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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DariusLikewise posted:

The Rams will win the NFC West and Matthew Stafford will be MVP of the National Football League

I'm fine with the Matthew Stafford part, less fine with the Rams winning.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Footbaw

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
That was abrupt.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Gonz posted:

I don’t know what the big hangup with ghosts would be. I’d demand a realtor show me all the houses with the largest amount of ghosts and ghouls and spectres and poltergeists. I’d throw haunted parties all the time and set up cameras that run on gas generators to continuously prove the existence of the afterlife. It’d be a streaming/financial bonanza.

What’s the worst that could happen? Oh no the ghost(s) have moved my kitchen table chairs two inches to the left! Oh no the ghost(s) are making thumping noises in a broom closet!

Big deal. A small price to pay for potential entertainment.

I’d occasionally play Jump In The Line by Harry Belafonte really loud just to mess with them.

“If you don’t make me levitate to this song, then you ain’t poo poo!”

Get real antagonistic with the ghosts to put them in their place. Force them to acknowledge their pathetic limitations.

“What’s the matter? Going into the light was too good for you? Now you’re gonna sit there and watch me put together this IKEA bookshelf. Smooth move, ex-lax.”

But what do the ghosts think about running the ball?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Steve Young is a very smart man.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I hate you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Shindragon posted:

49ers secondary is getting torched.

It ain't pretty.

Happy for Cards fans today though. They deserve some happiness.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm so, so sorry Cardinals fans. It's all my fault.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Brock Purdy is a very Bart Fargo kinda name now that I think about it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Leperflesh posted:

Imagine naming your tiny little baby "Brock." What kind of person does that.

White people.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DJ_Mindboggler posted:

Old English word for "Badger"

And somehow he didn't play for Wisconsin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Good work Cards, I knew you had it in ya.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

shirts and skins posted:

well whatever, who wants a bluesky code

I already have a bluesky account.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mister Perky posted:

warms the heart to see Mostert proselytizing for The Runligion in another division

I miss ol' Spicy Mostert, I really do.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Sorry about that, Cards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mllaneza posted:

The one constant in Bay Area sports is "beat LA".

This is true of San Diego as well, and it made adjusting to living here so much easier for my Norcal rear end.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Nolan wasn't even the worst coach we had during the Dark Times.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Correct. And it's strange how a lot of people didn't recognize this going into last nights game.

I was expecting a typical Niners beatdown but I wasn't expecting what we got. The Cards put up a way better fight.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Absolutely. The Rams played them tough as well.

They did.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Run CMC.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm calling it. Lost season. The world's ending.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Welp :lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Shindragon posted:

And this is why you never ever loving try to win by an FG. EVER

:hmmyes:

I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed. Also mad at the refs for that bullshit 4th and 10 call, but mostly just disappointed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Strong Sauce posted:

yes.

apparently jim scwhartz has shanahan's number though. i just saw some stat where he's 9-1 against him

He finally got revenge for that Lions-Niners game he lost to Harbaugh.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I absolutely believe Jim Schwartz is still mad about that game.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Suddenly I feel way better about losing this week and I'm not sure why.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

MakaVillian posted:

The guy who moderated the Inside the 49ers blog for the Santa Ross Press Democrat was fired yesterday because it came to light that he groomed a 17 year old student 18 years ago (he was 31 at the time) when he was a teacher. Sadly predictably a bunch of posters on there are calling this woke nonsense/virtue signalling. This was the blog where Grant Cohn got his start so sadly I'm not surprised by the quality of people that frequent it.

:barf:

While I'm not happy we lost, I am happy these disgusting freaks are upset about the loss.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I have a bad feeling about tonight's game.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Manoueverable posted:

Y'all, come on, it's the Vikings.

Exactly. It's a classic chaos trap game.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Waltzing Along posted:

I'm worried about last week. Seems a trap game. The Browns. Coming off a bye. East coast 10am start. The refs are probably gonna screw us, too. And Moody is untested and seems to miss whenever he gets iced.

Oh come now, that'd never happen!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Told ya so.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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seiferguy posted:

Part of me wonders if teams have figured out Brock Purdy considered he's laid two stinkers in a row. Could be a sophomore slump. Who knows!

Apart from the two interceptions, which were arguably not so much a lack of skill as his having to force plays downfield he wouldn't under better circumstances, Purdy wasn't the problem last night. The problem was that the defense had zero ability to stop the Vikings offense until the fourth quarter.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Rad Valtar posted:

The Niners lost to Chicago, Denver and Atlanta last year can we just calm down for a moment.

I am calm. Disappointed, but calm.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tweak posted:

this thread is about one 49er loss away from LOST SEASON posts

OTOH Sam Darnold

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I honestly keep confusing Sam Darnold and Sam Bradford in my head and I don't know why.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Mustached Demon posted:

I like this person and hope he does well vs everyone except the 49ers.

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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algebra testes posted:

The Athletic has an article about Seahawks team meetings

Stop making me like Pete Carroll dammit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EmbryoSteve posted:

Also lol the NFC West as a whole, with 3 games played and none against each other, scored a total of 6 pts this weekend.

Niners getting blown out by the Bye Week sucked.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mustached Demon posted:

I also like the rumor mill making up bs about him being DC for the niners.

Yes please.

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