cagliostr0 posted:

Exactly that but with Miho abe praying for the swift death of the cm penis

cagliostr0 posted:

Maki Itoh

I couldn't think of any other wrestler that sings and would declare themself 'the harbinger of destroyed balls'

History Comes Inside! posted:

Lucifunk posted:

Do you think Punk's voice got all high pitched like in old movies when they'd get a nut shot.

TV Zombie posted:

The only thing I could think of that would offend Punk would be their reaction to Pepsi but that was really recent. To place it at an earlier date just to be within the time frame of when they agreed to not disparage each other publicly for * gain is just....

so tiring.

haunted bong posted:

still lmao at satoshi kojima just drilling cm punk’s yambag with a targeted aerial assault

Lid posted:

While way too tired and reading poo poo on the insane pseudo-science of Zero Escape games it crossed my mind that under multiversal theories there's an infinite number of universes where Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls where it crushed his pelvis leading to Satoshi Kojima becoming president of the United States.

haunted bong posted:

Imagine four Satoshi Kojimas on the ring apron. Say a direct copy of the Kojima nearest the turnbuckle is sent to the back of the line of Kojimas and takes the place of the first Kojima. The formerly first Kojima becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth elbow drops CM Punk in the nuts.

Time works the same way.