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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/StuJRams/status/1686552727248351232


:ohdear:

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Kupp has a hamstring injury and it's expected he'll be ready for week one. :pray:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Cards are in fine midseason form:

https://twitter.com/SomeonesAnIdiot/status/1687504670225309696

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Lmbo comically bad, I know it’s camp and all, but the db getting bonked by the lame duck of a throw and being so confused was just perfect

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

https://i.imgur.com/Mgxn5Xl.mp4

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Rams will win the NFC West and Matthew Stafford will be MVP of the National Football League

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

All that pre-snap pointing and talking and then the DE easily gets the sack anyway lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

DariusLikewise posted:

The Rams will win the NFC West and Matthew Stafford will be MVP of the National Football League

This but the niners and *checks notes* Sam Darnold.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DariusLikewise posted:

The Rams will win the NFC West and Matthew Stafford will be MVP of the National Football League

I'm fine with the Matthew Stafford part, less fine with the Rams winning.

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

DariusLikewise posted:

The Rams will win the NFC West and Matthew Stafford will be MVP of the National Football League

Prediction: The Rams will have 2 losses to the Niners, where Stafford throws at least 1 pick 6 and possibly even a couple more in each game, thus destroying his MVP chances. Javon Hargrave and Nick Bosa will haunt Stafford's dreams every night.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION




When I first read the Xeet or whatever, I read "excitement" as "excrement". Still appropriate.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Dee Eskridge decided to make the hard decision of getting cut by himself: https://sports.yahoo.com/seahawks-wr-dee-eskridge-suspended-194834291.html

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Lifespan posted:

Dee Eskridge decided to make the hard decision of getting cut by himself: https://sports.yahoo.com/seahawks-wr-dee-eskridge-suspended-194834291.html

Looking up what constitutes a 6 game suspension:

quote:

With regard to violations of the Policy that involve: (i) criminal assault or battery (felony); (ii) domestic violence, dating violence, child abuse and other forms of family violence; or (iii) sexual assault involving physical force or committed against someone incapable of giving consent, a first violation will subject the violator to a baseline suspension without pay of six games, with possible upward or downward adjustments based on any aggravating or mitigating factors.

Yeahhhh, gently caress this guy. He's probably cut after the suspension ends.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1687564264721018880

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Poetry in motion. Beautiful.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
More soft tissue sacrifices:

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1687854088568860673?s=19

He's a UDFA but thats probably it for his career, sadly.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
woof, that's awful luck, poor kid.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
John Johnson is coming back to the Rams on a one year deal. That a nice addition to the secondary.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Footbaw

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


and The Run. Name a more iconic duo.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

MakaVillian posted:

and The Run. Name a more iconic duo.

Marshawn Lynch and the 2 yard line.

Oh wait nvm.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mustached Demon posted:

Marshawn Lynch and the 2 yard line.

Oh wait nvm.

It appears he only got to the 4 :(

1st & Goal at NE 5
(1:06 - 4th) M.Lynch left tackle to NE 1 for 4 yards (D.Hightower).

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Jake Bobo wins for silliest name and best "who" for the first preseason night.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

the first preseason night was last week, but yeah that's a pretty silly name

although at least his parents didn't name him bob

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Do I need any take aways from pre season game one except one reciver got knocked silly?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
That was a fun game to watch

Drew Lock was Ok!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

algebra testes posted:

Do I need any take aways from pre season game one except one reciver got knocked silly?

Our DB depth seems good

Our LB depth is not

Michael Bennett is an excellent sideline reporter

KING5 is terrible at broadcasting live events

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

seiferguy posted:

Our DB depth seems good

Our LB depth is not

Michael Bennett is an excellent sideline reporter

KING5 is terrible at broadcasting live events


WR depth seems great

Charbonnet is really fun to watch

Goddamn KING5 is terrible at broadcasting live events

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

seiferguy posted:

Michael Bennett is an excellent sideline reporter

I miss the real rob report.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Lifespan posted:

Jake Bobo wins for silliest name and best "who" for the first preseason night.

Silly name but he also gets bonus points because you can do the “Bobo? Like Mike Bobo? No, he’s a different Bobo.” Thing.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

This but the niners and *checks notes* Sam Darnold.

Going to need Arizona and LA to get quarterbacks from the Jet's dumpster too. It's the law now.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/pardonmytake/status/1690227609018241024?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

so you're sayin' there's a chance

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Lifespan posted:

WR depth seems great

Charbonnet is really fun to watch

Goddamn KING5 is terrible at broadcasting live events

For Whatever Reason, the NFL Gamepass coverage I was watching would flip between the Seahawks and Vikings coverage sometimes from one series to the next. It was weird. No, no option to choose the feed ala MLB/NBA apps.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

harperdc posted:

For Whatever Reason, the NFL Gamepass coverage I was watching would flip between the Seahawks and Vikings coverage sometimes from one series to the next. It was weird. No, no option to choose the feed ala MLB/NBA apps.

It's probably because the King5 coverage kept dropping to a technical difficulties screen repeatedly in the first half.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Lance did not get me on any hype trains in that half

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
10/15 with a touchdown:smug:

Please do not investigate any further

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Beyond looking like he had no idea where to go with the ball, 3 years in and still can't throw a spiral :(

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




I'm going to go with "shoulda traded Lance in the offseason." You know, before this performance.

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OGS-Remix
Sep 4, 2007

Totally surviving on my own. On LAND!
I didn't watch the game so I have nothing to look at except stats and I see an extremely frightening one.

Jake Moody went 0-2 on FGs. If the 49ers lose games because of a kicker when we could have had Gould, that is horrible team building and a bigger concern then collecting QBs like Pokemon.

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