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Punk wasn't thinking rationally, his nuts were elbow dropped so severely at Forbidden Door that the impact literally careened through time. At all points in his life Punk is feeling the pain of an elbow drop to the nuts. That's his burden.
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Sep 6, 2023 17:26
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“You know what? I think I’m going to try and get a fresh start here. I have my own show, I can hang out with FTR all the time, and they’re letting me carry my own championship belt around. Life is good for the Punker, I should really take some time to slow down and appreciate everything I’ve been given. Now then, time to prepare for my match at Forbidden Door. As long as I don’t get elbowed in the nuts, everything should go swimmingly.”
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Sep 7, 2023 11:33
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TV Zombie posted:This seems false because it feels too ridiculous to be true: The mental image of CM Punk flying into a rage watching BTE is gonna stick with me for a while. Especially with how Nemeth-heavy the show has been lately.
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Sep 8, 2023 14:02
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I kept wondering if they'd sneakily mention this on commentary at Wrestledream. No matter, though, I still remembered.
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Oct 3, 2023 13:48
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Shard posted:I'm bringing it here because I dont think they want me to put it in the aew thread lol but I giggle every time I see someone being legit happy to be in AEW and then think about mr. grump CM Punk. He had it loving all. And he self imploded because he's a big ol dork He got his own TV show and got to dictate who was on it. He got spotlight matches on all the papes. He got his own fake belt. He got to shoot on people and complain when they made even the slightest comment back towards him. None of that matters, though, as he got elbow dropped in the nuts.
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Oct 4, 2023 13:30
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Elbowed Yambag Jones over here.
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Nov 2, 2023 19:31
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Punk: "Pro wrestlers should really unionize, but they're far too selfish and stupid for this." Kojima: "im gonna elbow drop this guy's nuts" https://i.imgur.com/azQ9OgR.mp4
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Nov 3, 2023 15:20
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This MFer would rather deal with Saudi Arabia than another elbow drop to the nuts
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Nov 26, 2023 05:49
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Pretty “nuts” to have Punk’s first promo in the WWE be a 5 minute diatribe about getting elbowed in the testicles, but I guess they’re going for something big there.
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Nov 28, 2023 12:07
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The proletariat will elbow drop the bourgeoisie, the first volley was thrown at Forbidden Door. Throw off your shackles and elbow drop your oppressors as Kojima has shown us the way.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:30
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Imagine getting hit in the balls so hard you run back to the employer who fired you on your wedding day, went out of their way to trash your legacy, and even posted a video of your rear end online. Guess what, you don't need to imagine, you just need to ask CM Punk about it.
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Dec 12, 2023 19:29
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Punk adopted all the young women of NXT and started calling them his "daughters" because, sadly, that elbow drop to the nuts ensured he'll never have a biological daughter.
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Dec 15, 2023 14:53
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Lots of online speculation that Punk is/was on steroids. Kojima's elbow to the balls is even more impressive considering that means he had a much smaller target to hit.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:04
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It’s even funnier now since Punk’s such a whiny bitch
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Apr 1, 2024 22:25
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Kojima heard Punk bitching about guaranteed pay for his coworkers and knew what had to be done.
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cagliostr0 posted:Punk doing the plancha, eating poo poo then Joe doing the wanker gesture is one of my favourite moments in wrestling. I watched All In with my wife and my parents and this elicited cheers from my 68 year old mother, it was amazing.
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