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Bonk posted:Need a feud between him and Shibata where Kojima mishears his name as Ciabatta and tries to eat him. Every time I hear 'Shibata' I think 'Ciabetta' Every time I hear 'Kojima' I think 'Hideo'
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With the whole aesthetic CM Punk branded. Which means Punk/Stark would probably be the main event. Which means Ricky was screwed out of a main event match. He should go to wherever Punk is and elbow drop him in the nuts for that.
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Sep 7, 2023 20:37
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Getting elbowed in the nuts wasn't enough to turn Punk's penis green. At least I don't think.
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Punk should do voice work for Death Stranding 2 so Hideo Kojima can elbow him in the balls too.
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Shard posted:lol no one has fallen so hard from someone I used to think was cool to someone I don't respect at all in the slightest. Best in the world yeah ok let me just ignore Danielson, Omega, Okada, Will and like 100 other wrestlers! I find it a bummer. But AEW thrived before and it's thriving after.
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Sep 29, 2023 20:08
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Every time I see that gif I hear the 'Ooooo' from the old WWF action figure commercial. Though I remembered it wrong because I thought the 'Oooo' was accompanied by a Randy Savage elbow drop instead of a Hart Attack. For reference https://youtu.be/tAvSH2WkujY?t=20
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Sep 30, 2023 20:07
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Shard posted:I'm bringing it here because I dont think they want me to put it in the aew thread lol but I giggle every time I see someone being legit happy to be in AEW and then think about mr. grump CM Punk. He had it loving all. And he self imploded because he's a big ol dork I will never understand.
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Oct 3, 2023 20:25
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Consider if you will a world where Keith Lee elbow dropped CM Punk in the balls. https://x.com/cozy_lariat/status/1710031660283245046?s=20
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Oct 5, 2023 22:45
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HEY KOJIMA! YOU WANT SOME! COME GET SOME! THAT'S KOJIMJA UP THERE ABOUT TO DROP AN ELBOW ON CM PUNK'S BALLS BROTHER!
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Oct 6, 2023 22:33
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Imagine if you will the Wall jumping off the hotel roof and driving his elbow straight into Hulk Hogan's yambag. CM Punk getting elbowed in the junk is funny, Hulk Hogan getting elbowed in the sack is funnier.
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Oct 7, 2023 14:17
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I can't believe Kojima dropped an elbow on CM Punks Boingloins. https://youtu.be/XL3q2YCitYQ
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Oct 16, 2023 07:14
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I've been fighting a headache for the last few hours. Every time I think it's gone away I stand up and it flares up again. My only solace is that this headache isn't as painful as CM Punk getting elbow dropped in the nuts by Satoshi Kojima.
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Oct 31, 2023 03:05
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Some people might look at this thread and laugh in derision. "CM Punk lives rent-free in your heads" they would cry. For my part: Yeah he does but that is not the compliment you think it is. "My head" is a lovely tenement filled with the shittiest tenants. And of them only CM Punk has gotten his boingloings caved in by a Kojima elbow drop.
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Nov 12, 2023 05:31
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The Devil is in fact CM Punk but after Kojima dropped an elbow on his ballsack he is too ashamed to ever remove the mask or even speak on in front of a camera again.
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Nov 15, 2023 12:29
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I'm hoping that Tony Khan uses the money he's saving from firing Punk with cause to hire Kojima at some point.
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Nov 20, 2023 02:56
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Satoshi Kojima's wife has CM Punk's crushed balls in her purse.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:25
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StarkRavingMad posted:Heard "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" this morning and it made me remember the time satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's chestnuts So now we need Punk to lose his nose to frost bite. Or Jack Perry can cut if off (with REAL GLASS). Either or.
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Dec 18, 2023 09:42
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Next time CM Punk hits his elbow on something, it should be something soft and yielding. Like CM Punk's balls.
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Jan 30, 2024 06:44
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Chris James 2 posted:You’re laughing. A man ruined another man’s life by elbowing his cock so intensely the recipient simultaneously lost his mind and his bones physically aged thirty years, and you’re laughing Unless Kojima's elbow has the ability to time travel he was several years too late for both. Seriously though, how do you get up from that? That's like a license to lay curled in the fetal position for the next 2 hours for most people.
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Jan 30, 2024 11:58
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Does CM Punk live rent-free in our heads? Yes he does. Because we arn't landlords. And also because CM Punk got his peanuts buttered by a Kojima elbow drop.
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It's been awhile so my memory is fuzzy but remember the time Kojima destroyed CM Punk's balls with a 450 headbutt. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the whole world was destroyed.
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