You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

What's the cloud cover like is it mostly clear or overcast?

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covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

Ok as long as there is light, same plan.

Set up parabolic mirrors. Add ring lights if necessary, this will eat into the profit margin.

Bend over and gape at the mirrors which are pointed at the top of the lighthouse.

Lighthouse + Darkhole

When the lighthouse gets engorged the ice will shatter

Collect my million

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 03:58

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