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Anybody else remember that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts? 
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Sep 6, 2023 01:36
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:lmao it hit him right in his lovely little nuts  loving gottem alright 
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Sep 6, 2023 02:19
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super macho dude posted:The memory of this moment awoke me from my slumber this fine morn No sooner had the walnut shell shattered beneath the pressure of the nutcracker than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon the extraordinary thing that was happening to me. An exquisite pleasure had invaded my senses, something isolated, detached, with no suggestion of its origin. And at once the vicissitudes of life had become indifferent to me, its disasters innocuous, its brevity illusory – this new sensation having had on me the effect which love has of filling me with a precious essence; or rather this essence was not in me it was me. ... Whence did it come? What did it mean? How could I seize and apprehend it? ... And suddenly the memory revealed itself. Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk's nuts.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:10
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A Fancy Hat posted:The mental image of CM Punk flying into a rage watching BTE is gonna stick with me for a while. Especially with how Nemeth-heavy the show has been lately. Cutler all poring over Youtube analytics to figure out if Punk is watching and using that as a guide for how to edit together the show.
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Sep 8, 2023 14:27
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If I remember right, there was also an incident (can't remember if it was pre or post return) where he, knowing that Hangman Adam Page wasn't there, did an unscripted callout demanding Hangman come out to the ring to say poo poo to his face, then mocked him for being a coward too scared to come out when called out. Which is... you know, incredibly loving pathetic. On Being the Elite they made it into a joke with a skit where Hangman is obsessing over something petty with the Dark Order, a stagehand pops in and says,"Hey Adam, CM Punk is ca-" and everybody in the room screams at him to gently caress off because Adam is dealing with something important right now! What wasn't pathetic was the time that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.
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Apr 2, 2024 04:18
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Joey McChrist posted:hangman page blew up his first brain then kojima blew up his second Shibata: That's why you gotta take out your brain for air every so often. Nobody ever listens to me 
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Apr 2, 2024 04:23
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thefncrow posted:I think this might be actually mixing up two incidents. There was that one where Punk called him out live on TV (which was pre-Brawl Out), but it seemed like Hangman was actually backstage when Punk did that one, from John Silver's pic and then the follow-up BtE video. Probably more likely that Hangman just wasn't about to actually go charge out in the middle of the TV show to participate in whatever off-script and unauthorized bullshit Punk was trying to start. Probably, I never took my brain out and shook it clear before putting it back in, so I get a lot of stuff mixed up. One thing I'm still pretty clear on though is that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.
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Apr 2, 2024 07:34
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Don't give Kojima too much credit, he probably had a lot of technology to guide him to his destination.
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Apr 3, 2024 03:42
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Woah what the gently caress!?! 
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Apr 3, 2024 03:59
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Well okay, so it turns out he didn't have the technology. But that doesn't change the fact that he never once apologized for elbow dropping CM Punk's nuts!
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Apr 3, 2024 05:57
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BodyMassageMachine posted:Lol just remembered!! Holy poo poo! He elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts!
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Apr 10, 2024 00:25
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https://i.imgur.com/a8AIDdr.mp4
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Apr 13, 2024 06:21
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No wonder they were so distracted against FTR!
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Apr 14, 2024 13:29
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https://i.imgur.com/vQJxKke.mp4
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Apr 20, 2024 03:48
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edogawa rando posted:"To my mind, that strange, wild man who roamed the arenas of Japan was not only the world's greatest ball smashers, but one of the greatest breadmen who ever lived." The Doctor first traveled back in time because he was concerned about how Kojima could have had the technology to do this to CM Punk, only to discover a shocking truth...
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Apr 20, 2024 04:34
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Jesus Christ. I can see myself lying in bed in the Hotel Edison, half asleep and staring idly at the window, when suddenly a bread-loving Japanese pro-wrestler appears two hundred feet tall in the midnight sky, dropping an elbow on CM Punk's nuts and screaming gibberish at the world: Watashi ni wa gijutsu ga arimasen! We will leave the drapes open tonight.
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Apr 20, 2024 13:56
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Most Power Alex posted:Unmute for sound 
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Apr 25, 2024 01:23
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Oh wow 
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Apr 26, 2024 08:42
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PlasticAutomaton posted:Man, to go out there, have that much with Punk and still put the fucker over despite having seen the poo poo he just did and having to get him to stop raging out and actually have his loving match. Joe's a consummate professional. I know this is just standard heel character work but I can't help but view this sequence from the match without the backstage context playing out in my head: https://i.imgur.com/joaVTRB.mp4 PlasticAutomaton posted:Also Punk got elbow dropped right in the balls and that poo poo is always funny. 
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May 7, 2024 11:22
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cagliostr0 posted:Punk doing the plancha, eating poo poo then Joe doing the wanker gesture is one of my favourite moments in wrestling. Big Coffin Hunter posted:Just a completely inspired Joe rules so much, almost as much as that time Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts
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May 7, 2024 13:26
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SatansOnion posted:note how he also hasn't tried it with Kojima-san, whom he knows for a fact can annihilate his genitive organs without even trying to I don't know, you got any proof Kojima could do something like that?
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May 7, 2024 18:40
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SatansOnion posted:it so happens that footage exists of exactly such an event, and after some research I even found that some forward-thinking wrestling fan had uploaded it to the internet! Holy poo poo Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts!
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May 7, 2024 22:54
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haunted bong posted:Artist’s interpretation: Watching this at the kitchen table, squinting as the sun keeps obscuring the view. Mom walks by and says,"I told you not to watch that nonsense during brea... holy poo poo, Satoshi Kojima just elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts! "
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May 8, 2024 17:43
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Fart Radio posted:cm punk tried to make the world bend to his whims but couldn't even bend his limbs without them rupturing Much like his nuts ruptured when Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped them 
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May 8, 2024 19:19
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I love this thread so much
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May 8, 2024 21:08
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:
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May 9, 2024 11:43
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