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do aliens exist
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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

?

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
maybe

Ulta
Oct 3, 2006

Snail on my head ready to go.
What if human are true alien

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
No, Humans aren't even real.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
if aliens werent real how would i keep impressing them in my dream projections

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
perhaps, but we wouldn't care unless they were 5-7 ft tall bipeds with bilateral symmetry with a head and four limbs


if they were bigger than that, then we'd get terrified

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Coaaab posted:

perhaps, but we wouldn't care unless they were 5-7 ft tall bipeds with bilateral symmetry with a head and four limbs


if they were bigger than that, then we'd get terrified

if they were bigger than that would you sign one to an NBA team

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i saw a ufo in 2015, no idea if it was driven by aliens or not

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
no but cryptids are

Source: my uncle is mothman

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

paranoid randroid posted:

no but cryptids are

Source: my uncle is mothman

100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

there was an xfiles episode about some insects in the olympics killing loggers

tahts not my problem

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
who else is stealing all the jobs??

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



paranoid randroid posted:

no but cryptids are

Source: my uncle is mothman

i smoked weed in kona with a guy who’s seen every cryptid and he said your uncle was a real jerk

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Aliens are real but are smart enough not to visit us.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there

I like the rainforest up in Humboldt County along the coast, there are absolutely bigfoots somewhere

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

no, only bigfoot is real. unfortunately he is incredibly racist

celadon
Jan 2, 2023

redneck nazgul posted:

if they were bigger than that would you sign one to an NBA team

its very possible they've spent so much time in space that they would lack the bone density to play at a professional level. you'd probably see them in pickup games though

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I don’t care about aliens I don’t care about melting-turtle-rear end McConnell’s deteriorating health. I have bills.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

homogenization into a massive intergalactic society stagnating in what we learn to be the ultimate unresolvability of our now shared existential crisis would be pretty fun y

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
idk

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

no, only bigfoot is real. fortunately he is incredibly racist

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

no, only bigfoot is real. unfortunately he is incredibly racist

Psycho Landlord posted:

met a guy once that did in fact claim that bigfoot was a jewish bioweapon

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"Bigfoot is a dybbuk" is a fresh new take on antisemitism

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

AnimeIsTrash posted:

100%, the pnw forests are spooky as hell and there is probably some poo poo out there

ive wandered into what was clearly some clandestine operations pretty deep in national forest land. one of them was just suddenly a bunch of new, heavily blazed trails and a feeling that it was time to go. a more memorable one had some weird effigies hanging from trees and probably lots of booby traps and quick sand

it was mason county so you know what was going on there

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
if aliens are real then why won't they suck my cock!!! goddammit!

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


would be cool to study an alien. doesn't have to be mean could just like ask from some pee + poop (??) and go to town with test tubes etc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

I like the rainforest up in Humboldt County along the coast, there are absolutely bigfoots somewhere

bigfoots and murder farms

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004


that's me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

SonOfGhostDad posted:

if aliens are real then why won't they suck my cock!!! goddammit!

even their most advanced sensors can't detect something that small op

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
There are no non-human biological sentient beings inside the light cone of anyone living. Von Neumann Machines are possible.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

if aliens arent real then who makes the alienware computers

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Megamissen posted:

if aliens arent real then who makes the alienware computers

child slave labor

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

my bony fealty posted:

child slave labor

they are enslaving alien children to build computers?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

even their most advanced sensors can't detect something that small op

sophon dick

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010
I think you have to have some borderline religious views with regards to the uniqueness of human life to believe that, with the baffling enormity of the universe, there are no other intelligent lifeforms anywhere else. the more interesting question, and the question people most often mean when they ask "do you believe in aliens" is, have alien lifeforms ever interacted with our tiny little mud ball? and my conclusion is: I dunno, probably not, but hey it would be pretty cool.

hey if these weird disclosures the us government has been doing turned out to be an honest attempt to gradually introduce us to the reality of alien life on earth, that would be neat? but I'm not gonna hold out hope that aliens are gonna save us.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Yea, I saw the film the other day and there's probably a thread for Aliens somewhere on these forums too.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

No, it's an American delusion because they have no friends and eat too much sugar.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


It's hosed up you have to call em bigfoots instead of bigfeet but I guess that's just the price of doing business

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

In Training posted:

No, it's an American delusion because they have no friends and eat too much sugar.

sugar is my friend

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

sugar, corn syrup, aspartame, and the national basketball association are all my friends

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