You are offered a 1 million contract to remove the ice from this lighthouse

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Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

I offer someone $500,000 to remove the ice from this lighthouse

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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 23:17

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:14

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

haha what if pencilhands was jesus of nazareth, wouldn't that be crazy

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 23:20

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

1 million what? if it's for a million desiccated hamster dicks, then yeah I think I can do it

they are pristine and preserved hamster dicks

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 23:29

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Wet Bulb Drip posted:

That's a icehouse

# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 23:30

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

subcontract it for half a million

I already provided this correct answer in the 4th post of this thread.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 03:06

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

super sweet best pal posted:

You could hire a minimum wage crew for way less than that. Let's say somewhere around $10k per worker. You could hire ten or twenty workers and pay $100k for equipment and still spend way less than half a million.

You have no idea even how big the lighthouse is, how much ice, or how difficult the task is. You're just pulling all this poo poo completely out of your rear end.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 03:29

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Also no minimum wage worker is going to clear ice from an arctic lighthouse?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 03:31

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

super sweet best pal posted:

Considering the bridge to the lighthouse doesn't look that big it might not be such a difficult task. Two shifts of ten people chipping away at the ice every day could probably have it done in a relatively short time

sir, you have no idea how big that bridge is either

in a hypothetical scenario, this lighthouse could be built for 7 mile high giants on the planet Xerxes

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah i subcontracted my post

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 16:38

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

super sweet best pal posted:

The ropes on the side imply it's not all that big

If you want to contract something on an implication that's on you, but those ropes could have a 40 foot diameter for the 7 mile tall giants that live there.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 21:24

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

I kind of feel like even the Decepticons would want to take out the fascist chuds of the world because they're so pathetic and lame, so it might be a good call. Then again... Starscream.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 00:05

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

MrQwerty posted:

What if Nekron, the rotoscoped, villainously horny ice wizard antagonist from the classic 1983 Ralph Bakshi/Frank Frazetta animated masterpiece Fire and Ice, is living in the lighthouse pencilhands

gently caress yea

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:14

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

You've been eaten by a Grue

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 01:20

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