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Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
You gotta set the mood. Do everything you can to help the lighthouse become relaxed and comfortable. You wanna make sure any responsibilities it might think it has for the day are taken care of by the time it gets home from work. You've got a hot bath drawn, and dinner already being made. A few candles. Red wine. Take it slow. Listen, really listen when the lighthouse wants to talk. Don't try to fix anything. Just be there, confident and supportive and un-phased by the trivialities of life, but not dismissive of their impact. Glide easily into the natural back-and-forth that brought you and the lighthouse together in the first place. If it's not ready to thaw, it's not ready to thaw. There's no mystery. It's your lighthouse. It'll come around. Before you know it:

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Goddamn someone did a huge cum on that lighthouse

Dunno about the ice, though. I'd alternate spraying it down with a power-washer filled with rubbing alcohol and dish soap and then with a sand blaster.

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