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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Strong Sauce posted:

justin fields to the steelers for a... 6th round draft pick.

it turns into a 4th rounder if justin fields plays 51% of snaps.

what a bargain... even trey lance was got for a 4th rounder

Hmm maybe he can't play qb good?

I'd still prefer Howell tbh just for the salary cap costs even tho fields was that cheap as far as draft picks go

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
A fourth for a sick RB seems good.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Lifespan posted:

Whatsa AD99? Is that some Jimmy G fan club?

Is that the onlyfans account for that porn star he slept with?

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
The Niners signed Josh Dobbs, adding yet another QB to their roster who is making more than Purdy

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


Its Rinaldo posted:

Is that the onlyfans account for that porn star he slept with?

P sure it was more than 1

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Yeah he just dated that 1, i'm sure he got down with several. Probably got invited to more than a few great parties.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Look at his handsome bastard.

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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Look at his handsome bastard.



If taking PEDs make you handsome.. sign me up

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Strong Sauce posted:

If taking PEDs make you handsome.. sign me up

Well they're not improving his performance on the field that's for sure.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Look at his handsome bastard.



The face of a venture capitalist about to lay off half of his startup.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Look at his handsome bastard.



Still very handsome but definitely visibly aging

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I'm ashamed I underestimated Handsome Jimmy's rizz

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Stop hiring likable players, Rams.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


same old suave-rear end rams

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mr. Fix It posted:

same old suave-rear end rams

His rear end probably is suave :allears:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Asschat

https://theathletic.com/5351145/2024/03/21/nfl-prospect-draft-butt-factor-evaluation/

quote:

“Over the years on television, I used to call it a power generator, and really, it was to be a little cute and funny with a germ of truth. It just kind of became representative of a strong lower body,” Mayock said. Sure enough, YouTube is full of clips in which Mayock references a player’s “bubble” butt.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
My evaluator don't want none unless you got buns hun

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I laughed so hard reading that article and then could not find the words to explain why to my partner.

I think the one that will really stick with me is 'woodhauler's rear end', which I will be accusing all my friends of having henceforth

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Play posted:

I think the one that will really stick with me is 'woodhauler's rear end', which I will be accusing all my friends of having henceforth

Mods namechange please.

Not me, but somebody.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
https://www.king5.com/article/sport...1e-a2abbb3fd263

:unsmith:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



i will never forget the face he made when he threw for a touchdown on the fake fg in the comeback against the packers

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Mr. Fix It posted:

i will never forget the face he made when he threw for a touchdown on the fake fg in the comeback against the packers


All time great sports face

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mr. Fix It posted:

i will never forget the face he made when he threw for a touchdown on the fake fg in the comeback against the packers


An NFC West hero even if he did play for the Seahawks.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Mr. Fix It posted:

i will never forget the face he made when he threw for a touchdown on the fake fg in the comeback against the packers


Legendary Seahawks QB with a 109.7 rating. And he kicked sometimes too.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

For a forward pass, that was pretty cool.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Mustached Demon posted:

For a forward pass, that was pretty cool.

have to pass sometimes to set up the run

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mr. Fix It posted:

have to pass sometimes to set up the run

A necessary evil, true. But still, a sin. Best performed only by devotee flagellants of the run

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mr. Fix It posted:

have to pass sometimes to set up the run

The devil's greatest trick was convincing people it's better to pass

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I would like the season to be here. We must learn what this young Seahawks coach has to offer.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

gently caress baseball let's play foodball all year imo

i mean not me, those guys. the football men


actually there is summer football already isn't there

https://fbschedules.com/2024-ufl-schedule/
gosh week 4 already

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

gently caress baseball let's play foodball all year imo

i mean not me, those guys. the football men


actually there is summer football already isn't there

https://fbschedules.com/2024-ufl-schedule/
gosh week 4 already

Baseball rules and everyone who doesn't like modern baseball should watch the electric group of people who look like they're late for their shift at pep boys in the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The Diamondbacks know that the Run is more important than anything else.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I would like to watch baseball but I refuse to pay for dumb regional channels to watch it

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


holefoods posted:

I would like to watch baseball but I refuse to pay for dumb regional channels to watch it

It's me, the idiot who still subscribes to a TV service in 2024, along with a regional sports channel.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Baseball sucks and is boring but going to nice baseball parks in summer is awesome blossom!!!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Baseball sucks and is boring but going to nice baseball parks in summer is awesome blossom!!!

This is totally correct. Baseball is boring as poo poo but if a friend is like "I have an extra ticket and it's nice today. Lets get some overpriced beers and a hotdog and watch the game" I'm in.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








going to a game is fun but having to watch baseball is still probably the least fun part

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I like when jon bois tells beautiful stories with baseball numbers

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Tweak posted:

going to a game is fun but having to watch baseball is still probably the least fun part

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Baseball, as the kids say, is cool and good.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

kensei posted:

It's me, the idiot who still subscribes to a TV service in 2024, along with a regional sports channel.

I fuckin' hate fubo but it's the only internet streaming TV that has ROOT, so I can watch the Mariners and Kraken. Seeing the rumors the Kraken might go to OTA stations has me thinking twice though...

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