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Xpforr
Sep 7, 2022

Common you fossilized leech, keel over. You bitch.

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


was he making GBS threads his pants?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Pretty good stroke, could of used some more mumbling though 8/10


Nobody has topped the king yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vc62lWZxW8&t=26s

Keep practicing mitch maybe you'll reach his level.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Pretty good stroke, could of used some more mumbling though 8/10


Nobody has topped the king yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vc62lWZxW8&t=26s

Keep practicing mitch maybe you'll reach his level.

hadnt seen this lol

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

If you look real close and squint you can almost see the grim reaper breathing down the back of his neck.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

If you look real close and squint you can almost see the grim reaper breathing down the back of his neck.

lazy sob needs to stop slacking off on his job and shuffle off some of these goddamn corpses

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Dianne Feinstein may fail to wake up one morning, but Mitch is definitely going to drop dead a press conference.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Centrist Committee posted:

hadnt seen this lol

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Nothus posted:

Dianne Feinstein may fail to wake up one morning, but Mitch is definitely going to drop dead a press conference.

mitch is such a tease

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Centrist Committee posted:

season two of mitch mcconnell dying in realtime does not disappoint

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Centrist Committee posted:

hadnt seen this lol

:same: lol

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Apparenly if you post the word "die" or the phrase "die already" on a notable politician's twitter it automatically bans you for 12 hours, good to know

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x_76LVpDE4

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Apparently he doesn't have a cognitive issue - a reporter simply asked him to do his famous "Elf on the Shelf" impression 😂

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Just a mild case of light headedness

https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1697315996443259087?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

This doctor is a hematologist by training

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

Just a mild case of light headedness

https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1697315996443259087?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

This doctor is a hematologist by training

Oh yeah, when I get lightheaded I often stare off into space for 30 seconds in the middle of answering questions for a gaggle of reporters.

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Dehydration? That was the same excuse they used for that sport caster who got a stroke on live TV last year too

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

it's funny that the last time we will ever hear about this will be maybe tomorrow morning

Posts that, unlike Mitch McConnell, have aged every well

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







You know trump wants to play kingmaker and appoint someone who will, I dunno, free him from prison or something.

Marge is his stalking horse for just how crass he can be

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1697342372743385468?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

FizFashizzle posted:

You know trump wants to play kingmaker and appoint someone who will, I dunno, free him from prison or something.

Marge is his stalking horse for just how crass he can be

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1697342372743385468?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

quote:

Severe aging health issues and/or mental health incompetence in our nation’s leaders MUST be addressed.

Biden, McConnell, Feinstein, and Fetterman are examples of people who are not fit for office and it’s time to be serious about it.

These politician’s staff and family members should be ashamed of themselves by enabling and allowing their loved ones to remain in office all to hold power.

We are talking about our country’s national security and it’s all at stake!

25th amendment and other measures need to be on the table.

Well I mean hell, she's not wrong

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Magic: The Gathering is 100% right on this one

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Zeroisanumber posted:

Oh yeah, when I get lightheaded I often stare off into space for 30 seconds in the middle of answering questions for a gaggle of reporters.

rude way to describe your family.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

You know trump wants to play kingmaker and appoint someone who will, I dunno, free him from prison or something.

Marge is his stalking horse for just how crass he can be

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1697342372743385468?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

you should be wishing democrats were as good at milking the situation and coming up with genuinely good ideas, albeit for the wrong reasons

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Regarde Aduck posted:

you should be wishing democrats were as good at milking the situation and coming up with genuinely good ideas, albeit for the wrong reasons

the entire dem leadership is right behind mcconnell

honestly the dems need a bomb thrower like MTG

Engorged Pedipalps
Apr 21, 2023

FizFashizzle posted:

the entire dem leadership is right behind mcconnell

honestly the dems need a bomb thrower like MTG

Every time we get one they go into a backroom meeting with pelosi and come out of the meeting with strong feelings against unions and single payer

AOC, ilhan Omar, et

I'm not saying they're being seeded with brain parasites, I'm not not saying that though either

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Fetterman's fine, otherwise I agree with her.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
ilithid omer

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Laterite posted:

ilithid omer

Yeah, no joke.

She's not terrible or anything. Left enough that the moderate dems in MN teamed up with the GOP and spent a shitload trying to primary her. But when she first got in I had people who’s judgment I trust tell me that we were getting a stealth comrade up on the Hill and she isn't half that.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
this is the living dead thread, not the maybe my congressional fave is ok??? thread tia

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Centrist Committee posted:

this is the living dead thread, not the maybe my congressional fave is ok??? thread tia

What are you the thread police?

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
yes

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

Just a mild case of light headedness

https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1697315996443259087?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

This doctor is a hematologist by training

My neurologist cousin said Ol' Turtle Face was clearly exhibiting stroke symptoms but yeah, sure, why not go with the hematologist who'll sign anything to avoid being aggressive forced to resign for your health. :shrug:

studs n chuds
Aug 11, 2023

by Modern Video Games

(and can't post for 97 days!)

Ash Crimson posted:

*Guile voice* CHRONIC GOON

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Always had a southern drawl but he’s mildly dysarthric now

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1699143072460714128?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

DarkSithLord
Apr 14, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

DarkSithLord
Apr 14, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

that's awesome man

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

That isn't necessarily from a stroke, he might've just suddenly lost all of his teeth.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







When you’re definitely not failing to thrive

https://twitter.com/lrishconservnat/status/1699203137804898395?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

it's important to stay hydrated

incidentally he's pulling off the "I can drink a glass of water with one hand" maneuver much better than many of his peers, he probably put a bunch of skill points into it idk

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


die old bitch

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