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Joey McChrist posted:kojima 9:11 says "i just elbow dropped your balls" 
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Sep 5, 2023 09:49
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Exactly that but with Miho abe praying for the swift death of the cm penis
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Sep 5, 2023 10:52
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cagliostr0 posted:Exactly that but with Miho abe praying for the swift death of the cm penis who sings the song in this scenario
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Sep 5, 2023 19:26
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lol
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Sep 5, 2023 21:19
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It's super late, but I've had a thought about the Punk events so I'm gonna put it here in lieu of the other Punk thread. So, Punk's original grievance, the first domino in this chain, is that he felt the EVPs spread the rumour that he was keeping Colt from getting booked. Now, dirtsheets don't share their sources, so I don't know why Punk thought the EVPs specifically were the sources of that particular rumour. But if it's not true, it's a pretty easy rumour to squash, right? Tell Tony to book Colt on the next Dynamite. "I need to put this rumour to bed, so, I want you to book him on the same show as me to prove it's not true." Just doing that once probably would've been enough. It never happened though, huh? Maybe he just didn't think of it.
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Sep 5, 2023 23:36
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El Generico posted:It's super late, but I've had a thought about the Punk events so I'm gonna put it here in lieu of the other Punk thread. While this is true, to be fair, Colt could easily say no if he found out he was only being booked to soothe Punk's ego.
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Sep 6, 2023 00:51
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See, you're thinking like a normal person who doesn't hold grudges eternally.
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Sep 6, 2023 01:09
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no i'm not you little fucker. i'll rememebr this
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Sep 6, 2023 01:11
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Cavauro posted:no i'm not you little fucker. i'll rememebr this whenever u do, bump this thread (see title)
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Sep 6, 2023 01:31
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Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? 
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Sep 6, 2023 01:36
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Jerusalem posted:Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? lmao it hit him right in his lovely little nuts
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Sep 6, 2023 01:53
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It's hard to imagine Kojima hitting Punk's nuts even more perfectly.
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Sep 6, 2023 02:01
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JSmithOTI posted:It's hard to imagine Kojima hitting Punk's nuts even more perfectly. he didnt even have the technology for it. imagine if he did
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Sep 6, 2023 02:09
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:lmao it hit him right in his lovely little nuts  loving gottem alright 
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Sep 6, 2023 02:19
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Bonk posted:who sings the song in this scenario Maki Itoh I couldn't think of any other wrestler that sings and would declare themself 'the harbinger of destroyed balls'
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Sep 6, 2023 03:18
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haunted bong posted:he didnt even have the technology for it. imagine if he did
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Sep 6, 2023 05:24
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cagliostr0 posted:Maki Itoh Trick question, it's still Taichi
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Sep 6, 2023 06:09
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Kojima elbowing those nuts directly to the back of the dole queue
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Sep 6, 2023 10:21
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Jerusalem posted:Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? The memory of this moment awoke me from my slumber this fine morn
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Sep 6, 2023 12:13
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super macho dude posted:The memory of this moment awoke me from my slumber this fine morn No sooner had the walnut shell shattered beneath the pressure of the nutcracker than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary thing that was happening to me. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, something isolated, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me it was me. ... Whence did it come? What did it mean? How could I seize and apprehend it? ... And suddenly the memory revealed itself. Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk's nuts.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:10
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Quoting so it's on page 3
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Sep 6, 2023 15:25
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I've been thinking about it and I think Kojima does have the technology, but he's keeping it a secret so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:40
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right in the yambag
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Sep 6, 2023 16:57
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straight in the nards
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Sep 6, 2023 17:10
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Gaz-L posted:While this is true, to be fair, Colt could easily say no if he found out he was only being booked to soothe Punk's ego. Not only that the rumors would go on once colt again is not booked for sometime. Colts push basically fell apart once brodie died and the dark order where basically relegated to hangmans supporting actors with little agency or competency of their own. So chances are he'd be booked to quiet the rumours and after two months of not being booked again theyd start.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:16
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Punk wasn't thinking rationally, his nuts were elbow dropped so severely at Forbidden Door that the impact literally careened through time. At all points in his life Punk is feeling the pain of an elbow drop to the nuts. That's his burden.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:26
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiek_in_de_K%C3%B6k,_Tallinn Punk should go here now that he has more free time.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:28
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine an elbow hitting CM Punk's nuts - forever.
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Sep 6, 2023 23:04
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oh drat i did forget
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Sep 6, 2023 23:19
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MysticalMachineGun posted:If you want a picture of the future, imagine an elbow hitting CM Punk's nuts - forever. Two balls poo poo on the mat. An elbow falls from the sky and crushes them. Time works the same way
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Sep 7, 2023 00:03
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Kojima should get a hat and a cigar and be The Diving Crooner
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Sep 7, 2023 05:17
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You think Punk hated AEW again after he took an elbow to his cock and balls? I'd say that's pretty relatable if so.
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Sep 7, 2023 05:46
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Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak testicles
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Sep 7, 2023 11:11
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kojima's dropping bombs on punk's nuts in heaven now...
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Sep 7, 2023 11:13
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You know what? I think Im going to try and get a fresh start here. I have my own show, I can hang out with FTR all the time, and theyre letting me carry my own championship belt around. Life is good for the Punker, I should really take some time to slow down and appreciate everything Ive been given. Now then, time to prepare for my match at Forbidden Door. As long as I dont get elbowed in the nuts, everything should go swimmingly.
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Sep 7, 2023 11:33
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Kojima is a dick murderer and I don't know how to accept that
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Sep 7, 2023 12:13
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Kojima should get a hat and a cigar and be The Diving Crooner 
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which hurt more, the actual elbow drop to the nuts from Kojima, or the figurative elbow drop to the nuts from AEW running the PPV of the year in Chicago the day after publicly firing Punk?
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