You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

I would use the key to the city in some novel fashion

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Pencilhands is clearing the ice the way you obtained the key to the city y/n

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 10:39

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Nooner posted:

I'd just show the lighthouse a picture of microwaves mom (so hot could melt the par icecaps)

Also pictures of that one goon's hot stepmom that he took a bunch of pictures with lmfao

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 07:46

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

What if Nekron, the rotoscoped, villainously horny ice wizard antagonist from the classic 1983 Ralph Bakshi/Frank Frazetta animated masterpiece Fire and Ice, is living in the lighthouse pencilhands

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 00:37

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