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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Angepain posted:

women that don't want to gently caress me

quote:

the endless darkness larger than anything you can possibly conceive, swallowing and surrounding everything you know

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


a gun, but like, big

big gun that blows up planets.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
The fact that the moon just isn't there anymore,

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

a gun, but like, big

big gun that blows up planets.

a big gun, but this time it can blow up three planets

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Skeletons

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
william shatner

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


thinly disguised racial stereotypes

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Has anyone ever thought about that in space right now they're all asking "What's the scariest thing on earth".

Kinda hosed up earth has that reputation.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


perhaps the real monster... was man


space man

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Florida Man in Space

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

fartknocker posted:

Florida Man in Space

Who knew if you caught a gator, you could ride it all the way to space?

Florida man knew.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Babylon Zoo's 1996 hit song "Spaceman"

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
a dragon

Razor Jacksuit
Mar 31, 2007

VEES RULE #1



An extended Moby Dick homage

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


An extended dick homage

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
steve jobs

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
misogyny

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
made up koans that are just saying the same thing in a different order

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
broly (at maximum power)

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
ben stiller (at maximum power)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jerry Stiller (at minimum power)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The inability to hear gonking through vacuum

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Giant floating words that say “Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker”

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Never being able to catch up to the TV signal of the 1958 NFL Championship game as it travels at the speed of light through space

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Dark matter is really just a previously unknown form of asbestos

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the interocitor

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
My spaceship is painted black, so when ever I go outside for a walk I think I can't see it, and think I've lost it.

This happens a lot. :(

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Cease to Hope posted:

the interocitor

Lol

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
small talk

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
the three hundred year old FORTRAN code running vital components of the life support system

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
whatever bullshit is happening to Miles O'Brien this week

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Angepain posted:

whatever bullshit is happening to Miles O'Brien this week

Currently trying to fix:

Angepain posted:

the three hundred year old FORTRAN code running vital components of the life support system

May god have mercy on his soul. :(

(lol, god won't)

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
a misplaced semicolon making your computer program hyperintelligent, omnipotent, and hellbent on the eradication of all life, again

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
my drat bitch of a wife!! fellas you know what i mean!! the ol ball and chain!! haha you know what i mean pal. yeah you do

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Cancel culture (not a single statue of me on Bajor)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


some sort of glowing cloud or hand or whatever that thinks it's Space God

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
god

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
ginger nazi

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

with a starship.

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

some sort of glowing cloud or hand or whatever that thinks it's Space God

some sort of glowing cloud or hand or whatever that actually is Space God

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