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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
People say cans give drinks a weird aluminum taste and in my experience that’s not the case but their innards are more likely to get skunky and bad tasting. the last bad beer I tasted came from a can. Tallboys are good cans and imo can technology has come a long way in the last decade. Sake comes in cans and so does coffee. I haven’t seen bottled coffee yet I don’t think. Bottles seem more fancy especially glass bottles. Drinking water in a glass bottle means you’re a person of discernment and if it’s fizzy it’s fun to watch the bubbles move. This is the major selling point of bottles I think because you can see if any bugs have got to your drink

You can blow jugs. Jugs are good because you know it’s hard to finish a jug of anything so it’ll be there when you want some of whatever’s in there later. Jugs are way better for storing things and if a friend comes over its better to show them your jugs instead of your can or your bottle

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death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
showing your friends your jugs, eh

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
by jugs do you mean boobs?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

rear end

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

First it blows its jugs, then it shows its jugs.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Always big jugs.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I’m gonna need my thinking hat for this one…

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Jugs?? They're veritable flagons!

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
You can get cash for turning in bottles. It's self fulfilling

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Jugs are like an anti-decanter. Like naturally imbibing the spirits. If only you could make a buoyant locus pour tap at the moment of surface tension, you wouldn't loose any booze to greedy ghosts.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
You can absolutely taste the can with canned carbonated water. Glass is fine.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Like, a corked bottle in a cellar isn't exactly a new.. idea. :thunk:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

friends also like to see your can OP . everyone's got a can lying around but not everyone has jugs

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

The man at my local loads up my jug every time I bring it back.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

I’m gonna need my thinking hat for this one…

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Pouring the drink from the aluminum can into a drinking glass helps a lot. If you put your mouth on the opening of an empty aluminum can like you're about to drink from it and inhale air you can taste this metallic like flavor, so I think drinking straight from a can contributes to it tasting slightly different

that said i always prefer glass bottles

drinking from plastic, well, if plastic bottled water has told me anything, I bet there's a good chance you're drinking nontoxic microplastics along with the drink (cuz you can loving taste it) but within legal "healthy" ranges according to FDA or whoever regulates this poo poo

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jul 26, 2023

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Big jugs please


is this the new horney thread???

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




anyone jugging?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I drink water from the tap and nothing else. Cup.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Glass Bottles provide superior advantage in a bar fight and that makes them the superior vessel you wanna fight me on that?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i always prefered cans op. due to the lining they provide many more nucleation sites for carbonic acid to sublimate out into co2, giving the can the ultimate "crispy one" sensation. bottles are much too smooth and result in a flatter tactile experience. jugs would be far too large unless sharing with a group. everyone knows carbonated drinks should be opened and enjoyed immediately, leaving no leftovers (unless under external carbonation pressure to maintain the correct volume of co2). assuming we're talking about carbonated drinks ofc. anyway, i don't drink tat garbage anymore so my answer is


Windows 98 posted:

I drink water from the tap and nothing else. Cup.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Drink a Coke from a can, then a plastic bottle. Then drink a Mexican Coke from a glass bottle. Superior.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Freakin love cans and jugs

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
it's hard to poop in any of them.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i always prefered cans op. due to the lining they provide many more nucleation sites for carbonic acid to sublimate out into co2, giving the can the ultimate "crispy one" sensation. bottles are much too smooth and result in a flatter tactile experience. jugs would be far too large unless sharing with a group. everyone knows carbonated drinks should be opened and enjoyed immediately, leaving no leftovers (unless under external carbonation pressure to maintain the correct volume of co2). assuming we're talking about carbonated drinks ofc. anyway, i don't drink tat garbage anymore so my answer is

Thank you. Now I know why coke and lite piss beer tastes better in a can.

On that note, tallboys>forties

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Carbonated bevvies in plastic bottles go warm and flat almost instantly, nevermind the environmental impact. Plastic bottles suck poo poo and balls and serve no good purpose and imo shouldn’t exist.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I prefer it in the can.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Just another reason to buttchug.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Jugs baybee suck that poo poo straight out the nip

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


sigher posted:

Always big jugs.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

goons, next time you see your woman tell her you love that's she's rockin' a sick pair of bottles

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
did the slang term Jugs come about because of Jugs porno magazine, or did Jugs porno magazine just use the slang word. A real chicken and egg situation.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jul 26, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Scrotum Modem posted:

goons, next time you see your woman tell her you love that's she's rockin' a sick pair of bottles

We can't all be rocking a pair of jugs.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

when I try to imagine what a pair of boobs that would somehow gain the slang term "bottles" the best I can think of are some really skinny drained out droopers

i assume they never hold their farts in

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Jugs. Clearly jugs.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Bottles & cans, just clap your hands

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

I like big jugs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bottles and cans, just clap your hands, just clap your hands

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Juggalos, actually

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