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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It feels completely on-brand so I have no trouble believing it

(For those that can't click through, and because Elon's embeds suck now: Dave said Punk went to the lawyers about a BTE bit [Matt loving up an endorsement deal] thinking it was about him, despite it starting years ago)

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


CellBlock posted:

I still love "Because I don't have that kind of technology". Does he mean he doesn't have the technology to elbow CM Punk's nuts on purpose? Or he elbowed the nuts because he doesn't have the technology to steer the elbow away from them?

It was so perfectly-placed (and at the perfect time to a particular jerk in the middle of the jerk's career downspiral), it felt like the universe made it happen, despite the height and distance seemingly making it impossible for him to intentionally pull it off that well

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shard posted:

when does this place get goldmined?

Goldmining it means the end of bumping it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


kalensc posted:

So did Eddie and Punk okay this with each other beforehand, or was this something that pissed CM off and contributed to his over-reaction vs Hangman later on?

Think they okayed it with each other beforehand, but it contributed to his over-reaction to Hangman anyway because Hangman obviously didn't okay everything he said to Punk (I'm not saying he needed to or should have) and for him was just another example of the Elite gang not knowing how to work like everyone else did

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Finally I have a reason to bump again

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


You’re laughing. A man ruined another man’s life by elbowing his cock so intensely the recipient simultaneously lost his mind and his bones physically aged thirty years, and you’re laughing

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Seams posted:

lost it at the kojima wrecking ball

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It's basically pivoted to "yeah he's done. but it's all someone else's fault!!" Like Tony or Hangman or the Bucks or Perry held a gun to him and made him give these answers to barely-relevant-to-them softball questions from a journalist too shellshocked from the Dana White Experience to give anything more pressing these days. Helwani gave him easy stuff designed to not have him go insane and he couldn't manage it because the grudges are all he is anymore

Whatever he really, truly, still had to offer this business, physically and emotionally, it's been gone for a while. Emotionally I think it was gone during WWE suing him and Colt; physically it was gone after Brawl Out

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Choom Gangster posted:

fun fact, this didn't actually hurt phil, due to his tremendous lack of balls in the first place

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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