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History Comes Inside! posted:lol still funny
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It’s even funnier now since Punk’s such a whiny bitch
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Kojima heard Punk bitching about guaranteed pay for his coworkers and knew what had to be done.
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Miching Mallecho posted:Also after fighting with the Evps, he came back and got his own show on Saturdays, Collision,where he would have decisions over booking and who would appear on said show. It should also be noted that while Collision was his petty feifdom Punk would use his position to punish people who he felt had slighted him in some way. Famously he cornered low card AEW lifer Ryan Nemeth in the halls, screaming that they had a problem, and essentially forcing him off social media. Why? Because Nemeth had publicly stood by the Bucks post Brawl Out, the guys who absolutely were the only reason he got hired and possibly still has a job at all. Nemeth bailed from social media entirely and was, I believe, the first non Brawl Out involved talent to be banned from Collision. Nemeth's position in the company is much lower than Punk's, and many in the locker room saw this as a top guy using his spot to crush talent lower on the card. The other classic example of Punk's petty tyrant arc was when he banned Christopher Daniels from Collision. CD has something of a unique space in the company, both because he's a 30+ year legend seemingly universally respected in the indies and big feds, and because he's also AEW's head of talent relations. CD's banning was because Punk decided that he hadn't sworn enough fealty to Punk, and was "too close" to the Bucks. So not only was Punk now banning on screen talent from showing up, but also people who are literally essential to the day to day running of a wrestling show. He had everything he could have ever wanted, and had essentially carte blanche to enforce his petty grievances, and he still blew it up and threw it all away. also he got his lovely little dick + balls big time smashed by Japanese legend Satoshi Kojima
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:also he got his lovely little dick + balls big time smashed by Japanese legend Satoshi Kojima
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I understand that 20 years ago was a long time and people can definitely change and grow as a person into someone better, but I read his old LiveJournal and hear him on shoot interviews from back then and I'll never stop thinking, "gently caress CM Punk.". Also, the balls thing.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Punk stuff Honestly, I don't think anyone was given the keys to the kingdom the way he was since Hogan in WCW in the 90s, and this really was his chance to cement his legacy as one of the most important wrestlers of his generation. But because he couldn't get over himself and stop being an idiot cry baby for about 5 minutes, he ended up smashing it all into bits like Kojima smashed his dick and balls. It's honestly breath-taking how much of a fuckwit he really is.
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His dick and nuts got cronched by kojima and his flying elbow
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If I remember right, there was also an incident (can't remember if it was pre or post return) where he, knowing that Hangman Adam Page wasn't there, did an unscripted callout demanding Hangman come out to the ring to say poo poo to his face, then mocked him for being a coward too scared to come out when called out. Which is... you know, incredibly loving pathetic. On Being the Elite they made it into a joke with a skit where Hangman is obsessing over something petty with the Dark Order, a stagehand pops in and says,"Hey Adam, CM Punk is ca-" and everybody in the room screams at him to gently caress off because Adam is dealing with something important right now! What wasn't pathetic was the time that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.
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hangman page blew up his first brain then kojima blew up his second
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Joey McChrist posted:hangman page blew up his first brain then kojima blew up his second Shibata: That's why you gotta take out your brain for air every so often. Nobody ever listens to me 
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Jerusalem posted:If I remember right, there was also an incident (can't remember if it was pre or post return) where he, knowing that Hangman Adam Page wasn't there, did an unscripted callout demanding Hangman come out to the ring to say poo poo to his face, then mocked him for being a coward too scared to come out when called out. Which is... you know, incredibly loving pathetic. On Being the Elite they made it into a joke with a skit where Hangman is obsessing over something petty with the Dark Order, a stagehand pops in and says,"Hey Adam, CM Punk is ca-" and everybody in the room screams at him to gently caress off because Adam is dealing with something important right now! I think this might be actually mixing up two incidents. There was that one where Punk called him out live on TV (which was pre-Brawl Out), but it seemed like Hangman was actually backstage when Punk did that one, from John Silver's pic and then the follow-up BtE video. Probably more likely that Hangman just wasn't about to actually go charge out in the middle of the TV show to participate in whatever off-script and unauthorized bullshit Punk was trying to start. The incident when Punk decided to talk poo poo when Hangman wasn't there was after Collision started, when the show was in North Carolina and Punk decided to start running his mouth about Hangman after the TV main when the show had already gone off the air.
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The funniest bit about Punk-Hanger is Phil was legit scared Hangman would shoot beat him up during their match.
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he picked on Hanger because Adam directly called him out and he knew that Hanger would never in a million years actually get into a stupid fight that would jeopardize his career. he never once has picked on Mox because Jon absolutely would get in a stupid fight and would in all likelihood hammer fragile Phil into the pavement.
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I remembered RVD's story on Phil telling him that he's calling a locker room meeting, not about him but something else and if he wants to be there and rob's internal reaction being  If a young Brooks boy was doing that then old man Phil in AEW must have been just the worst https://youtu.be/0Z4enu18XaA?si=qWZUSNArfBENwaOb
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thefncrow posted:I think this might be actually mixing up two incidents. There was that one where Punk called him out live on TV (which was pre-Brawl Out), but it seemed like Hangman was actually backstage when Punk did that one, from John Silver's pic and then the follow-up BtE video. Probably more likely that Hangman just wasn't about to actually go charge out in the middle of the TV show to participate in whatever off-script and unauthorized bullshit Punk was trying to start. Probably, I never took my brain out and shook it clear before putting it back in, so I get a lot of stuff mixed up. One thing I'm still pretty clear on though is that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.
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I have deleted my Twitter and do not like Reddit or the observer forums Is anyone actually saying that punk has gone through all this and totally still has it, has not missed a step, is not a meltdown machine, and the best days are yet to come? Like, when punk returned there was hope his time off would have let him rehab everything and it instead appears that punk left his joints and muscles in a garage like a supercar and all the seals and gaskets rotted and crumbled. But there was a little hope for a little while that there would be this whole new era of punk matches, and while that may still be coming in like 2026 or whenever, between all these meltdowns, his matches being weird and disappointing, and him constantly getting injured off basic bumps, I cannot believe that there are people who are in good faith saying that cm punk is gonna come back and make some spectacular pro rasslin moments now
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It's basically pivoted to "yeah he's done. but it's all someone else's fault!!" Like Tony or Hangman or the Bucks or Perry held a gun to him and made him give these answers to barely-relevant-to-them softball questions from a journalist too shellshocked from the Dana White Experience to give anything more pressing these days. Helwani gave him easy stuff designed to not have him go insane and he couldn't manage it because the grudges are all he is anymore Whatever he really, truly, still had to offer this business, physically and emotionally, it's been gone for a while. Emotionally I think it was gone during WWE suing him and Colt; physically it was gone after Brawl Out
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curious that punk never shittalked Kojima, almost as if an Elbow of Damocles was hanging just above his lovely little old man dick + balls.
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Me: "Oh, the thread is losing momentum, maybe it's time to finally goldmine i-" The thread: 
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Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit
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fragile balls, fragile dick, weak weiner, weak nutsack
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TheHoosier posted:Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit Prokhor Zakharov posted:fragile balls, fragile dick, weak weiner, weak nutsack
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it would be a crime to goldmine the thread now, we're so close to the one year anniversary of this momentous occasion
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TheHoosier posted:Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit Prokhor Zakharov posted:fragile balls, fragile dick, weak weiner, weak nutsack
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Look at it: never again will there be such a devastating, pinpoint nuclear strike right to someone's dick, balls, and collateral-taint. The angels sing as the bread man descends from Olympus and obliterates Crushed Manhood Punk
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Don't give Kojima too much credit, he probably had a lot of technology to guide him to his destination.
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Jerusalem posted:Don't give Kojima too much credit, he probably had a lot of technology to guide him to his destination. He LITERALLY ADMITTED he doesn't have that kind of technology, are you calling him a liar?
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Woah what the gently caress!?! 
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Jerusalem posted:Woah what the gently caress!?! Maybe he reverse engineered the technology after elbow dropping CM Punk's junk.
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Kojima has finally shown technology to surpass Metal Gear
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Well okay, so it turns out he didn't have the technology. But that doesn't change the fact that he never once apologized for elbow dropping CM Punk's nuts!
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fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place
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