023 19:31
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gonk
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Not being able to hear the gonk
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