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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


Fortaleza posted:

You should, it's a good post

its too drat long

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the first letter of every paragraph spells out a coded message

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
L E A R N 2 R E A D M O T H A F U C K A

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
it wasn't that long and i learned a lot about how horrible it is to get old and i'm only a couple of decades away from this grim fate

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Regarde Aduck posted:

it wasn't that long and i learned a lot about how horrible it is to get old and i'm only a couple of decades away from this grim fate

don't get too down, there's always covid, climate disaster and political violence that could take you out first

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Spoondick posted:

don't get too down, there's always covid, climate disaster and political violence that could take you out first

mmm i'm betting on the last one

the first two are certainly good backups

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Mitch bookends a lifetime of ignoring his constituents as they boo him for 5 minutes straight

https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1688482767120838656?s=20

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Pontificating rear end posted:

Mitch bookends a lifetime of ignoring his constituents as they boo him for 5 minutes straight

https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1688482767120838656?s=20

Have they tried not voting for him

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

my bony fealty posted:

Have they tried not voting for him

It's a ruby-red state and as long as he's able to force his way onto the ticket he'll get reelected.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Zeroisanumber posted:

It's a ruby-red state and as long as he's able to force his way onto the ticket he'll get reelected.

See also: Lindsey Graham

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
Covid you had ONE job

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Is the old bitch dead yet?

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Just a Moron posted:

Is the old bitch dead yet?

as dead as kissinger

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
better luck next time

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

as dead as kissinger

:argh:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

my bony fealty posted:

Have they tried not voting for him

voter turnout and eligibility in KY is shockingly low

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
stupid hillbillies don’t know it’s the most important election of their lives smh

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Active senator propped up by a series of strings, hooks, and breathing machines, to perform duties on capital hill

https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/09/senator-dianne-feinstein-hospitalized-trip-fall-shingles-health-san-francisco/

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1689279476796928003?s=20

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i hope she passes away! thanks for reading.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


she looks like a Bassett hound with that droopy eyelid

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Better picture

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/1689279985607995392?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Love that she resembles Mason Verger more than McConnell does now

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

every journalist after the shingles thing started publishing articles about their run-in with her a decade+ before where you could tell she was senile.

now... back to "since the shingles diagnosis" lol

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Depending on how badly she was hurt this could be it. That's how my grandmother went out.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
disgusting, she has spent her life fighting for ordinary citizens like you and me

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Legend has it, Lich King Nancy Pelosi keeps geriatric democratic politicians alive by charging them with soul gems of babies Hilary Clinton is done eating

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

disgusting, she has spent her life fighting for ordinary citizens like you and me

The Dead Kennedys song "Let's Lynch the Landlord" is about Feinstein. And she once raised the Confederate flag over San Francisco city hall. If she were born in an earlier generation she'd have made a fine villain in a Polanski film.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Zeroisanumber posted:

Depending on how badly she was hurt this could be it. That's how my grandmother went out.

Nah she was discharged the same day so she didn’t break anything. Unless they sent her home to die with hospice but I can’t imagine even the wealthy could pull that off that quick.

But yeah, if she falls and breaks a hip that’s it. She won’t survive the surgery. Atleast not cognitively.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

FizFashizzle posted:

She won’t survive the surgery. Atleast not cognitively.

Good cause her mental acuity is undeniable.

She walks sometimes and breathes and can answer questions that her aides tell her the answer to... I'd be really worried if her cognition failed!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

nm

8923_4
Aug 10, 2023
going down swinging in a demented fog

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

Nah she was discharged the same day so she didn’t break anything. Unless they sent her home to die with hospice but I can’t imagine even the wealthy could pull that off that quick.

But yeah, if she falls and breaks a hip that’s it. She won’t survive the surgery. Atleast not cognitively.

Ah, well. Nevertheless.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tick tick

https://twitter.com/hannahpthomas/status/1696936240040321474?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Lynchian Xylophone
Sep 24, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
he got more brain polyps than brains

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nature is answering that question for old Mitchie

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

I'm glad we get to see it happening

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

papersack posted:

I'm glad we get to see it happening

season two of mitch mcconnell dying in realtime does not disappoint

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

bitch mcfail

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:skeltal:

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