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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
cant find the right megathread

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1684267142839955456?s=20

cool that our government is operated at the highest levels my literal brain-damaged old men

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QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

wa tch this get memoryholed like every other normal thing that happens in this hellworld

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
it's a stutter

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
HOLY poo poo. Mother fucker poped his pants didn’t he

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I was there when this happened and he didn't "inexplicably freeze" He saw a kid getting a free school lunch and glared at him until an aide took the food away. My man Mitch getting things done without even saying a word.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

The tPA bros are freaking feasting tonight

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

this is what you deserve for since you voted for Bernie instead of Amy McGrath

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


QUEER FRASIER posted:

wa tch this get memoryholed like every other normal thing that happens in this hellworld

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

This is honestly a bit ageist. Do you automatically assume a simple brain fart means that they're dying on live tv?

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
he'll be fine. just needs a red bull.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?
Mitch adeptly proving the proverb: speech is silver, silence is golden.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


depends came in clutch right there

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Yeah he just crapped himself imo, who cares. Biden does that like twice a week

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Pontificating rear end posted:

cant find the right megathread

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1684267142839955456?s=20

cool that our government is operated at the highest levels my literal brain-damaged old men

lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Probably a TIA

He can’t be on blood thinners anymore.

He’s sitting on an M1 CVA

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Ditch my rear end in a top hat

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

What's TIA? Thanks in advance?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

FizFashizzle posted:

Probably a TIA

He can’t be on blood thinners anymore.

He’s sitting on an M1 CVA

Hard to tell if schizoposting or knowledgeable

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



QUEER FRASIER posted:

wa tch this get memoryhelled like every other normal thing that happens in this holeworld

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FizFashizzle posted:

Probably a TIA

He can’t be on blood thinners anymore.

He’s sitting on an M1 CVA

what the gently caress so theres a condition that gives you mitch face????

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
resting mitch face

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
tia

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Centrist Committee posted:

resting mitch face

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
He pooped himself 100%

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Soggy Muffin posted:

HOLY poo poo. Mother fucker poped his pants didn’t he

100%

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

he's gonna outlive both you and me OP

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Centrist Committee posted:

resting mitch face

Lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jon Irenicus posted:

he's gonna outlive both you and me OP

he's going to be encased in living crystal like final fantasy 13

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

paul_soccer12 posted:

He pooped himself 100%

💯

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


FizFashizzle posted:

Probably a TIA

He can’t be on blood thinners anymore.

He’s sitting on an M1 CVA

McConnell attacked by trans. Blood's gone woke!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Al! posted:

what the gently caress so theres a condition that gives you mitch face????



live view of mitch's brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN7SBXJj2pc

luv2shit
May 15, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

paul_soccer12 posted:

He pooped himself 100%

wow

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
any news about his suffering

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

any news about his suffering

I mean you've got to imagine that with all the geriatric ghouls shuffling around the Senate it got to smell crazy in there.

My professional medical opinion is that he probably had some sort of blood pressure thing happening and went into a bit of a spell. Off chance that he shat himself.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


respect for the departed, please

Smug Mug
Jul 21, 2011

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


mf looking like he just got an sos from the boy in the shining

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://youtu.be/J3Dc6UV1ML4

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Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
He didn’t blink once during that epic poo poo he took

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