bump every time you remember satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts

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Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

lol yeah he loving did

lmao i remember him doing that. bump

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 17:09

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 12:20

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Writer Cath posted:

They don't even fit!

hulk hogan meat shoes is now cm punk meat bag

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 04:11

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Saucer Crab posted:

tired: ball dropping in Times Square
wired: elbow dropping squarely upon Punk's balls

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 18:34

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i kinda did, so thanks!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 04:01

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

When I said that CM Punk got schlonged by Kojima, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in wrasslin!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:04

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

there's an alternate universe where satoshi kojima never elbow dropped cm punk in the nads

but there's also
an alternate universe where cm punk is being elbow dropped in the nuts by satoshi kojima every day

# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 03:45

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Most Power Alex posted:

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 05:00

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i woke up with tremendous pain in my testicles in the middle of the night last night. did satoshi kojima elbow drop them as i slept?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 16:42

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DMCrimson posted:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 20:05

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

haunted bong posted:

Left
My
Fuckin
Nuts
Obliterated

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 02:46

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

folks, have you seen this? have you heard about this?

Kurash posted:

yeah, apparently pro wrestler c.m. punk got hit in the "family jewels" by satoshi kojima with an elbow drop.

yeah, balls haven't been that destroyed since baseball players found out about BALCO!

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 22:17

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you'd think so, but MMA success is a mystery

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 17:34

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Miching Mallecho posted:

just remembered Phil Brooks balls got squished

somehow cm punk walked away from this match victorious even though kojima obviously won this one-sided squash

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 19:22

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Jerusalem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/a8AIDdr.mp4

jesus christ lmao

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 18:49

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Most Power Alex posted:

Unmute for sound
https://i.imgur.com/QYEdJrG.mp4

lmao

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 21:30

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DMCrimson posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NGFdbmzHq4

lmao incredible

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 03:26

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 12:20

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Oh, wow, would you look at that!

Bonus:

# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:27

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