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 You have 3 months to complete the job, during which the temperature will never go above freezing. You may use any tools you like but must purchase/transport them yourself. Can you do it? What do you do?
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Jul 28, 2023 23:16
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i will use fire
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Jul 28, 2023 23:17
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I would refuse. Not because I am incapable but because this is a work of art and must be preserved
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Jul 28, 2023 23:17
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I offer someone $500,000 to remove the ice from this lighthouse
https://i.imgur.com/uC9TI6b.mp4
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Jul 28, 2023 23:17
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Sid Vicious posted:i will use fire you must not damage the lighthouse
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Jul 28, 2023 23:17
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I would refuse. Not because I am incapable but because this is a work of art and must be preserved no im sorry BIG FLUFFY DOG i am burning it with fire
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Jul 28, 2023 23:18
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Some napalm should take care of the job just fine.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:18
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pencilhands posted:you must not damage the lighthouse you're not jesus of Nazareth so im not gonna listen to you
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Jul 28, 2023 23:18
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haha what if pencilhands was jesus of nazareth, wouldn't that be crazy
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Jul 28, 2023 23:20
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me once im done burning the lighthouse down: it is finished
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Jul 28, 2023 23:21
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pencilhands posted:you must not damage the lighthouse Well they haven't made them from wood for a hot minute, it's probably stone.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:23
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I will just bulldoze the entire lighthouse OP. pencilhands posted:you must not damage the lighthouse Sorry OP, you can't modify the rules after making the contractual offer. This is void.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:24
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Contract accepted. Now to sit back and wait for that sweet, sweet global warming.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:27
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1 million what? if it's for a million desiccated hamster dicks, then yeah I think I can do it
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Jul 28, 2023 23:27
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That's a icehouse
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Jul 28, 2023 23:29
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GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:1 million what? if it's for a million desiccated hamster dicks, then yeah I think I can do it they are pristine and preserved hamster dicks
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Jul 28, 2023 23:29
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Wet Bulb Drip posted:That's a icehouse I'm gonna get wasted
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Jul 28, 2023 23:30
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Wet Bulb Drip posted:That's a icehouse 
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Jul 28, 2023 23:30
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Jul 28, 2023 23:32
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Piss melts ice, right? Like the yellow snow and whatnot? Dump a bunch of piping hot piss on it. Bing bang boom.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:33
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what about tons of salt
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Jul 28, 2023 23:36
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Goddamn someone did a huge cum on that lighthouse
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Jul 28, 2023 23:40
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pencilhands posted:
That thing is haunted, I ain't going near it for any money. Imagine how many innocents have slipped on that icy walkway and fallen to their frozen deaths.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:40
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Eat it->body uses MAGIC to transmute into piss->spew piss->repeat
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Jul 28, 2023 23:41
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EorayMel posted:Eat it->body uses MAGIC to transmute into piss->spew piss->repeat I've heard of this superhero. Nephrongus Humongous.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:43
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Jul 28, 2023 23:44
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1 Million Rial.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:45
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You gotta set the mood. Do everything you can to help the lighthouse become relaxed and comfortable. You wanna make sure any responsibilities it might think it has for the day are taken care of by the time it gets home from work. You've got a hot bath drawn, and dinner already being made. A few candles. Red wine. Take it slow. Listen, really listen when the lighthouse wants to talk. Don't try to fix anything. Just be there, confident and supportive and un-phased by the trivialities of life, but not dismissive of their impact. Glide easily into the natural back-and-forth that brought you and the lighthouse together in the first place. If it's not ready to thaw, it's not ready to thaw. There's no mystery. It's your lighthouse. It'll come around. Before you know it:Henry Lee Mucus posted:Goddamn someone did a huge cum on that lighthouse Dunno about the ice, though. I'd alternate spraying it down with a power-washer filled with rubbing alcohol and dish soap and then with a sand blaster.
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Jul 28, 2023 23:51
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Ladders and chisels I guess
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Jul 28, 2023 23:53
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Greek fire. If it was good enough for the Byzantines, it’s good enough for a frozen lighthouse.
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Jul 29, 2023 00:13
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pencilhands posted:
i would simply purchase a used global 2200XR and several drums of deicing fluid, drive it over there, and then collect my paycheck after i poison all of the local sea life. probably looking at ~100k in costs
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Jul 29, 2023 00:14
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Cover it in a fumigation tent and pump it with hot air, or hose it down with high-salinity salt water
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Jul 29, 2023 00:30
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My piss is rated Extra Hot. 3 months? I've got plenty of time.
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Jul 29, 2023 00:32
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I'll put it in my sink and run the hot water over it, like I do with a stray ice cube that I really wanna have a good rear end time with
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Jul 29, 2023 00:33
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ball peen hammer
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Jul 29, 2023 00:42
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I would cram it up my rear end and let my body heat melt it
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Jul 29, 2023 00:46
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I live in Phoenix so the ice will melt really quick on any lighthouse I would be licensed to de-ice in my state
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Jul 29, 2023 00:48
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I would use the key to the city in some novel fashion
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Jul 29, 2023 01:05
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1/8 tsp black pepper
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Jul 29, 2023 01:08
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*puts in a 10 year solar bid* I'm gonna live in that Yet-E Hut someday. 
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Jul 29, 2023 01:10
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