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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse
 
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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

pencilhands posted:



You have 3 months to complete the job, during which the temperature will never go above freezing. You may use any tools you like but must purchase/transport them yourself.

Can you do it? What do you do?

i would simply purchase a used global 2200XR and several drums of deicing fluid, drive it over there, and then collect my paycheck after i poison all of the local sea life. probably looking at ~100k in costs

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

numberoneposter posted:

how many JDAMs does a million dollars buy? that will get rid of the ice...and anything else :clint:

40

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse