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I REMEMBER (punk getting cock dropped)
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Had to google it just to make sure i didnt make it up in my head
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Aug 11, 2023 20:26
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Aug 12, 2023 19:49
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Goddamn I just remembered this and im literally laughing out loud
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Aug 29, 2023 00:58
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Sep 4, 2023 20:06
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Jerusalem posted:Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? The memory of this moment awoke me from my slumber this fine morn
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Sep 6, 2023 12:13
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He did it, he really did it, that mad bastard
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Sep 13, 2023 12:13
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I'm work posting and just remembered the time professional wrestling legend Satoshi Kojima successfully performed a flying elbow drop off the top rope and smashed it into the dick&balls of some indie wrestler calling himself Chick Magnet Punk. Pretty sure that guy isn't working anywhere anymore 
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Sep 13, 2023 17:47
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Just got back from a local SCW show and not a single dick or ballbag was elbow dropped, indie wrestling is so over
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Sep 16, 2023 04:18
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JSmithOTI posted:Good morning! Remember when Satoshi Kojima smashed CM Punk's testicles with an amazing elbow drop? What an incredible maneuver.
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Sep 17, 2023 13:51
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JSmithOTI posted:Woke up disappointed that I didn't dream of Kojima's elbow drop to CM Punk's nuts. Brother, that dream is a reality 
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Sep 20, 2023 19:59
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6/25/23 Never Forget
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Sep 30, 2023 13:58
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Shard posted:I'm bringing it here because I dont think they want me to put it in the aew thread lol but I giggle every time I see someone being legit happy to be in AEW and then think about mr. grump CM Punk. He had it loving all. And he self imploded because he's a big ol dork Extremely funny and good. His welcome back PPV match from injury and suspension, they even gave him his own vanity project on TV and the legend Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped him from off the top rope right into his little penis & balls.
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Oct 2, 2023 17:40
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Captain Foo posted:Good morning! Cm punk got elbow dropped in the cock and shortly thereafter, fired for cause UN-BE-LIEVABLE
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Oct 4, 2023 12:57
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Waking up like Scrooge on Xmas morning, shouting out my window "You there, boy! Did Kojima really elbow drop CM Punk in his twig & berries? Or was it all a dream!?"
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Oct 6, 2023 20:38
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Really wish he would have also done a lariat to Punk's balls but hey, gift horse in the mouth and what not
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Oct 7, 2023 03:38
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JSmithOTI posted:Lol lmao @ Satoshi Kojima bashing nuts with an elbow drop
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Oct 10, 2023 00:50
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Vince & Triple H metaphorically elbow dropping Punk in the balls today by saying get lost to his rehiring
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Oct 11, 2023 19:31
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:he hit him right in the fuckin nuts lol 
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Oct 12, 2023 13:04
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Even if somehow on the off chance Punk DOES get rehired by WWE, nothing will compare to the time Kojima thoroughly emasculated him live on PPV by squashing his yambag with a mighty strong style elbow drop.
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Oct 16, 2023 01:12
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Satoshi'd deez nuts
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Oct 16, 2023 23:56
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World Princess posted:I'm hoping CM Punk goes to Impact next so he can have a meltdown over, idk, Bobby Fish and potentially get his nuts crushed by Kojima again. Punks STILL seething at the time Fish kicked out at 3.1 after getting hit by the GTS that one time in AEW Also,  at Kojima just absolutely BLASTING Punk's dick & balls with an elbow drop at Forbidden Door just
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Oct 19, 2023 20:26
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Oct 20, 2023 20:23
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Pylons posted:Just had a nap and dreamed that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in his little grapes at Forbidden Door 2023 in Toronto Canada. Dreams are manifestations of reality, past and future.
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Oct 22, 2023 14:39
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I remembered
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Oct 26, 2023 12:11
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Nothing from nowhere, Punk's no one at all Radiate, recognize two elbowed balls As we all form one dark flame Obliterate* *CM Punk's testicles
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Oct 28, 2023 14:45
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Oct 31, 2023 20:49
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Punk awakens in the middle of the night, clutching his groin and screaming a terrified "KOJIMA!!!"
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Nov 4, 2023 00:36
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Pikavangelist posted:two years ago on this day, Eddie Kingston dunked on CM Punk almost as hard as Satoshi Kojima's elbow dunked on CM Punk's nuts Goddamn Punk got hit in his little bitch balls
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Nov 5, 2023 22:16
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YOU'RE LAUGHING, A MAN GOT ELBOW DROPPED IN THE BALLS AND YOUR LAUGHING
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Nov 8, 2023 23:56
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What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed loving dumb gently caress like Breadman Satoshi Kojima to go out on national television and loving go into business for himself? For what? What did I do? What did I ever do? Didn’t do a goddamn thing. I’m trying to run a loving business and when somebody who hasn’t done a drat thing in this business jeopardises the first million dollar gate this company has ever drawn off of my back and goes on national television and does that, it’s a disgrace to this industry, it’s a disgrace to this company. Now we’re far beyond apologies. I gave him a loving chance and it did not get handled and you saw what I had to do, which was very regrettable lowering myself to his loving level.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:12
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Purple Monkey posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him. 
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Nov 12, 2023 03:11
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I just remembered
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Nov 12, 2023 17:44
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Read an incredibly dumb take that Punk was actually wearing the Devil mask and will return at Full Gear, then I remembered Satoshi Kojima absolutely blasted his ball-bag with an elbow drop on one of the most hyped PPVs in recent memory, utterly embarrassing him and sending him down a shame spiral that lead to him getting fired, never to return to AEW.
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Nov 15, 2023 05:21
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Thankful it wasn't MY balls & penis that got smashed
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Nov 24, 2023 00:41
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Woke up this morning, checked the news, Phil Brooks is back in the fed (lol), and immediately remembered that Kojima destroyed his genitals with an elbow drop (also lol)
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Nov 26, 2023 16:35
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WWE starts up a Punk/Nakamura feud, brings back Nak's ball punching gimmick, Punk quits out of sheer terror
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Nov 28, 2023 13:20
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There's not a 0% chance that one day on commentary Michael Cole will bring up the fact that CM Punk once got his penis smashed in by a top rope elbow drop from Japanese pro-wrestling legend Satoshi Kojima
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Dec 1, 2023 01:29
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Writer Cath posted:Just remembered this happened.
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Dec 3, 2023 23:36
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Seams posted:he’s coming back to finish the job ITS HAPPENING
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Dec 5, 2023 13:17
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