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Jerusalem posted:Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? lmao it hit him right in his lovely little nuts
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Kojima should get a hat and a cigar and be The Diving Crooner
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"I didn't do it on purpose" Kojima lied, snickering, "I don't have that technology" straining now to muffle his laughter
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HulkaMatt posted:got him in the yambag he hit him right in the fuckin nuts lol
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it hit him right in the loving dick lmao
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Dec 18, 2023 10:24
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*whistling falling bomb noise followed by a cartoonish explosion*
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Shard posted:I just remembered when my wife texted me this picture lol lmao
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 GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! AS GOD AS MAH WITNESS HIS DICK IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!"
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*sting seeing cm punks whole entire dick and balls get obliterated by kojima* "thats it. there's nothing left for me to see."
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Miching Mallecho posted:Just wanted to bring it all together in one package watching an elderly japanese man elbowing a dumbass right in his stupid idiot balls and dick and seeing the face of god
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Satoshi browses early youtube for new bread videos, ends up accidentally stumbling across some young boy named Phil making a mockery of his name. "This motherfucker" Kojima thinks, as he begins plotting a revenge so complex and drawn out it would make the Count of Monte Cristo blush.
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Miching Mallecho posted:Also after fighting with the Evps, he came back and got his own show on Saturdays, Collision,where he would have decisions over booking and who would appear on said show. It should also be noted that while Collision was his petty feifdom Punk would use his position to punish people who he felt had slighted him in some way. Famously he cornered low card AEW lifer Ryan Nemeth in the halls, screaming that they had a problem, and essentially forcing him off social media. Why? Because Nemeth had publicly stood by the Bucks post Brawl Out, the guys who absolutely were the only reason he got hired and possibly still has a job at all. Nemeth bailed from social media entirely and was, I believe, the first non Brawl Out involved talent to be banned from Collision. Nemeth's position in the company is much lower than Punk's, and many in the locker room saw this as a top guy using his spot to crush talent lower on the card. The other classic example of Punk's petty tyrant arc was when he banned Christopher Daniels from Collision. CD has something of a unique space in the company, both because he's a 30+ year legend seemingly universally respected in the indies and big feds, and because he's also AEW's head of talent relations. CD's banning was because Punk decided that he hadn't sworn enough fealty to Punk, and was "too close" to the Bucks. So not only was Punk now banning on screen talent from showing up, but also people who are literally essential to the day to day running of a wrestling show. He had everything he could have ever wanted, and had essentially carte blanche to enforce his petty grievances, and he still blew it up and threw it all away. also he got his lovely little dick + balls big time smashed by Japanese legend Satoshi Kojima
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he picked on Hanger because Adam directly called him out and he knew that Hanger would never in a million years actually get into a stupid fight that would jeopardize his career. he never once has picked on Mox because Jon absolutely would get in a stupid fight and would in all likelihood hammer fragile Phil into the pavement.
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Apr 2, 2024 05:49
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curious that punk never shittalked Kojima, almost as if an Elbow of Damocles was hanging just above his lovely little old man dick + balls.
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Apr 2, 2024 23:47
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fragile balls, fragile dick, weak weiner, weak nutsack
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Apr 3, 2024 00:39
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Kojima has finally shown technology to surpass Metal Gear
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lmao he hit him in the loving nuts
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