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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:33 |
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maybe
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:38 |
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What if human are true alien
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:42 |
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No, Humans aren't even real.
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:43 |
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if aliens werent real how would i keep impressing them in my dream projections
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:44 |
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perhaps, but we wouldn't care unless they were 5-7 ft tall bipeds with bilateral symmetry with a head and four limbs if they were bigger than that, then we'd get terrified
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:51 |
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Coaaab posted:perhaps, but we wouldn't care unless they were 5-7 ft tall bipeds with bilateral symmetry with a head and four limbs if they were bigger than that would you sign one to an NBA team
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:52 |
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i saw a ufo in 2015, no idea if it was driven by aliens or not
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:52 |
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no but cryptids are Source: my uncle is mothman
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:56 |
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paranoid randroid posted:no but cryptids are 100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:56 |
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there was an xfiles episode about some insects in the olympics killing loggers tahts not my problem
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:57 |
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who else is stealing all the jobs??
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:07 |
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paranoid randroid posted:no but cryptids are i smoked weed in kona with a guy who’s seen every cryptid and he said your uncle was a real jerk
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:09 |
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Aliens are real but are smart enough not to visit us.
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:10 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there I like the rainforest up in Humboldt County along the coast, there are absolutely bigfoots somewhere
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:10 |
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no, only bigfoot is real. unfortunately he is incredibly racist
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:12 |
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redneck nazgul posted:if they were bigger than that would you sign one to an NBA team its very possible they've spent so much time in space that they would lack the bone density to play at a professional level. you'd probably see them in pickup games though
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:12 |
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I don’t care about aliens I don’t care about melting-turtle-rear end McConnell’s deteriorating health. I have bills.
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:12 |
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homogenization into a massive intergalactic society stagnating in what we learn to be the ultimate unresolvability of our now shared existential crisis would be pretty fun y
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:15 |
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idk
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:16 |
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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:no, only bigfoot is real. fortunately he is incredibly racist
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:17 |
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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:no, only bigfoot is real. unfortunately he is incredibly racist Psycho Landlord posted:met a guy once that did in fact claim that bigfoot was a jewish bioweapon
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:19 |
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"Bigfoot is a dybbuk" is a fresh new take on antisemitism
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:21 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there ive wandered into what was clearly some clandestine operations pretty deep in national forest land. one of them was just suddenly a bunch of new, heavily blazed trails and a feeling that it was time to go. a more memorable one had some weird effigies hanging from trees and probably lots of booby traps and quick sand it was mason county so you know what was going on there
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:28 |
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if aliens are real then why won't they suck my cock!!! goddammit!
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:31 |
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would be cool to study an alien. doesn't have to be mean could just like ask from some pee + poop (??) and go to town with test tubes etc
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 22:35 |
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paranoid randroid posted:I like the rainforest up in Humboldt County along the coast, there are absolutely bigfoots somewhere bigfoots and murder farms
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:16 |
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that's me
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:35 |
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SonOfGhostDad posted:if aliens are real then why won't they suck my cock!!! goddammit! even their most advanced sensors can't detect something that small op
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:40 |
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There are no non-human biological sentient beings inside the light cone of anyone living. Von Neumann Machines are possible.
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:43 |
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if aliens arent real then who makes the alienware computers
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:50 |
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Megamissen posted:if aliens arent real then who makes the alienware computers child slave labor
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:55 |
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my bony fealty posted:child slave labor they are enslaving alien children to build computers?
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:57 |
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paranoid randroid posted:even their most advanced sensors can't detect something that small op sophon dick
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 23:58 |
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I think you have to have some borderline religious views with regards to the uniqueness of human life to believe that, with the baffling enormity of the universe, there are no other intelligent lifeforms anywhere else. the more interesting question, and the question people most often mean when they ask "do you believe in aliens" is, have alien lifeforms ever interacted with our tiny little mud ball? and my conclusion is: I dunno, probably not, but hey it would be pretty cool. hey if these weird disclosures the us government has been doing turned out to be an honest attempt to gradually introduce us to the reality of alien life on earth, that would be neat? but I'm not gonna hold out hope that aliens are gonna save us.
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 00:00 |
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Yea, I saw the film the other day and there's probably a thread for Aliens somewhere on these forums too.
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 00:33 |
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No, it's an American delusion because they have no friends and eat too much sugar.
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 00:38 |
It's hosed up you have to call em bigfoots instead of bigfeet but I guess that's just the price of doing business
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 00:43 |
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In Training posted:No, it's an American delusion because they have no friends and eat too much sugar. sugar is my friend
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 00:56 |
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sugar, corn syrup, aspartame, and the national basketball association are all my friends
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