NFC West 2023: Home of The Run and Apple Butter

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

The cardinals will win one game, because they're too bad to fully commit to defeated

# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 14:50

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

which one

49ers in week 15.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 14:42

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

the mistake was ever having hope

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 01:09

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

coaches who can't make second half adjustments are a cardinals tradition

# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 21:10

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I am sad we're out of first place in the draft pick race

but gently caress the cowboys.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I'm not quite ready to crown his rear end

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 02:03

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

the cardinals still won't be able to beat this rams team

we never can

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 04:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I really appreciate how realistic Gannon is making the tank look, really selling the falling apart after putting together decent first halves. Certainly can�t be the case he�s a coach that can�t adjust at halftime and go beyond the scripted start. All an act, clearly.

Dallas was just too lovely to lose to, I guess.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 14:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

i think so, us and the panthers are the 2 teams with only 1 win now.

Everything's coming up cardinals

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 13:56

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Cardinals full tank, Dobbs to the Vikings.

lol, for a 6th

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 00:23

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Oh that�s right I forgot about the Texans pick.

And agreed, get an impact player on offense and BPA with those two picks. The cupboard is pretty bare at this point outside of Murray.

Texans have a nonzero chance to win the division still so that pick is looking worse and worse

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 01:00

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

shirts and skins posted:

Some seasons just don't work out

I've never experienced this.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 19:00

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

200+ yards rushing

cardinals :toot:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 21:56

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

rear end

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 05:02

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

i wonder if anyone out there has a cards josh rosen jersey

I remember being excited for the Rosen era

Not enough to buy a jersey though

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 14:32

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Looking forward to march 13, the beginning of the league year, and the Cardinals again being tied for the best record in the NFCW

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 02:13

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Asschat

https://theathletic.com/5351145/2024/03/21/nfl-prospect-draft-butt-factor-evaluation/

quote:

�Over the years on television, I used to call it a power generator, and really, it was to be a little cute and funny with a germ of truth. It just kind of became representative of a strong lower body,� Mayock said. Sure enough, YouTube is full of clips in which Mayock references a player�s �bubble� butt.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 14:12

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 08:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

It's what we do

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:48

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