Where do I post about Mitch McConnel Dying in realtime

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Where do I post about Mitch McConnel Dying in realtime

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

mitch is going to crush you dissidents with his powerful exo-skeletal hands

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Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

my bony fealty posted:

he is going to crumble into dust like a dusty old bitch

you have no idea where his remote power source is, idiot

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 20:35

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Zeroisanumber posted:

This was over the course of a year and he and my sis got him a personal trainer for the gym and went on a pescatarian diet 6 days a week and cut way back on booze. He's much healthier and working with a dietician to maintain now that he's dropped so much weight, but it was an ordeal. The pills ain't magic, and you go through a lot of pain for not a lot of gain if you don't accompany the medication with lifestyle changes.

jfc i lost 70 pounds in a year and that was absolutely awful, i can't imagine losing 120 in the same amount of time

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