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my trusty old hair dryer should the trick
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I would just turn on the heat in the lighthouse. Problem solved.
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Jul 29, 2023 01:13
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please treat this seriously Mozi you're in a Wizard Master thread
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Jul 29, 2023 01:13
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I’d bring 3 of those heat dishes from Costco and a few extension cords. Give me my money!
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Jul 29, 2023 01:25
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Hairy Right Hook posted:please treat this seriously Mozi you're in a Wizard Master thread i've never been more serious about anything in my entire life
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Jul 29, 2023 02:06
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What's the cloud cover like is it mostly clear or overcast?
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Jul 29, 2023 02:52
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Couldn't I just get a fuckton of salt and just dump it on top from a Helicopter? Looking at probably like $10,000 of costs here.
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Jul 29, 2023 02:58
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put cum in an ice tray and freeze it. pelt me with your cum ice. it belongs to you. how fast can a jonas brother throw a piece of cum ice. throw a slider at my back. my rear end in a top hat is the strike zone. how many pieces of ice can fit in my rear end.
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Jul 29, 2023 03:50
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I’m pretty sure this is Michigan so I’d just wait 3 days and it will become slush from F-350 exhaust.
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Jul 29, 2023 03:56
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Ok as long as there is light, same plan. Set up parabolic mirrors. Add ring lights if necessary, this will eat into the profit margin. Bend over and gape at the mirrors which are pointed at the top of the lighthouse. Lighthouse + Darkhole When the lighthouse gets engorged the ice will shatter Collect my million
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Jul 29, 2023 03:58
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I would get my j/o buddies to just drench it top to bottom until the heat melts it. The end result might not look a lot different but it will smell differently for sure
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Jul 29, 2023 04:06
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attack the lighthouse with big farts
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Jul 29, 2023 06:09
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how many JDAMs does a million dollars buy? that will get rid of the ice...and anything else 
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Jul 29, 2023 06:13
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numberoneposter posted:how many JDAMs does a million dollars buy? that will get rid of the ice...and anything else 40
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Jul 29, 2023 06:32
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I do my hot dance for free though.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:42
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put my tongue on it
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Jul 29, 2023 06:42
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Coat it in my thick ropy jizz and wait.
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Jul 29, 2023 06:46
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I'd try to chisel into the door and set some hobo trashcan fires on the different levels Then simtower says you're supposed to build a bunch of condos, but I'm going more towards offices
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Jul 29, 2023 06:52
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does it actually need to be fully de-iced? clear the doors and the places wot make the big light visible, job done
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Jul 29, 2023 06:57
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i removed a small amount of ice from the lighthouse, thus fulfilling the contract and earning 1 million, op let me know where to collect
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Jul 29, 2023 07:24
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Get a woodstove and put it inside the lighthouse and keep burning logs and the ice will eventually melt. Make sure you ventilate it so you don't Dignity Van Houten yourself.
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Jul 29, 2023 09:08
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I'd buy some of these and get shaking.
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Jul 29, 2023 09:14
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Pencilhands is clearing the ice the way you obtained the key to the city y/n
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Jul 29, 2023 10:39
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MrQwerty posted:Pencilhands is clearing the ice the way you obtained the key to the city y/n y
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Jul 29, 2023 12:04
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A lot of hot water would work.
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Jul 29, 2023 12:05
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Lol that models what like 20 cm tall at most. Should only take like half an hour if that.
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Jul 29, 2023 12:27
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Salts a good idea but also that liquid deicer they use on aircrafts.
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Jul 29, 2023 12:39
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subcontract it for half a million
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Jul 29, 2023 13:39
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We are going to melt it with booze. Just open a bar and just all drinks free Ice luge delivery. The tricky part is going to be getting the paths started but once they are they'll handle themselves. We're going to turn a profit on this.
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Jul 29, 2023 13:50
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Countless dump trucks filled with salt and an excavator to drop it around. Then I guess a shop vac to clean up the salt
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Jul 29, 2023 14:01
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i would simply flex my incredibly large muscles at the lighthouse and the ice would shatter in fear
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Jul 29, 2023 14:34
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Hairy Right Hook posted:you're in a Wizard Master thread pre:$2 W /^\ M S I |#| A T Z |===| S O A |0| T R R | | E E D ===== R _||_||_ ------- BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jul 30, 2023 |
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Jul 30, 2023 02:56
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:subcontract it for half a million I already provided this correct answer in the 4th post of this thread.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:06
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Magnifying glass.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:07
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Sterno
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Jul 30, 2023 03:13
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could probably hydro blast all of it off in a couple hours
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Jul 30, 2023 03:18
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Jelly posted:I offer someone $500,000 to remove the ice from this lighthouse You could hire a minimum wage crew for way less than that. Let's say somewhere around $10k per worker. You could hire ten or twenty workers and pay $100k for equipment and still spend way less than half a million.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:27
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dr_rat posted:Lol that models what like 20 cm tall at most. Should only take like half an hour if that. It's a FAKE lighthouse and heck, its probably part of the OP's model train set. Very lame and fake, OP.
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Jul 30, 2023 03:28
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super sweet best pal posted:You could hire a minimum wage crew for way less than that. Let's say somewhere around $10k per worker. You could hire ten or twenty workers and pay $100k for equipment and still spend way less than half a million.
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Jelly posted:You have no idea even how big the lighthouse is, how much ice, or how difficult the task is. You're just pulling all this poo poo completely out of your rear end. It's true. That lighthouse could be 100 miles tall!
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