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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > bump every time you remember satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts
 
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hehe

Right in the bread chub

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/luchablog/statu...ingawful.com%2F

* # ¿ Aug 17, 2023 04:11
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


cm punk cm punk ATTICA ATTICA

* # ¿ Sep 3, 2023 09:39
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Bask in his Gloryhole

* # ¿ Oct 6, 2023 00:34
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Just done with Return of the Obra Dinn and on my mind since has been a page depicting the fate of CM Punk Was Elbow Dropped In The Balls By Satoshi Kojima

* # ¿ Oct 20, 2023 06:23
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
While way too tired and reading poo poo on the insane pseudo-science of Zero Escape games it crossed my mind that under multiversal theories there's an infinite number of universes where Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls where it crushed his pelvis leading to Satoshi Kojima becoming president of the United States.

* # ¿ Oct 23, 2023 00:46
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In the future there will be Kojima's Basilisk which will retroactively invent perfect cl9nes with your entire lives to torture for all eternity those who did not bring about Satoshi Kojima elbowing CM Punk in the balls.

But you have nothing to fear by partaking in this thread you have been inoculated. But the others...the others who never saw or learned that Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls.

The Basisk sees them.

* # ¿ Oct 24, 2023 00:24
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hehe elbow go brrrrrrr

* # ¿ Oct 28, 2023 21:21
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
On his death bed they asked him, Satoshi Kojima.

"Satoshi-san, tell us, why is it you elbowed CM Punk in the balls? Why did you do it? We must know."

Satoshi looked at them and said but one word

"Stalingrad."

* # ¿ Oct 31, 2023 09:09
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remembered it when Punk posted some corny bullshit and this should be in The Lourve

* # ¿ Dec 20, 2023 22:13
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I was sitting on my sofa and I randomly remembered that time Lord Tensai beat John Cena clean and it made me remember other moments worth remembering and first among equals was Kojima dropping an elbow on Punk's balls

* # ¿ Jan 14, 2024 12:39
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I... I forgot.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remembered.

* # ¿ May 5, 2024 09:15
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