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To be updated:
Special guests
Death status
Timestamps for the last few events

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TITLE BELTS

Men's Division
World Championship Belt :jerky:

- Pungry 13/Aug/2023 to 23/Sep/2023
- Subjunctive 23/Sep/2023 to 28/Sep/2023 - successful title defences: 1 Note: The title was vacated, not lost in a match
- vacated 28/Sep/2023 to 29/Oct/2023 Note: Due to Athletic Commission rules Subjunctive had to vacate the belt before taking the gender gas
- Vyelkin 29/Oct/2023 to 14/Nov/2023
- That DICK! 14/Nov/2023 to 9/Dec/2023
- Cavauro 9/Dec/2023 to --/---/---- - successful title defences: 2

Tag Team Championship Belt :respek:

- DEAR JEFFREY 13/Aug/2023 to 15/Aug/2023
- Team Discovery Channel 15/Aug/2023 to 05/Oct/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Gamers Rise Up 05/Oct/2023 to 26/Dec/2023 - successful title defences: 2
- Wrestlehut 2000 26/Dec/2023 to 2/Mar/2024 - successful title defences: 2
- Two Best Pals 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt :swoon:

- The Saddest Rhino 13/Aug/2023 to 15/Aug/2023
- Crescent Wrench 15/Aug/2023 to 22/Aug/2023
- That DICK! 22/Aug/2023 to 29/Aug/2023
- Cavauro 29/Aug/2023 to 12/Sep/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Lpzie 12/Sep/2023 to 23/Sep/2023
- Cavauro 23/Sep/2023 to 16/Nov/2023 - successful title defences: 7
- moved to women's divison 16/Nov/2023 to --/---/----

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Belt :orks101:

- prayer group 13/Aug/2023 to 17/Aug/2023
- biosterous 17/Aug/20203 to 24/Aug/2023
- KungFu Grip 24/Aug/2023 to 31/Aug/2023
- prayer group 31/Aug/2023 to 14/Sep/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- BRJurgis 14/Sep/2023 to 23/Sep/2023
- Shinjobi 23/Sep/2023 to 05/Oct/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Danaru 05/Oct/2023 to 12/Oct/2023
- neoaxd 12/Oct/2023 to 29/Oct/2023
- Shinjobi 29/Oct/2023 to 16/Nov/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Beefed Owl 16/Nov/2023 to 23/Nov/2023
- Lpzie 23/Nov/2023 to 30/Nov/2023
- explosivo 30/Nov/2023 to 4/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 3
- FutonForensic 4/Jan/2024 to 20/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- Lpzie 20/Jan/2024 to 25/Jan/2024
- Shinjobi 25/Jan/2024 to 13/Feb/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- Starsfan 13/Feb/2024 to --/---/---- - successful title defences: 2

Larryweight Belt :sam:

- Leadthumb 23/Sep/2023 to --/---/---- - successful title defences: 3
- Cthulu Carl 29/Oct/2023 to 7/Nov/2023
- Ohtori Akio 07/Nov/2023 to 19/Nov/2023
- vacated 19/Nov/2023 to 21/Nov/2023
- Tawal 21/Nov/2023 to 9/Dec/2023
- Crescent Wrench 9/Dec/2023 to 26/Dec/2023
- Super Sweet Best Pal 26/Dec/2023 to 20/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- Crescent Wrench 20/Jan/2024 to 20/Feb/2024 - successful title defences: 2
- Minidracula 20/Feb/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- Lpzie 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Ring of Dishonor :goatsecx:

- BRJurgis 23/Jul/2023 to 15/Aug/2023 - successful(?) title defences: 2
- FilthyImp 15/Aug/2023 to 26/Sep/2023 - successful(?) title defences: 3* ** (*4 if you count the one he ran away from) (**one defence won by winning)
- InexplicableHumblebrag 26/Sep/2023 to 05/Oct/2023
- hot cocoa on the couch 05/Oct/2023 to 10/Oct/2023
- That DICK! 10/Oct/2023 to 17/Oct/2023
- Pewdiepie 17/Oct/2023 to 8/Dec/2023 - successful(?) title defences: 3
- belt discontinued 8/Dec/2023 to --/---/----

GOAT Belt
- Shinjobi 8/Dec/2023 to 20/Feb/2024 - successful title defences: 6
- Quantum of Phallus 20/Feb/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- biosterous 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Womens' Division
World Championship Belt :nyoron:

- Leraika 13/Aug/2023 to 17/Aug/20203
- Lady Radia 17/Aug/20203 to 23/Sep/2023
- Megamissen 23/Sep/2023 to 18/Nov/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Coward 18/Nov/2023 to 2/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- W.T. Fits 2/Jan/2024 to 23/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 1 Note: 1 defence due of losing by count out or DQ
- ghosthorse 23/Jan/2024 to --/---/---- - successful title defences: 2

Tag Team Championship Belt :nallears:

- The Hall Monitors 13/Aug/2023 to 23/Sep/2023 - successful title defences: 1
- Imp Zone 23/Sep/2023 to 29/Oct/2023
- Yob Squad B 29/Oct/2023 to 18/Nov/2023
- Merry Meeple Massacre 18/Nov/2023 to 9/Dec/2023
- ADTRW Hollywood 9/Dec/2023 to 2/Mar/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- Yob Squad 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Kawaii Waifu Belt :lovewcc:

- Toph Bei Fong 23/Sep/2023 to 29/Oct/2023 - successful title defences: 2
- Leraika 29/Oct/2023 to 09/Nov/2023
- Toph Bei Fong 09/Nov/2023 to 23/Nov/2023
- Subjunctive 23/Nov/2023 to 20/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 4
- Megamissen 20/Jan/2024 to 1/Feb/2024
- Metis of the Hallway 1/Feb/2024 to 15/Feb/2024
- roxy 15/Feb/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- Megamissen 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt :swoon:

- vacated 16/Nov/2023 to 21/Nov/2023
- Metis of the Hallway 21/Nov/2023 to 19/Dec/2023 - successful title defences: 2
- ghosthorse 19/Dec/2023 to 26/Dec/2023
- FurnaceFace 26/Dec/2023 to 25/Jan/2024 - successful title defences: 3
- Leraika 25/Jan/2024 to 1/Feb/2024
- Ammat the Ankh 1/Feb/2024 to 20/Feb/2024 - successful title defences: 1
- Leraika 20/Feb/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- baka fwocka fwame 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

Non-Title Titles
Unofficial and Unsanctioned SAW Baton Club Presidency
- Megamissen 17/Aug/2023 to --/---/----

Necromancer On Call
- verbal enema --/---/----

King of SAW
- copy 23/Sept/2023 to --/---/---- - successful title defences: 1

Queen of SAW
- Dr. Cool Aids 15/Oct/2023 to 9/Dec/2023
- roxy 9/Dec/2023 to --/---/----

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Fancy Gear
Cool Hat!
- roxy 8/Aug/2023 to --/---/----

Sick-rear end Sneakers!
- neoaxd 15/Aug/2023 to --/---/----

Metis of the Hallway's Baton!
- Metis of the Hallway --/---/---- to 17/Aug/2023
- Megamissen 17/Aug/2023 to --/---/---- Note: Namtab gained possession of the baton on 28/sep/2023 but is not the rightful owner
- ghosthorse 29/Oct/2023 to 7/Nov/2023 Note: ghosthorse lost it after losing a deathmatch
- The Assistant 7/Nov/2023 to 7/Dec/2023
- Metis of the Hallway 7/Dec/2023 to --/---/---- Note: It's a Christmas Miracle!

Witch's Hat!
- verbal enema --/---/---- to --/---/---- - successful defences: 1

Skull Gem of Financial Advice! Note: Snooze Cruise is in possession of aditional gems
- Snooze Cruise --/---/---- to 24/Aug/2023
- verbal enema 24/Aug/2023 to ??/Nov/2023
- Neil Breen ??/Nov/2023 to 30/Nov/2023
- ddinkins 30/Nov/2023 to 2/Mar/2024 Note: The Skull Gem was banished!

Brian Bosworth's Bike!
- Mekchu 14/Sep/2023 to 30/Jan/2023 Note: vacated due to Mekchu losing a deathmatch
- vacated 30/Jan/2024
- Papa Was A Video Toaster 1/Feb/2024 to 13/Feb/2024 Note: vacated due to Papa Was A Video Toaster losing a deathmatch
- vacated 13/Feb/2024 to 20/Feb/2024
- Stiev Awt 20/Feb/2024 --/---/----

A Sick 8-ball Jacket!
- ilmucche 15/Oct/2023 to --/---/----

Dune Buggy!
- Talladega Knights 20/Jan/2024 to 23/Jan/2024
- Bone Boyz 23/Jan/2024 to 25/Jan/2024
- Talladega Knights 25/Jan/2024 to 30/Jan/2024
- Bone Boyz 30/jan/2024 to 8/Feb/2024
- Talladega Knights 8/Feb/2024 to 13/Feb/2024
- Bone Boyz 13/Feb/2024 to ??/Feb/2024 Note: The buggy was stolen back by Talladega Knights outside of a show
- Talladega Knights ??/Feb/2024 to 22/Feb/2024
- Bone Boyz 22/Feb/2024 to 22/Feb/2024
- Talladega Knights 22/Feb/2024 to 22/Feb/2024
- Wrestlehut 2000 22/Feb/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- Two Best Pals 2/Mar/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- Bone Boys 2/Mar/2024 to 2/Mar/2024
- Talladega Knights 2/Mar/2024 to --/---/----

:wow:

Royal Rumble Records
Note: Bolded records are the combined 20/30 records
Note: Records in italic are non-canon

30 Participant Rumbles:

Eliminations:
M 7 Wiggly Wayne DDS
W 7 roxy

Time in ring:
W 23:00 roxy
M 19:01 Buffaloman* (guest) (time inflated by around 10 seconds))
---
W 00:24 verbal enema
M 00:12 Vincent Van Goatse

Climb:
W +17 roxy
M +17 Buffaloman (guest)
---
M -6 dromal phrenia / Eat The Rich / your friend sk / The Swizzler / Kild / Vyelkin / Leadthumb / Vincent Van Goatse / DarksydePhil (guest) / bofa salesman (guest)
W -7 verbal enema

20 Participant Rumbles:

Eliminations:
M 8 Lpzie
W 5 baka fwocka fwame / Megamissen

Time in ring:
W 19:10 Megamissen
M 16:25 Lpzie
---
M 01:12 ThatBasqueGuy
W 00:26 sb hermit

Climb:
W +13 Megamissen
M +11 Crescent Wrench
---
W -6 Namtab
M -7 Rags to Liches

Roster and Tag Teams
Entrances with themes can be found here, if you or your tag tag team don't have a theme yet feel free to add on to the spreadsheet
Height, weight, finishers/signature moves (note that the moves might be inaccurate) and more can be found here
Press kit (images of the wrestlers) can be found here (if they were part of IZWF they are here instead)

Men's Division

ADTRW
FilthyImp
Kild
Pewdiepie
Shinjobi

BFS / Business, Finance, and Careers
CubicalSucrose

BYOB
biosterous
FutonForensic
your friend sk
B33rChiller
Papa Was A Video Toaster
Rags to Liches

CC / Creative Convention
The Saddest Rhino

CCCC / Cool Crew Chat Central
Ohtori Akio
Note: after a match on In Your Haus (13th of August 2023) BRJurgis was forced to declare for another team

CD / Cinema Discusso
Crescent Wrench
MacheteZombie

Coupons
mbt2

CSPAM / C-SPAM
Bastard Tetris
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
- Revived (won match of the dead)
copy
Eat The Rich
Jose
lobster shirt
Zodium
- Died (DEATHMATCH, royal decree)
- Revived (points)
Lpzie
John Charity Spring
Communist Bear
Starsfan

D&D / Debate & Discussion
Harold Fjord
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
- Revived (points)
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
- Revived (royal decree)
BRJurgis

EPA / Enclosed Pool Area
dromal phrenia
TheSwizzler
IGgy IGsen

FPD / Front Page Discussion
InexplicableHumblebrag

GBS / General Bullshit
HaschelCedrickson
hot cocoa on the couch
Super Sweet Best Pal
Tarquinn
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
X JAKK
- retired
Literally A Person
Beefed Owl
Seth Pekksniff
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)

GiP / Goons in Platoons
Mr. Nice!

GWS / Goons With Spoons
prayer group

Imp Zone
AARGHPLEASENONONONO
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
Leadthumb
Major Isoor
tmfc
STONE COLD 64 - retired

LP / Let's Play!
Danaru

MODS / Mods and Admins
Jeffrey of YOSPOS - guest
Fluffdaddy - guest

Musician's Lounge
minidracula

NMD / No Music Discussion
Hot Diggity!

PSP (Fake) / Punch Sport Pagoda (Fake)
KungFu Grip
neoaxd
That DICK!
Quantum of Phallus
explosivo

PSP (Shoot) / Punch Sport Pagoda (Shoot)
ilmucche
Mekchu
Suplex Liberace

PYF / Post Your Favorites
FirstnameLastname
Tenkaris
- gender gassed
Vincent Van Goatse
Hookechoes
Aardvark Barber

SAD / Something Awful Discussion
Autisanal Cheese
ddinkins

SAS / Sports Argument Stadium
Pungry
- retired
FurnaceFace
- gender gassed
Jeremor
Monathin

TCC / The Crackhead Clubhouse
Tawal
ThatBasqueGuy
Tawal UK - guest

TFF / The Football Funhouse
Cavauro

TGO / The Great Outdoors
Tias

TG / Traditional Games
Cthulu Carl
Fellis

TRP / The Ray Parlor
Vyelkin
Stiev Awt

VG / Video Games
Hazamuth
Insetik47
Spooder-Mun
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
Blorange

YLLS / You Look Like poo poo
Buschmaki

YOSPOS
Subjunctive
- gender gassed
Wiggly Wayne DDS
Note: On Thursday Neon #2 Jeffrey of YOSPOS was kicked out

PERMA / The Banned
Larry Parrish - guest
Iron Crowned - guest
CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN - guest
Lollontee - guest
Plinkey - guest

??? / Undeclared Guests, Special Guests and Ones That Don't Fit In Anywhere Else
Wintertime (special guest, Jeffrey's custom built tag team partner)
Zaurg (special guest from BFC)
DarksydePhil (special guest)
Glacier (special guest from PSP)
SA Support Robot (special guest from SAD)
Brian Bosworth (special guest from CD)
Kirk Johnson (special guest)
The Second Gunman (special guest from CSPAM)
John Madden (special guest from SAS)
Freddie Freaker (guest)
INSULTING SULTAN (guest)
Paint Huffer (special guest from TCC)
Hot Tips Man (guest)

Women's Division

ADTRW
GateOfD
marumaru
Namtab
- Died (DEATHMATCH, points)
sb hermit
sube
verbal enema
malsangoroth

AI / Automotive Insanity
Cat Hatter

BYOB
baka fwocka fwame
barnold
Randy Travesty
Zoya

CSPAM / C-SPAM
Megamissen
Toph Bei Fong
bedpan

GBS / General Bullshit
Solefald
Space Kablooey

Imp Zone
Dr. Cool Aids
symbolic
- retired

LP / Let's Play!
W.T. Fits

PSP (Shoot) / Punch Sport Pagoda (Shoot)
Sisal Two-Step

PYF / Post Your Favorites
Ammat the Ankh
Grassy Knowles

Resolved Reports
Namtab

TFF / The Football Funhouse
ghosthorse
- died (DEATHMATCH, points)
- revived...?

TG / Traditional Games
Leraika
Snooze Cruise
Coward

VG / Video Games
roxy
Metis of the Hallway

YOSPOS
Lady Radia

PERMA / The Banned
Boba Pearl - retired
Note: Due to events Boba Pearl was moved here on the 24th of August from her previous subforum BBS / Bisexual Super Son which was then removed due to her being the only member

??? / Undeclared and Special Guests
Barbara Corcoran (special guest from BFC)
TCC-chan (special guest from TCC)
Amy Winehouse (special guest from TCC)
Jim Cramer (gender gassed) (special guest from BFC)

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TAG TEAMS

Men's Division

- ADTRW
Soyplex City
FilthyImp / Pewdiepie
Plumbing and Plundering
Kild / Shinjobi

- BYOB
Malice and Gromit
FutonForensic / your friend sk
Yobtoberfest
B33rChiller / Biosterous
BYOB Canada
biosterous / Papa Was a Video Toaster

- Cinema Discusso / CD
Team CD
Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie

- C-SPAM / CSPAM
Punching is Praxis
Eat The Rich / Jose
Politburo
lobster shirt / Zodium
Fist of the Red Star
Bastard Tetris / copy
Like a Falkon
copy / Lpzie
Twinky and the Bear
Communist Bear / Starsfan
Unnamed CSPAM Team
Bastard Tetris / John Charity Spring

- Debate & Discussion / D&D
Team USPOL
BRJurgis / Harold Fjord

- Enclosed Pool Area / ePa
ePa
dromal phrenia / IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler

General Bullshit / BGS
Team Discovery Channel
HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal
Team GBS
Beefed Owl / hot cocoa on the couch / Tarquinn

- Imp Zone
Team Imp Zone
ARRGHPLEASENONONONO / tmfc
Team Imp Zone
Leadthumb / Major Isoor

- Punch Sports Pagoda (fake) / PSP Fake
Wrestlehut 2000
explosivo / KungFu Grip / neoaxd / Quantum of Phallus / That DICK!

- Punch Sports Pagoda (real) / PSP (real)
PSP Oildome
ilmucche / Mekchu / Suplex Liberace

- Post Your Favorite / PYF
The Brigade
FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse

- Something Awful Discussion / SAD
DEAR JEFFREY
Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins

- Sports Argument Stadium / SAS
Two For Hooking
FurnaceFace / Pungry
Pro Stars
FurnaceFace / Jeremor / Monathin

- The Crackhead Clubhouse / TCC
The C.H.O.R.E Boys
Tawal / ThatBasqueGuy
Tawal Boys
Tawal / Tawal UK

- Traditional Games / TG
GURPS Jerks
Cthulu Carl / Fellis

- Video Games / VG
Gamers Rise Up
Hazamuth / Insetik

- YOSPOS
Large Loser Models
Subjunctive / Wiggly Wayne DDS

- Mixed Teams
Bone Boyz
Hot Diggity! / IGgy IGsen / Rags to Liches
Military Industrial Complex
CubicalSucrose / Mr. Nice!
Talladega Knights
ilmucche / Mr. Nice!
Infinite Wealth
copy / Danaru

Women's Division

- ADTRW
ADTRW Hollywood
marumaru / sb hermit
ADTRW Wolfpac
Namtab / verbal enema
Monster Heels
Namtab / sb hermit
Cat and the Hat
marumaru / verbal enema
Working Maids
GateOfD / Malsangoroth / sube

- BYOB
Yob Squad
baka fwocka fwame / barnold / Randy Travesty / Zoya

- C-SPAM / CSPAM
Rock the Vote
bedpan / Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong

- General Bullshit / GBS
Team GBS
Solefald / Space Kablooey

- Imp Zone
Imp Zone
Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic

- Post Your Favorite / PYF
Perish Ye Foes
Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles / Tenkaris

- Traditional Games / TG
Merry Meeple Massacre
Leraika / Snooze Cruise
The Action Economy
Coward / Leraika / Snooze Cruise

- Video Games / VG
The Hall Monitors
Metis of the Hallway / roxy

YOSPOS
The Troubleshooters
Lady Radia / Subjunctive

- Mixed Teams
Strange Bedfellows
FurnaceFace / ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step / W.T. Fits

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Faction Logos:

ADTRW

BYOB

CSPAM

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List:
1st Exhibition Stream 15th of July 2023 (this post, scroll down)
16th of July 2023 2nd Exhibition Stream
17th of July 2023 3rd Exhibition Stream
18th of July 2023 Tuesday Night Titan #1
20th of July 2023 Thursday Neon #1
22th of July 2023 Matinee House Show #1
25th of July 2023 Tuesday Night Titan #2
27th of July 2023 Thursday Neon #2
29th of July 2023 Matinee House Show #2
1st of August 2023 Tuesday Night Titan #3
The 3rd of August Thursday Neon cancelled due to Swizzler travelling
8th of August 2023 Tuesday Night Titan #4
9th of August 2023 Bonus Stream #1 (Character Creation) (not canon)
10th of August 2023 Thursday Neon #3
10th or 11th of August 2023 Bonus Stream #2 (Character Creation) (not canon)
13th of August 2023 In Your Haus PPV :siren:

15th of August 2023 Tuesday Night Titan #5
17th of August 2023 Thursday Neon #4
20th of August 2023 Matinee House Show #3
22nd of August 2023 Tuesday Titan #6
24th of August 2023 Thursday Neon #5
16th of August 2023 Bonus Stream #3 (Character Creation / Capture Card Test Stream) (not cannon)
28th of August 2023 Bonus Stream #4 (Tech Test) (not canon)
29th of August 2023 Tuesday Titan #7
31st of August 2023 Thursday Neon #6
5th of September 2023 Tuesday Titan #8
7th of September 2023 Thursday Neon #7
12th of September 2023 Tuesday Titan #9
14th of September 2023 Thursday Titan #8
19th of September 2023 Tuesday Titan #10
21st of September 2023 Thursday Neon #9
23rd of September 2023 Playtime Is Over PPV :siren:

26th of September 2023 Tuesday Titan #11
28th of September 2023 Thursday Neon #10
3rd of October 2023 Tuesday Titan #12
5th of October 2023 Thursday Neon #11
10th of October 2023 Tuesday Titan #13
12th of October 2023 Thursday Neon #12
15th of October 2023 SAW Worldwide #1
17th of October 2023 Tuesday Titan #14
19th of October 2023 Thursday Neon #13
24th of October 2023 Tuesday Titan #15
26th of October 2023 Thursday Neon #14
29th of October 2023 It Came From the Leper's Colony! PPV :siren:

31st of October 2023 Samhain Shuffle (non-canon)
2nd of November 2023 Neon #15 with Prob Bets (non-canon)
7th of November 2023 Tuesday Titan #16
9th of November 2023 Thursday Neon #16
14th of November 2023 Tuesday Titan #17
16th of November 2023 Thursday Neon #17
18th of November 2023 Worldwide #2
21st of November 2023 Tuesday Titan #18
23rd of November 2023 Thursday Neon #18
28th of November 2023 Tuesday Titan #19
30th of November 2023 Thursday Neon #19
5th of December 2023 Tuesday Titan #20
7th of December 2023 Thursday Neon #20
9th of December 2023 Glizzy Christmas PPV :siren:

19th of December 2023 Tuesday Titan #21
21st of December 2023 Thursday Neon #21
26th of Devember 2023 Tuesday Titan #22 :siren:

Horsie Awards 2023
28th of December 2023 Thursday Neon #22 - Tribute to the Pets
2nd of January 2024 Tuesday Titan #23
4th of January 2024 Thursday Neon #23
9th of January 2024 Tuesday Titan #24
11th of January 2024 Thursday Neon #24
16th of January 2024 Tuesday Titan #25
18th of January 2024 Thursday Neon #25
20th of January 2024 GOON-1 Climax PPV :siren:

23rd of January 2024 Tuesday Titan #26
25th of January 2024 Thursday Neon #26
30th of January 2024 Tuesday Titan #27
1st of February 2024 Thursday Neon #27
3rd of February Titan cancelled due to Swizzler being sick
8th of February 2024 Thursday Neon #28
13th of February 2024 Tuesday Titan #29
15th of February 2024 Thursday Neon #29
20th of February 2024 Tuesday Titan #30
22nd of February 2024 Thursday Neon #30
27th of February 2024 Tuesday Titan #31
29th of February 2024 Thursday Neon #31
2nd of March 2024 Very Special Episode PPV :siren:

1st Exhibition Stream (no vod)
15th of July 2023

Tag Team Match
Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Shinjobi / Kild)
Special Stipulation: Winner represents ADTRW in the Men's Tag Team Championship
Winner: Plumbing and Plundering

8 Woman Battle Royale Boba
Ammat the Ankh vs Boba Pearl vs Dr. Cool Aids vs roxy vs Lady Radia vs Metis of the Hallway vs Solefald vs Verbal Enema
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Women's World Championship Title Match
Winner: Boba Pearl

30 Man Royal Rumble
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Men's World Championship Title Match
Winner: Pungry
Note: Known Participants: Pungry / The Saddest Rhino / Subjunctive / Cavauro / Cthulu Carl / Harold Fjord

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2nd Exhibition Stream (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
16th of July 2023

Tables, Ladders and Chairs 0:16:43
Boba Pearl vs Namtab
Special Stipulation: If Namtab wins they get Boba Pearls's spot at the Women's World Championship Title Match
Outcome: Boba Pearl wins by getting the briefcase (in 4 minutes and 0 seconds)

1v3 Handicap Tag Team Match 0:24:42
Harold Fjord vs Subjunctive / The Saddest Rhino / Wiggly Wayne DDS
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins it for their team by pinning Harold Fjord (in 5 minutes and 35 seconds)
Note: Wiggly Wayne DDS did not appear on the card

8 Woman Battle Royale 0:38:24
GateOfD vs Grassy Knowles vs Leraika vs marumaru vs Megamissen vs sb hermit vs Sube vs symbolic
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Women's World Championship Title Match
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00:50 Megamissen eliminates sb hermit
00:58 marumaru eliminates GateOfD
05:50 Sube eliminates Leraika
06:03 marumaru eliminates Grassy Knowles
07:22 symbolic eliminates Megamissen
07:32 Sube eliminates marumaru
10:09 Sube eliminates symbolic
---
Outcome: Sube wins (in 10 minutes and 10 seconds)
Note: Sube's spot was intended for ghosthorse, but ~~Swizzler forgot~~ Namtab schemed to have another ADTRW member in the match

3v3 War Games Match 1:00:16
ePa (dromal phrenia / IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler) vs GBS (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal / hot cocoa on the couch)
Outcome: GBS wins by hot cocoa on the couch pinning TheSwizzler (in 9 minutes and 1 second)

30 Man Royal Rumble 1:23:44
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Men's World Championship Title Match

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 mbt2			00:00	02:02	02:02	30(+0)	0	CubicalSucrose
02 Leadthumb		00:00	08:16	08:16	23(+7)	2	ddinkins
03 Wiggly Wayne DDS	00:34	08:06	07:32	25(+3)	0	That DICK!
04 CubicalSucrose	01:12	13:44	12:32	17(+10)	3	TheSwizzler
05 ddinkins		01:48	08:59	07:11	22(+4)	2	Mekchu
06 Pewdiepie		02:24	02:44	00:20	29(-4)	0	Leadthumb
07 Mekchu		03:00	11:26	08:25	19(+5)	3	Cavauro
08 Jose			03:37	05:57	02:20	26(-3)	0	Mekchu
09 dromal phrenia	04:13	05:29	01:16	28(-6)	0	Leadthumb
10 Eat The Rich		04:59	05:29	00:36	27(-6)	0	Mekchu
11 That DICK!		06:32	15:40	09:08	15(+5)	0	TheSwizzler
12 FilthyImp		06:68	07:41	00:43	24(-5)	0	ddinkins
13 Subjunctive		07:44	09:00	01:16	21(-3)	0	CubicalSucrose
14 ilmucche		08:41	12:36	03:55	18(-1)	0	That DICK!
15 Fellis		09:18	22:27	13:09	7 (+9)	4	Autisanal Cheese
16 The Saddest Rhino	09:54	19:27	09:34	13(+2)	1	FurnaceFace / Vyelkin
17 your friend sk	10:30	10:58	00:28	20(-6)	0	CubicalSucrose
18 Cavauro		11:06	--:--	14:27	1 (+12)	4	
19 TheSwizzler		12:02	19:58	07:56	11(+1)	3	FurnaceFace
20 Buschmaki		12:41	15:06	02:25	16(-5)	0	Fellis
21 Kild			13:52	19:32	05:40	12(-2)	0	TheSwizzler
22 MacheteZombie	14:55	18:28	03:33	14(-5)	0	The Saddest Rhino
23 Vyelkin		16:08	24:12	06:04	8 (+0)	1*	Fellis
24 FurnaceFace		16:54	20:15	03:21	10(-3)	2*	Fellis
25 prayer group		19:32	22:02	02:30	9 (-3)	0	Fellis
26 Danaru		20:36	24:33	04:57	2 (+3)	0	Cavauro
27 Autisanal Cheese	21:12	24:50	03:38	4 (+0)	1	Shinjobi
28 Shinjobi		21:48	24:56	03:08	3 (+3)	1	Cavauro
29 Ohtori Akio		22:25	23:41	01:16	5 (-3)	1	Cavauro
30 FirstnameLastname	23:06	23:29	00:23	6 (-5)	0	Ohtori Akio

Outcome: #18 Cavauro wins (in 26 minutes and 8 seconds)
Note: *FurnaceFace and Vyelkin Eliminated The Saddest Rhino together
Note: That DICK! was eliminated through the middle rope, but it was still ruled legal because "for him the middle rope is the top rope"
Note: Entrants 1 and 2 both count as 1 for rank gain purposes, leading to a +1 total

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Aug 16, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 10:23

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

3rd Exhibition Stream (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
17th of July 2023

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:03:13
Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes win by Grassy Knowles forcing Metis of the Hallway to tap out (in 9 minutes and 32 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 0:19:57
TFF (Cavauro / ghosthorse) vs ADTRW (FilthyImp / Namtab)
Outcome: TFF wins by ghosthorse forcing Namtab to tap out (in 17 minutes as 34 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 0:45:08
IGgy IGsen vs Buschmaki
Outcome: IGy IGsen wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 56 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match 0:52:44
ilmucche vs Jose
Outcome: ilmucche wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 9 seconds)

Triple Threat (Falls Count Anywhere) Match 1:03:00
ddinkins vs Shinjobi vs your friend sk
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pinning Shinjobi (in 11 minutes and 35 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 10:50

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan Debut (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
18th of July 2023

Dark Matches:

Normal Rules (?) Match 0:03:06
Crescent Wrench vs Spooder-Mun
Outcome: Spooder-Mun wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 40 seconds)

Card Matches:

1v3 Handicap Tag Team Match 0:19:50
Harold Fjord vs Buschmaki / CubicalSucrose / Fellis
Special Outcome: If Harold Fjord wins he gets a title match
Outcome: CubicalSucrose win it for their team by pinning Harold Fjord (in 7 minutes an 0 seconds)

4-way Tornado Tag Match 0:34:43
ePa (dormal phrenia / TheSwizzler) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Punching Is Praxis (Eat The Rich / Jose) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi)
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Men's Tag Team Title Match
Outcome: Plumbing and Plundering wins by Shinjobi pinning FutonForensic (in 7 minutes an 14 seconds)

Submission match (?) 0:48:41
Malsangoroth vs Namtab
Special Stipulation: If Malsangoroth win they take Namtab's spot in the 4-4-4 Tournament
Outcome: Malsangoroth wins by pin (???) (in 4 minutes an 10 seconds)
Note: The match was supposed to be between Mal and Solefald, when Namtab became the opponent the special stipulation was added
it was also after the first 4-4-4 match on the card but Swizzler either forgot or chose to change it

Fatal 4-way Match (4-4-4 Tournament) 0:57:17
Ammat the Ankh vs GateOfD vs Dr. Cool Aids vs ghosthorse
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the 4-4-4 final where the winner qualifies for the Women's Championship Title Match
Outcome: Ammat the Ankh win by pinning GateOfD (in 9 minutes an 18 seconds)

4-way Tornado Tag Match 1:13:33
PSP Oildome (ilmucche / Mekchu) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs Team Imp Zone (ARGHPLEASENONONONO / tmfc) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Men's Tag Team Title Match
Outcome: PSP Oildome wind by ilmucche forcing FirstnameLastname to tap out (in 6 minutes an 55 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match (4-4-4 Tournament) 1:28:06
Grassy Knowles vs roxy vs Lady Radia vs Leraika
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the 4-4-4 final where the winner qualifies for the Women's Championship Title Match
Outcome: Leraika wins by pinning Grassy Knowles (in 9 minutes an 11 seconds)

Moderator Steel Cage Match
Danaru vs MacheteZombie vs The Saddest Rhino1:44:21
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by pinning the Saddest Rhino (in 11 minutes an 27 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 11:18

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon Debut (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
20th of July 2023

Dark Matches:

Tag Team match 0:01:46
Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by your friend sk forcing lobster shirt to tap out (in 15 minutes and 10 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match 0:20:26
BRJurgis vs copy
Outcome: copy wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 12 seconds)

Card Matches:

4-way Tornado Tag Match 0:33:46
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik37) vs GURPS Jerks (Cthulu Carl / Fellis) vs Large Loser Models (Subjunctive / Wiggle Wayne DDS)
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Men's Tag Team Title Match
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by ddinkins pinning Wiggle Wayne DDS (in 8 minutes and 41 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match (4-4-4 Tournament) 0:48:39
marumaru vs Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway vs sb hermit
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the 4-4-4 final where the winner qualifies for the Women's Championship Title Match
Outcome: sb hermit wins by pinning Metis of the Hallway (in 8 minutes and 0 seconds)

6-man Extreme Rules (?) Match (Greenhorn Division) 1:02:00
Crescent Wrench vs FurnaceFace vs hot cocoa on the couch vs Hot Diggity! vs Spooder-Mun vs Tarquinn
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Harcore Flamewar Title Match
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins by pinning Spooder-Mun (in 3 minutes and 25 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match (4-4-4 Tournament) 1:15:27
Malsangoroth vs Solefald vs symbolic vs verbal enema
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the 4-4-4 final where the winner qualifies for the Women's Championship Title Match
Outcome: symbolic wins by pinning verbal enema (in 10 minutes and 0 seconds)

6-man Extreme Rules (?) Match (Wildcard Division) 1:31:51
FilthyImp vs IGgy IGsen vs prayer group vs Suplex Liberace vs That DICK! vs Vyelkin
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Harcore Flamewar Title Match
Outcome: prayer group wins by pinning Suplex Liberace (in 7 minutes and 47 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:47:44
Cavauro / Sube vs Pungry / Boba Pearl
Outcome: Boba Pearl win it for their team by pinning Sube (in 8 minutes and 20 seconds)

6-man Extreme Rules (?) Match ( Veteran Division) 2:02:47
Leadthumb vs Major Isoor vs mbt2 vs Pewdiepie vs tawal vs Tenkaris
Special Stipulation: Winner qualifies for the Harcore Flamewar Title Match
Outcome: mbt2 wins by pinning Leadthumb (in 9 minutes and 13 seconds)

Extra Matches:

Normal Rules Match 2:22:28
Tarquinn vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 27 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Aug 16, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 11:56

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Saturday Matinee #1 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
22nd of July 2023
Note: Saturday Matinee has been renamed to just Matinee and will no longer be just on saturdays

Dark Matches:

Normal Rules Match 0:03:20
Lady Radia vs symbolic
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 18 seconds)

Card Matches:

Normal Rules Match 0:13:46
CubicalSucrose vs Wiggly Wayne DDS
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 27 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 0:23:45
copy / sb hermit vs Suplex Liberace / Sisal Two-Step
Outcome: sb hermit wins it for their team by pinning Sisal Two-Step (in 18 minutes and 26 seconds)

2v3 Handicap Tag Team Match 0:47:48
ePa (dromal phrenia / IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler) vs team USPol (BRJurgis / Harold Fjord)
Outcome: USPol wins by BRJurgis pinning dormal phrenia (in 14 minutes and 3 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 1:05:23
lobster shirst vs MacheteZombie
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 13 seconds)

Tag Team Match 1:12:43
ADTRW (GateOfD / marumaru) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Ammat the Ankh pinning GateOfD (in 5 minutes and 25 seconds)

6-man 3v3 Tag Team Match 1:25:30
ADTRW (FilthyImp / Kild / Shinjobi) vs CSPAM (Eat The Rich / Jose / Zodium)
Outcome: ADTRW wins by Kild pinning Zodium (in 24 minutes and 48 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Aug 18, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 12:21

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Tuesday Night Titan #2 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
25th of July 2023

Dark Matches:

Normal Rules Match 0:02:41
Sube vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wind by Pin (in 7 minutes and 23 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 0:14:31
Hot Diggity! vs Vyelkin
Oucome: Hot Diggity! wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 41 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 0:28:25
Crescent Wrench vs Super Sweet Best Pal
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by KO (submission) (in 6 minutes and 40 seconds)

Backstage Brawl 0:39:14
Grassy Knowles vs verbal enema
Outcome: Grassy Knowles wins by KO (in 5 minutes and 9 seconds)

Card Matches:

8-man Extreme Rules Match 0:45:55
BRJurgis vs Buschmaki vs dromal phrenia vs HaschelCedrickson vs Jeremor vs Jose vs Ohtori Akio vs Zodium
Outcome: Zodium wins by pinning dromal phrenia (in 11 minutes and 38 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match 1:07:59
Dr. Cool Aids vs ghosthorse vs Grassy Knowles vs Solefald
Outcome: Solefald wins by pinning Dr. Cool Aids (in 8 minutes and 15 seconds)

6-man 3v3 Tag Team Match 1:22:36
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) / prayer group vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi) / mbt2
Outcome: Shinjobi wins it for their team by pinning prayer group (in 45 minutes and 1 seconds)

Tag Team Match 2:14:10
copy / The Saddest Rhino vs Two For Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry)
Outcome: Two For Hooking win by The Saddest Rhino getting counted out (in 18 minutes and 40 seconds)

No Holds Barred Match (?) (Rival action might have changed it to regular rules?) 2:39:04
Megamissen vs Namtab
Special Stipulation: If ADTRW Leader Namtab loses, a match will be held for ADTRW leadership
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission (in 7 minutes and 39 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Referee K.O. 2

Tag Team Match 2:48:47
PSP Oildome (ilmucche / Mekchu) vs Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie)
Outcome: Soyplex City wins by FilthyImp pinning ilmucche (in 13 minutes and 51 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Ladder Match (4-4-4 Tournament Final) 3:07:28
Ammat the Ankh vs Leraika vs sb hermit vs symbolic
Special Stipulation: The winner qualifies for the Women's World Championship Title Match
Outcome: Leraika wins by getting the briefcase (in 8 minutes and 41 seconds)

Extra Matches:

Normal Rules Match 3:24:51
InexplicableHumblebrag vs Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Outcome: InexplicableHumblebrag wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 26 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Nov 8, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 13:00

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #2 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
27th of July 2023

Dark Matches

8-man Battle Royale 0:04:40
AARGHPLEASENONONONO vs Crescent Wrench vs Danaru vs Eat the Rich vs lobster shirt vs Super Sweet Best Pal vs tawal vs That DICK!
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07:32 Danaru eliminates That Dick!
08:04 Eat The Rich eliminates Crescent Wrench
08:06 tawal eliminates Super Sweet Best Pal
08:09 Eat The Rich eliminates AARGHPLEASENONONONO
08:54 Danaru eliminates tawal
09:42 Danaru eliminates Eat The Rich
10:03 lobster shirt eliminates Danaru
---
Outcome: lobster shirt wins (in 10 minutes and 4 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 0:25:40
DarksydePhil vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: DarksydePhil wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 39 seconds)

Backstage Brawl 0:40:02
Cavauro vs Pungry
Outcome: Pungry wins by KO (in 6 minutes and 20 seconds)

Card Matches

Tables Match 0:49:38
Harold Fjord vs Tenkaris
Special Stipulation: If Harold Fjord wins he gets a title match (swizzler cunningly did not specify which title)
Outcome: Harold Fjord wins by putting Tenkaris through a table (in 3 minutes and 9 seconds)
Note: in the card it said this would be a falls count anywhere match, blame swizzler

6-woman 3v3 Tag Team Match (with KO) 0:57:31
ADTRW (Malsangoroth / marumaru / verbal enema) vs The Hall monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) / Snooze Cruise
---
05:29 verbal enema KO:s roxy
09:16 marumaru KO:s Metis of the Hallway
12:57 Malsangoroth KO:s Snooze Cruise
---
Outcome: ADTRW wins by KO:ing the other team (in 12 minutes and 58 seconds)

Triple Threat Tornado Tag Match 1:15:14
ePa (TheSwizzler / IGgy IGsen) vs Team Imp Zone (Leadthumb / Major Isoor) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Outcome: The Brigade wins by Vincent Van Goatse pinning Major Isoor (in 16 minutes and 3 seconds)

Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match 1:36:07
Boba Pearl vs Lady Radia vs Sisal Two Step
Outcome: Boba Pearl Wins by pinning Lady Radia (in 21 minutes and 51 seconds)

Extreme Rules Tag Team Match 2:02:41
Team GBS (hot cocoa on the couch / Tarquinn) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Outcome: Team GBS wins by hot cocoa on the couch pinning FutonForensic (in 5 minutes and 26 seconds)

Modmin Triple Threat 2:13:30
Cavauro vs MacheteZombie vs Vyelkin
Outcome: Vyelkin wins by pinning MacheteZombie (in 9 minutes and 58 seconds)

6-man 3v3 Tornado Tag 2:29:28
Video Games (Hazamuth / Insetik47 / Spooder-Mun) vs YOSPOS (Jeffrey of YOSPOS / Subjunctive / Wiggle Wayne DDS)
Outcome: YOSPOS wins by Jeffrey of YOSPOS forcing Spooder-Mun to tap out (in 14 minutes and 29 seconds)

Extra Matches:

1v2 Handicap Tornado Tag Match 2:49:52
Jeffrey of YOSPOS vs Large Looser Models (Subjunctive / Wiggle Wayne DDS)
Special Stipulation: Jeffrey of YOSPOS is kicked out of YOSPOS!
Outcome: Large Looser Models win by Subjunctive pinning Jeffrey of YOSPOS (in 5 minutes and 59 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Jul 29, 2023 13:34

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Saturday Matinee #2 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
Note: Saturday Matinee has been renamed to just Matinee and will no longer be just on saturdays

Dark Matches

Normal Rules Match 0:07:50
Leadthumb vs The Swizzler
Outcome: Leadthumb wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 5 seconds)
Prop Bet: How many nut shots? A: 0 / B: 1-2 / C 3+ (Result: 1)

Card Matches

6-man 2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match 0:18:19
Team CD (Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Outcome: Team CD wins by Crescent Wrench KO:ing (submission) Super Sweet Best Pal (in 9 minutes and 46 seconds)
Prop Bet: Who will make the pin? (Result: Crescent Wrench)

Normal Rules Match 0:36:22
FilthyImp vs tmfc
Outcome: tmfc wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 46 seconds)
Prop bet: Will someone bleed? (Result: No)

Tripple Threat 0:47:20
Grassy Knowles vs Toph Bei Fong vs verbal enema
Outcome: verbal enema wins by pinning Grassy Knowles (in 16 minutes and 54 seconds)
Prop Bet: Who gets pinned? (Result: Grassy Knowles)

Tag Team Match 1:11:15
ePa (dormal phrenia / IGgy IGsen) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / That DICK!)
Outcome: Wrestlehut 2000 wins by KungFu Grip KO:ing (submission) dormal phrenia (in 5 minutes and 5 seconds)
Prop Bet: Will Mid Show (ThatDICK!) hit the choke slam? (Result: No)
Note: dromal phrenia was not really knocked out, probably due to the submission used (octopus stretch)

1v3 Handicap Tag Team Match - Ring of Dishonor 1:20:37
BRJurgis (belt holder) vs CubicalSucrose / Danaru / Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Danaru wins it for their team by pinning BRJurgis (in 10 minutes and 18 seconds)
Prop Bet: Will BRJurgis survive longer than 5 minutes? (Result: Yes)
Bonus Prop Bet: Will BRJurgis win? (Result: No)

Hell in a Cell Match 1:39:38
Buschmaki vs neoaxd
Outcome: neoaxd wins by submission (in 11 minutes and 58 seconds)
Prop Bet: Will some be sent off the top of or through the cage? (Result: No)

Extra Matches

Regular Rules Match (50% Health, 5 second count out) 1:56:16
GateOfD vs sb hermit
Outcome: sb hermit wins by KO (in 2 minutes and 19 seconds)
Prop Bet: How will the match end? Pin / Submission / KO / Count Out / DQ (Result: KO)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Sep 3, 2023

# ? Jul 30, 2023 10:43

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan #3 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
1st of August 2023

Dark Matches

Mixed Tag Team Match (KO:s on) 0:06:12
VG (Spooder-Mun / Metis of the Hallway) vs PYF (FirstnameLastname / Ammat the Ankh)
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway wins it for their team by KO:ing Ammat the Ankh (in 9 minutes and 6 seconds)
Note: Match had to be restarted because Swizzler forgot to set himself as observer and Amnat the Ankh immidietly pinned the uncontrolled Metis of the Hallway

Card Matches
(Note: Match order is different from the card)

8-person 4v4 Tag Team Match (KO:s on) 0:23:06
IMP ZONE (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic) / Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs ADTRW (GateOfD / marumaru /verbal enema / Sube)
Outcome: Dr. Cool AIds wins it for their team by KO:ing GateOfD (9 minutes and 37 seconds)

Normal Rules Match (with managers) 0:39:18
Cthulu Carl (Fellis) vs your friend sk (FutonForensic)
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 51 seconds)

8-person 4v4 Tag Team Match (KO:s on) 0:50:03
dromal phrenia / MacheteZombie / Suplex Liberace / That DICK! vs Buschmaki / CubicalSucrose / Leadthumb / Vincent van Goatse
Outcome: Suplex Liberace wins it for their team by KO:ing Leadthumb (in 6 minutes and 3 seconds)

Triple Threat Match 1:06:56
FurnaceFace vs Ohtori Akio vs prayer group
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by pinning prayer group (in 19 minutes and 27 seconds)

Faction Warfare (KO:s on) 1:31:06
ADTRW (Kild / Pewdiepie / Shinjobi) vs PSP Oildome (Mekchu / Suplex Liberace) / The Saddest Rhino
---
08:29 Suplex Liberace KO:s Kild
10:21 Mekchu KO:s Pewdiepie
12:29 Suplex Liberace KO:s Shinjobi
---
Outcome: PSP Oildome / The Saddest Rhino wins by KO:ing the other team (in 12 minutes and 29 seconds)
Note: One of Suplex liberace's appearences were probably meant for ilmucche

Triple Threat Match 1:50:36
Crescent Wrench vs KungFu Grip vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Creascent Wrench wins by KO:ing (submission) KungFu Grip (in 7 minutes and 34 seconds)

Normal Rules Match (?) (Was supposed to be a Last Woman Standing but the rival action changed it?) 2:03:32
roxy vs Namtab
Outcome: Namtab wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 34 seconds)
Note: Rival action: Mutual Agression

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Jul 30, 2023 21:57

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan #4 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
8th of August 2023

Dark Matches

Backstage Brawl
Fellis vs TheSwizzler 0:03:47
Special Stipulation: Winner gets the Disney Lorcana Gencon promo pack found on the ground and will sell it on Ebay
Outcome: Fellis wins by KO (in 5 minutes and 21 seconds)
Note: Match may have been over MtG cards found on the ground instead?

Card Matches

Tag Team Match 0:10:19
Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) vs Team USPol (BRJurgis / Harold Fjord)
Special Stipulation: The Ring of Dishonor is not on the line
Outcome: USPol wins by Harold Fjord pinning Pewdiepie (in 15 minutes and 48 seconds)
Note: Whoever wins we lose

Fatal 4-way Match 0:30:28
Grassy Knowles vs Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway vs symbolic
Outcome: Megamissen wins by forcing symbolic to tap out (in 8 minutes and 45 seconds)

Submission Match 0:46:10
CubicalSucrose vs ilmucche
Outcome: ilmucche wins by submission (in 7 minutes and 27 seconds)

Faction Warfare Elimination 1:00:11
PSP (Fake) (neoaxd / That DICK!) / PSP (Shoot) (Mekchu) vs CSPAM (copy / Jose / lobster shirt)
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11:56 That DICK! KO:s lobster shirt
17:21 Mekchu KO:s copy
19:17 That DICK! KO:s Jose
---
Outcome: PSP (Fake / Shoot) wins by KO:ing the other team (in 19 minutes and 18 seconds)

Triple Threat Match 1:27:19
Buschmaki vs Cavauro vs Jeremor
Special Stipulation: Who is the most american football?
Outcome: Buschmaki wins by pinning Jeremor (in 20 minutes and 21 seconds)

6-woman Match 1:53:24
Boba Pearl vs GateOfD vs ghosthorse vs roxy vs Lady Radia vs Toph Bei Fong
Special Stipulation: Winner gets a cool hat
Outcome: roxy wins by pinning Boba Pearl (in 16 minutes and 50 seconds)
Note: Namtab may have rigged the match

8-man Ladder Match 2:20:47
AARGHPLEASENONONO vs Crescent Wrench vs Danaru vs KungFu Grip vs Spooder-Mun vs Tenkaris vs tmfc vs Vyelkin
Special Stipulation: Winner gets #10 draw in the In Your Haus Royal Rumble
Outcome: Danaru wins by getting the briefcase (in 6 minutes and 34 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:00

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Character Creation Bonus Stream #1 (twitch vod part 1) (twitch vod part 2)
9th of August 2023
Note: This stream is not canon

Normal Rules Match
ddinkins vs Tias
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pin

Normal Rules Match
baka fwocka fwame vs barnold
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pin

Normal Rules Match
biosterous vs TheSwizzler
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins by pin

20-woman Royal Rumble

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	#Elim'd	Eliminator
01 Toph Bei Fong	00:00	09:01	09:01	15(+5)	1	Lady Radia
02 ghosthorse		00:00	01:28	01:28	20(+0)	0	Toph Bei Fong	
03 baka fwocka fwame	00:36	12:32	11:56	10(+8)	5	Megamissen
04 Megamissen		01:12	20:22	19:10	4 (+13)	5	roxy
05 Leraika		01:49	06:56	05:07	17(-1)	0	baka focka fwame
06 Dr. Cool Aids	02:25	10:11	07:46	14(+1)	0	baka fwocka fwame
07 sb hermit		03:01	03:27	00:26	19(-5)	0	baka fwocka fwame
08 marumaru		03:37	05:20	01:43	18(-5)	0	baka fwocka fwame
09 symbolic		04:14	12:19	08:05	11(+1)	0	sube
10 Grassy Knowles	04:50	12:10	07:20	12(-1)	0	Lady Radia	
11 Namtab		06:23	08:24	02:01	16(-6)	0	Megamissen
12 Lady Radia		08:02	15:19	07:17	8 (+1)	2	Boba Pearl
13 Solefald		09:32	11:37	02:05	13(-5)	0	baka fwocka fwame
14 sube			10:09	20:18	10:09	5 (+2)	1	Megamissen
15 Sisal Two-Step	11:13	12:57	01:44	9 (-3)	0	Megamissen
16 verbal enema		12:45	15:09	03:34	7 (-2)	0	Boba Pearl
17 roxy			13:21	--:--	12:12	1 (+3)	2
18 Boba Pearl		13:58	22:25	08:27	3 (+0)	2	Snooze Cruise
19 Snooze Cruise	14:35	25:33	10:58	2 (+0)	1	roxy
20 barnold		15:11	19:50	04:39	6 (-5)	0	Megamissen

Outcome: #17 roxy wins (in 25 minutes and 34 seconds)
Note: Entrants 1 and 2 both count as 1 for rank gain purposes, leading to a +1 total

Normal Rules Match
Pungry vs prayer group
Outcome: Pungry wins by pin

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Aug 10, 2023 14:05

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #3 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
10th of August 2023

Dark Matches

Backstage Brawl 0:00:10
Snooze Cruise vs Sube
Special Stipulation: Sube said Raku sucks!
Outcome: Sube wins by KO (in 5 minutes and 46 seconds)

Card Matches

Tag Team Match 0:08:04
MacheteZombie / TheSaddestRhino vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by Austisinal Cheese pinning MacheteZombie (in 23 minutes and 39 seconds)

4-way Tornado Tag Match 0:36:40
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs Two For Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins by HaschelCedrickson pinning Insetik47 (in 8 minutes and 19 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match 0:52:04
Dr. Cool Aids vs Leraika
Outcome: Leraika wins by pin (in 18 minutes and 29 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 1:14:43
ADTRW (Shinjobi / sb hermit) vs GBS (Tarquinn / Solefald)
Outcome: GBS wins by DQ after Shinjobi hit Solefald (in 5 minutes and 12 seconds)
Note: As punishment Shinjobi has to face Filthyimp for his spot on In Your Haus and will be suspended the week following the PPV event

Normal Rules Match 1:28:00
Hot Diggity! vs IGgy IGsen
Special Stipulation: Skeleton fight!
Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 17 seconds)

Triple Threat 1:42:36
Kild vs Ohtori Akio vs Tawal
Special Stipulation: Pretty man battle!
Outcome: Kild wins by pinning Tawal (in 21 minutes and 31 seconds)

1v3 Handicap Match 2:10:58
Namtab vs Malsangoroth / marumaru / verbal enema
Outcome: Malsangoroth wins it for their team by pinning Namtab (in 13 minutes and 58 seconds)

Extra Matches

Falls Count Anywhere Match 2:29:19
FilthyImp vs Shinjobi
Special Stipulation: If FilthyImp wins he takes Shinjobi's place at In Your Haus
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 43 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 15, 2023

# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:34

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Character Creation Bonus Stream #2
10th or 11th of August 2023
Note: The stream came on after Thursday Neon #3 so it may have started after midnight Swizzler time
Note: This stream is not canon

Regular Rules Match
Cthulu Carl vs ThatBasqueGuy
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin

Regular Rules Match
Bastard Tetris vs hot cocoa on the couch
Outcome: Bastard Tetris wins by pin

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Aug 11, 2023

# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:39

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

In Your Haus PPV
13th of August 2023

Dark Matches

Triple Threat 0:04:10
baka fwocka fwame vs barnold vs Snooze Cruise
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pinning Snooze Cruise (in 10 minutes and 17 seconds

Card Matches

20-man Royal Rumble 19:21
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Hardcore Flamewar Belt

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 ThatBasqueGuy	00:00	01:12	01:12	20(+0)	0	lobster shirt
02 Inexplic.Humblebrag	00:00	03:44	03:44	19(+1)	0	KungFu Grip			
03 lobster shirt	00:36	10:08	09:32	13(+5)	1	Crescent Wrench	
04 Crescent Wrench	01:12	17:00	15:48	6 (+11)	4	Tias
05 FilthyImp		01:49	04:32	02:43	18(-2)	0	Crescent Wrench
06 KungFu Grip		02:25	13:44	11:19	7 (+8)	4	Tias
07 Larry Parrish	03:01	04:36	01:35	17(-3)	0	tmfc
08 tmfc			03:37	04:57	01:20	16(-3)	1	KungFu Grip
09 neoaxd		04:13	08:53	04:40	14(-2)	0	Tawal
10 Jeremor		05:03	06:20	01:17	15(-4)	0	Crescent Wrench
11 Tawal		05:40	12:51	07:11	9 (+1)	2	Spooder-Mun
12 Vyelkin		06:14	11:25	05:11	10(-1)	0	Tawal
13 ARRGHPLEASENONONONO	06:52	10:31	03:39	12(-4)	0	KungFu Grip
14 Zodium		07:29	11:03	03:34	11(-4)	0	KungFu Grip
15 biosterous		10:01	--:--	11:01	1 (+5)	1
16 Hot Diggity!		11:11	13:19	02:08	8 (-3)	0	Crescent Wrench
17 Tias			11:47	17:52	06:05	4 (+0)	2	Danaru
18 Spooder-Mun		12:23	18:49	06:26	3 (+0)	1	Danaru
19 Bastard Tetris	13:00	17:17	04:17	5 (-3)	0	Danaru
20 Danaru		14:01	21:02	07:01	2 (-1)	3	biosterous

Outcome: biosterous wins (after 21 minutes and 3 seconds)

8-man 2v2v2v2 Faction Elimination Match 0:46:13
CSPAM (Eat The Rich / Jose) vs ePa (IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler) vs GBS (hot cocoa on the couch / Tarquinn) vs PYF (FirstnameLastname / Tenkaris)
---
03:41 Tarquinn pins Eat the Rich
04:23 TheSwizzler KO:s Jose
06:14 Tarquinn KO:s FirstnameLastname
07:26 Tarquinn KO:s Tenkaris
07:57 hot cocoa on the couch KO:s IGgy IGsen
11:22 Tarquinn KO:s TheSwizzler
---
Outcome: GBS wins (in 11 minutes and 22 seconds)

Fatal 4-way 1:06:27
ghosthorse vs Lady Radia vs Sisal Two-Step vs Solefald
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Women's World Championship Belt
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pinning Sisal Two-Step (in 11 minutes and 59 seconds)

4-way Tornado Tag Match 1:25:13
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) vs GURPS Jerks (Cthulu Carl / Fellis) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal)
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Men's Tag Team Belts
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins by Super Sweet Best Pal pinning Insetik47 (in 7 minutes and 30 Seconds)

Tag Team Match 1:39:16
Jeffrey of YOSPOS / Wintertime vs Large Loser Models (Subjunctive / Wiggle Wayne DDS)
Special Stipulation: Grudge Match - Jeffrey of YOSPOS got kicked out of YOSPOS by Large Loser Models
Outcome: Jeffrey of YOSPOS wins it for their team by forcing Wiggly Wayne DDS to tap out
Note: Wintertime was on the card as Mystery Partner (in 20 minutes and 36 seconds)

6-woman Battle Royale 2:05:17
GateOfD vs Malsangoroth vs marumaru vs Namtab vs sb hermit vs verbal enema
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes leader of ADTRW and choose a tag team that will be #1 contender for the Women's Tag Team Belt
---
02:55 GateOfD eliminates verbal enema
08:46 Malsangoroth eliminates Namtab
09:33 GateOfD eliminates Malsangoroth
12:13 marumaru eliminates GateOfD
12:55 sb hermit eliminates marumaru
---
Outcome: sb hermit wins (after 12 minutes and 56 seconds)
Note: Was originally supposed to be a regular 6-way but was restarted as a battle royale due to technical difficulties
Note: 7 second pause accounted for

8-man Ladder Match - :10bux:

Money In The Bank 2:36:48
Buschmaki vs CubicalSucrose vs That DICK! vs dromal phrenia vs Leadthumb vs MacheteZombie vs Suplex Liberace vs Vincent Van Goatse
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by getting the briefcase (in 12 minutes and 47 seconds)

Triple Threat Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 3:01:13
BRJurgis (beld holder) vs Harold Fjord vs Ohtori Akio
Special Stipulation: If BRJurgis or Harold Fjord wins Ohtori Akio has to leave CCCC
If Ohtori Akio wins BRJurgis has to leave CCCC
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by pinning BRJurgis (in 10 minutes and 4 seconds)

Triple Threat Tables Match - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Belt 3:16:55
FurnaceFace vs mbt2 vs prayer group
Outcome: prayer group win by putting mbt2 through a table (in 4 minutes and 29 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 3:28:42
copy vs Major Isoor vs Pewdiepie vs The Saddest Rhino
Outcome: The Saddest Rhino wins by pinning Pewdiepie (in 8 minutes and 28 seconds)

8-woman 2v2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Ladder Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Belts 3:46:15
The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs Rock the Vote (Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong) vs IMP ZONE (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Outcome: The Hall Monitors win by Metis of the Hallway getting the briefcase (in 7 minutes and 45 seconds)

6-man 2v2v2 Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Belts 4:00:02
PSP Oildome (ilmucche / Mekchu) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by ddinkins pinning ilmucche (in 8 minutes and 26 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt 4:14:12
Cavauro vs Pungry
Outcome: Pungry wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 56 seconds)

Triple Threat Hell In A Cell - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 4:28:28
Boba Pearl vs Leraika vs Sube
Outcome: Leraika wins by pinning Boba Pearl (after 12 minutes and 8 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Aug 14, 2023 18:57

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan #5 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
15th of August

Dark Matches

Special Rules Match: Nutshot Match 0:05:30
TheSwizzler vs Tarquinn
Special Stipulation: The competitor who does a nutshot wins
Outcome: Tarquinn wins by Special Stipulation (in 3 minutes and 25 seconds)

Card Matches:

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:13:26
FilthyImp vs BRJurgis (belt holder)
Outcome: BRJurgis wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 38 seconds)

Regular Rules Match (manager) 0:24:25
Boba Pearl vs Snooze Cruise (Leraika)
Outcome: Snooze Cruise wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 30 seconds)

8-Man Battle Royale 0:36:37
Tias vs Bastard Tetris vs neoaxd vs Spooder-Mun vs Mekchu vs Cthulu Carl vs That DICK! vs FirstnameLastname
Special Stipulation: Winner gets some sick-rear end sneakers
---
03:31 Bastard Tetris eliminates Tias
03:31 That DICK! eliminates Cthulu Carl
04:36 That DICK! eliminates Bastard Tetris
05:38 Mekchu eliminates FirstnameLastname
05:57 That DICK! eliminates Mekchu
08:45 Spooder-Mun eliminates That DICK!
09:54 neoaxd eliminates Spooder-Mun
---
Outcome: neoaxd wins (in 9 minutes and 55 seconds)
Note: Cthulu Carl was thrown out before Tias but because of the different methods (corner vs fireman carry finisher) the Tias card disappeared slightly earlier

8-woman 2v2v2v2 Faction Elimination Match 0:57:12
ADTRW (GatesofD / malsangoroth) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic) vs Yob Squad (barnold / baka fwocka fwame) vs Rock the Vote (Megamissen vs Toph Bei Fong)
---
06:09 barnold eliminates Dr. Cool Aids
06:37 barnold eliminates Malsangoroth
08:33 symbolic eliminates baka fwocka fwame
08:52 symbolic eliminates GateOfD
10:24 barnold eliminates Toph Bei Fong
11:26 symbolic eliminates Megamissen
11:56 barnold eliminates symbolic
---
Outcome: Yob Squad wins (in 11 minutes and 56 seconds)

Triple Threat - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF belt 1:15:01
The Saddest Rhino (beld holder) vs Crescent Wrench vs ThatBasqueGuy
Outcome: Crescent Wrench win by KO:ing (submission) The Saddest Rhino (in 11 minutes and 24 seconds)

No Holds Barred (manager) 1:33:21
Namtab (sb hermit) vs Metis of the Hallway (roxy)
Outcome: Metis of the Hallway win by pin (in 3 minutes and 46 seconds)

Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Belts 1:42:43
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) (belt holders) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel win by HaschelCedrickson pinning ddinkins (in 34 minutes and 1 seconds)

Regual Rules Match (manager) 2:22:12
MatcheteZombie vs FurnaceFace (w/Pungry)
Outcome: Machetezombie wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 57 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:35:15
Harold Fjord vs Zaurg
Outcome: Zaurg won by KO (submission) (in 5 minutes and 53 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by CubicalSucrose
Note: Zaurg was billed as A Special Guest from Business, Finance and Careers

Extra Matches:

Normal Rules Match 2:46:49
copy vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Ohtori Akio wins by win (in 6 minutes and 29 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Mar 13, 2024

# ? Aug 16, 2023 10:12

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #4 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
17th of August 2023

Dark Matches:

Regular Rules Match 0:01:51
Cavauro vs Hazamuth
Outcome: Hazamuth win by pin (in 4 minutes and 5 seconds)

Card Matches:

Regular Rules Match 0:10:15
ghosthorse vs Sisal Two-Step
Outcome: Sisal Two-Step win by pin (in 6 minutes and 11 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 0:20:53
Danaru / W.T. Fits vs hot cocoa on the couch / Solefald
Outcome: Danaru wins it for their team by KO:ing hot cocoa on the couch (in 7 minutes and 13 seconds)

Sumission Match 0:33:39
marumaru vs roxy
Outcome: roxy win by pin (in 5 minutes and 50 seconds)

Normal Rules Match 0:43:20
Subjunctive vs Wiggly Wayne DDS
Special Stipulation: Loser accepts the blame for losing to Jeffrey of YOSPOS and Wintertime
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne win by pin (in 6 minutes and 44 seconds)

4-way Tables Match 1:01:52
KungFu Grip vs IGgy IGsen vs ilmucche vs Fellis
Special Stipulations: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Hardcore Flamewar Belt
Outcome: KungFu Grip wins by putting ilmucche through a table (in 2 minutes and 41 seconds)
Note: Match was restarted due to unintentionally being a regual fatal 4-way match

Regular Rules Match - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:06:51
biosterous vs Prayer Group
Outcome: biosterous win by pin (in 4 minutes and 51 seconds)
Note: The match was supposed to be an extreme rules match, but Swizzler chose not to restart it

Ladder Match - :real:

Unofficial and Unsanctioned SAW Baton Club Presidency 1:16:58
Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway
Special Stipulation: If Megamissen win they get Metis of the Hallway's baton
Outcome: Megamissen wins by getting the Briefcase (in 5 minutes and 56 seconds)

Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match 1:26:58
Insetik47 vs your friend sk vs dromal phrenia
Outcome: Insetik47 wins by pinning your friend sk (in 11 minutes and 5 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 1:43:12
Lady Radia vs Leraika (belt holder)
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 10 seconds)

Extra Matches:

Backstage Brawl 1:57:28
Suplex Liberace vs FutonForensic
Special Stipulation: They are fighting over weed
Outcome: Futon Forensic wins by KO (in 3 mintues and 48 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:48

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Matinee House Show #3 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
20th of August 2023

Tables Match 0:05:48
Kild vs mbt2
Outcome: mbt2 wins by putting Kild through a table (in 9 minutes and 36 seconds)

Tag Team Match 0:17:46
verbal enema / Sube vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Grassy Knowles forcing Sube to tap out (in 11 minutes and 20 seconds)

Triple Threat 0:36:45
Vyelkin vs Tawal vs Jeremor
Outcome: Vyelkin wins by KO:ing Tawal (in 5 minutes and 16 seconds)

No Hold Barred 0:47:23
Pewdiepie vs Major Isoor
Outcome: Major Isoor wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 55 seconds)

6-man 3v3 Faction Warfare 0:57:45
CSPAM (lobster shirt / Jose / Eat The Rich) vs IMP ZONE (ARRGHPLEASENONONONO / tmfc / Leadthumb)
---
06:22 lobster shirt eliminates Leadthumb
12:15 lobster shirt eliminates tmfc
13:03 ARRGHPLEASENONONONO eliminates lobster shirt
15:11 ARRGHPLEASENONONONO eliminates Eat The Rich
16:44 ARRGHPLEASENONONONO eliminates Jose
---
Outcome: IMP ZONE wins by KO:ing the other team (in 16 minutes and 45 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:22:29
Tenkaris vs CubicalSucrose
Outcome: tenkaris wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 54 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:33:26
W.T. Fits vs Solefald
Outcome: Solefald wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 50 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Sep 3, 2023

# ? Aug 20, 2023 22:32

Major Isoor: Mar 23, 2011

Note: Major Isoor made this post by accident, im reusing it for results so the thread stays lean. original post can be found here -Megamissen
Tuesday Night Titan #6 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
22nd of August 2023

Dark Matches

Tag Team Match 0:03:50
IMP ZONE (Leadthumb / Major Isoor) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Outcome: IMP ZONE wins by Leadthumb pinning Vincent Van Goatse (in 10 minutes and 18 seconds)

Card Matches

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:22:12
Solefald vs Megamissen
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission (in 7 minutes and 16 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Pre-Match Respect
Note: One restart

Battle Royale - Men's Eliminator Tournament Wild Card Match 0:31:21
Tenkaris vs Jeremor vs Insetik47 vs FurnaceFace vs Cavauro vs ilmucche vs Hazamuth vs BRJurgis
---
00:36 ilmucche eliminates BRJurgis
02:13 Tenkaris eliminates FurnaceFace
02:24 Hazamuth eliminates Tenkaris
03:31 Cavauro eliminates Hazamuth
04:03 Insetik47 eliminates ilmucche
06:15 Cavauro eliminates Insetik47
08:17 Jeremor eliminates Cavauro
---
Outcome: Jeremor wins (after 8 minutes and 18 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:49:04
Danaru vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 1 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Bold Match Opening

Battle Royale - Women's Eliminator Tournament Wild Card Match 0:55:11
Ammat the Ankh vs Dr. Cool Aids vs Grassy Knowles vs ghosthorse vs W.T. Fits vs Snooze Cruise vs Sisal Two-Step vs marumaru
---
02:26 Grassy Knowles eliminates Sisal Two-Step
03:25 Ammat the Ankh eliminates Dr. Cool Aids
07:05 W.T. Fits eliminates marumaru
07:35 ghosthorse eliminates Ammat the Ankh
08:51 Snooze Cruise eliminates Grassy Knowles
09:34 ghosthorse eliminates Snooze Cruise
11:58 W.T. Fits eliminates ghosthorse
---
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins (in 11 minutes and 59 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:18:05
ddinkins vs neoaxd
Outcome: neoaxd wins by count out (in 5 minutes and 17 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Post-Match Stomping

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:28:00
Crescent Wrench (belt holder) vs That DICK!
Special Stipulation: That DICK! has to wear a face mask due to having covid
Outcome: That DICK! wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 14 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Match Leaver's Bait
Note: Crescent Wrench held on to the ropes when he was pinned

Regular Rules Match - ~~Women's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal~~ 1:37:08
Boba Pearl vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Boba Pearl wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 17 seconds)
Note: Rival Action: Mutual Respect
Note: Due to events Boba Pearl has been disqualified from the tournament and Toph Bei Fong advances in her place

Tag Team Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Belts 1:48:19
The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) (belt holders) vs Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit)
Outcome: The Hall Monitors win by roxy forcing sb hermit to tap out (in 36 minutes and 24 seconds)
Note: Rival Action?: Ambush
Note: Was supposed to be a tornado tag steel cage match but the ambush made it a regular tag team match instead

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:27:51
ARRGHPLEASENONONONO vs Glacier
Outcome: Glacier wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 25 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by KungFu Grip
Note: Glacier was billed as A Special Guest from Punch Sport Pagoda

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Aug 21, 2023 05:42

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #5 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
24th of August 2023

Dark Matches

Regular Rules Match 0:03:23
Cthulu Carl vs Wiggly Wayne DDS
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 38 seconds)

Card Matches

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:13:04
FilthyImp (belt holder) vs Shinjobi
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 57 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:21:16
Ohtori Akio vs Jeremor
Outcome: Jeremor wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 34 seconds)

Tables, Ladder and Chairs Match 0:32:04
verbal enema vs Snooze Cruise
Special Stipulation: If verbal enema wins they get a magical gem from Snooze Cruise, if Snooze Cruise wins they get vebal enema's witch hat
Outcome: Verbal enema wins by getting the briefcase (in 2 minutes and 25 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:38:25
W.T. Fits vs Leraika
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 15 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:49:06
Tarquinn vs Kild
Outcome: Kild wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 59 seconds)

8-man 2v2v2v2 Faction Elimination Match 1:03:51
Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs PSP Oildome (Mekchu / Suplex Liberace) vs Two For Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
---
03:14 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates Pungry
04:31 FutonForensic eliminates FurnaceFace
04:35 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates Suplex Liberace
06:32 HaschelCedrickson eliminates your friend sk
06:46 Supel Sweet Best Pal eliminates FutonForensic
07:45 HaschelCedrickson eliminates Mekchu
---
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins (in 7 minutes and 46 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:20:32
baka fwocka fwame vs Malsangoroth
Outcome baka fwocka fwame wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 46 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:31:51
KungFu Grip vs biosterous (belt holder)
Outcome: KungFu Grip wins by submission (in 8 minutes and 21 seconds)

DEATHMATCH (tables) :murder:

1:46:56
Bastard Tetris vs SA Support Robot
Outcome: SA Support Robot wins by putting Bastard Tetris through a table (in 5 minutes and 18 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by ddinkins
Note: SA Support Robot was billed as A Special Guest from Something Awful Discussion

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Sep 12, 2023

# ? Aug 23, 2023 17:20

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Character Creation Stream #3 / Capture Card Test Stream
26th of August 2023
Note: This stream is not canon

Regular Rules Match
X JAKK vs That DICK!
Outcome: That DICK! wins by pin

Regular Rules Match
Randy Travesty vs barnold
Outcome: barnold wins by pin

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 27, 2023

# ? Aug 25, 2023 11:41

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Bonus Stream #4 (tech test)
28th of August 2023
Note: This stream is not canon

Regular Rules Match
BRJurgis vs IGgy IGsen
Outcome: IGgy IGsen wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 56 seconds)

Regular Rules Match
Solefald vs Lady Radia
Outcome: Lady Radia wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 7 seconds)

Regular Rules Match
FutonForensic vs Hazamuth
Outcome: Hazamuth wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 6 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match
ePa (dormal phrenia / TheSwizzler) vs Team CD (Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie)
Outcome: ePa wins by TheSwizzler pinning MacheteZombie (in 4 minutes and 58 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match
copy vs CubicalSucrose vs SuplexLiberace vs Tias
Outcome: No Contest (in 39 minutes and 32 seconds)
Note: The competitors ended up in the stage area and were unable to get back to the ring to finish the match

Regular Rules Match
Wiggly Wayne DDS vs Zodium
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 9 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Aug 29, 2023

# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:06

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan #7 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
29th of August 2023

Card Matches

Regular Rules Match 0:23:14
Pewdiepie vs X JAKK
Outcome: X JAKK wins by count out (in 7 minutes and 52 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 0:36:47
Jeremor vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 57 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:49:54
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) vs The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by ddinkins pinning FirstnameLastname (in 7 minutes and 42 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 1:02:14
Megamissen vs Toph Bei Fong
Outcome: Megamissen wins by submission (in 5 minutes and 38 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:13:10
Pungry vs ilmucche
Special Stipulation: The winner gets to have Brass Bonanza as entrance music
Outcome: ilmucche wins by submission (in 6 minutes and 24 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:26:06
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs IMP ZONE (Dr. Cool Aids / Symbolic)
Outcome: IMP ZONE wins by Dr. Cool Aids forcing Snooze Cruise to tap out (in 10 minutes and 22 seconds)

6-woman 3v3 Faction Elimination Match 1:42:02
ADTRW (Sube / marumaru / verbal enema) vs BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / barnold / Randy Travesty)
---
05:03 barnold eliminate Sube
11:17 barnold eliminates marumaru
12:15 verbal enema eliminates baka fwocka fwame
13:11 Randy Travesty eliminates verbal enema
---
Outcome: BYOB wins (in 13 minutes and 12 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 2:01:33
FilthyImp (belt holder) vs Eat The Rich
Outcome: Eat The Rich wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 21 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:11:15
Cavauro vs That DICK! (belt holder)
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 40 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Sep 11, 2023

# ? Aug 30, 2023 04:23

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #6 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
31st of August 2023

Card Matches

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 0:06:50
W.T. Fits vs baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: W.T. Fits wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 58 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 0:19:54
Kild vs neoaxd
Outcome: neoaxd wins by KO (submission) (in 5 minutes and 5 seconds)

Regular Rules Match (manager) 0:31:04
roxy (Metis of the Hallway) vs Solefald
Outcome: roxy wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 33 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:42:13
Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit) vs ADTRW B-Team (GateOfD / Sube)
Outcome: ADTRW B-Team wins by GateOfD pinning Namtab (in 5 minutes and 48 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 0:54:46
Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles)
Outcome: Strange Bedfellows wins by Sisal Two-Step pinning Grassy Knowles (in 6 minutes and 0 seconds)

Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:06:35
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs GURPS Jerks (Cthulu Carl / Fellis)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by your friend sk pinning Cthulu Carl
Note: This match was supposed to be a tornado tag match but swizzler "[was] very tired" (in 16 minutes and 33 seconds)

8-man Elimination Match 1:29:50
Buschmaki / BRJurgis / MacheteZombie / Crescent Wrench vs copy / CubicalSucrose / Suplex Liberace / Tias
---
09:23 CubicalSucrose eliminates BRJurgis
10:59 Crescent Wrench eliminates CubicalSucrose
11:23 Crescent Wrench eliminates Tias
12:19 MacheteZombie eliminates Suplex Liberace
14:45 Buschmaki eliminates copy
---
Outcome: Buschmaki / BRJurgis / MacheteZombie / Crescent Wrench wins (in 14 minutes and 46 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:56:34
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) vs The C.H.O.R.E Boys (Tawal / ThatBasqueGuy)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Hazamuth pinning ThatBasqueGuy (in 9 minutes and 21 seconds)

Hell In A Cell - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:10:47
KungFu Grip (belt holder) vs prayer group vs biosterous
Outcome: prayer group wins by pinning biosterous

Extra Matches

Regular Rules Match 2:27:06
Lpzie vs Pewdiepie
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 0 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Sep 1, 2023 01:55

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Night Titan #8 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
5th of September 2023

Card Matches:

Regular Rules Match 0:11:09
Lpzie vs tmfc
Outcome: Lpzie wins by count out (in 4 minutes and 23 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

~~Ring of Dishonor~~ 0:20:51
ddinkins vs FirstNameLastName
Outcome: ddinkins wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 14 seconds)
Note: FilthyImp refused to fight so the Ring of Dishonor is not active, and he was replaced with ddinkins

8-man 2v2v2v2 Tornado Elimination Match 0:29:50
Two For Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry) vs ePa (dromal phrenia / TheSwizzler) vs Team CD (Crescent Wrench / MacheteZombie) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / That DICK!)
---
03:40 MacheteZombies eliminates KungFu Grip
06:40 That DICK! eliminates MacheteZombie
06:53 Pungry eliminates dromal phrenia
07:48 FurnaceFace eliminates That DICK!
07:52 TheSwizzler eliminates Crescent Wrench
07:52 Pungry eliminates TheSwizzler
---
Outcome: Two For Hooking wins! (in 7 minutes and 53 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 0:47:13
GBS (Tarquinn / Solefald) vs PYF (Tenkaris / Grassy Knowles)
Outcome: GBS wins by Solefald KO:ing Grassy Knowles (in 5 minutes and 53 seconds)

8-woman 4v4 Tag Elimination Match 1:01:30
The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) / Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs ADTRW (Namtab / sb hermit / marumaru / verbal enema)
---
01:45 Count out eliminates roxy
06:22 sb hermit eliminates Leraika
09:13 verbal enema eliminates Metis of the Hallway
10:02 marumaru eliminates Snooze Cruise
---
Outcome: ADTRW wins (in 10 minutes and 3 seconds)
Note: Namtab caused roxy to be counted out

Regular Rules Match 1:20:18
CubicalSucrose vs copy
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 46 seconds)
Note: Match was originally billed Tawal vs copy but Tawal no-showed, claiming car trouble

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Quaterfinal 1:28:03
Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium) vs PSP Oildome (SuplexLiberace / ilmucche)
Outcome: Politburo wins by Zodium pinning SuplexLiberace (in 7 minutes and 20 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:41:41
IGgy IGsen vs Cavauro (belt holder)
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 7 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - Women's Eliminator Tournament Final 1:51:22
WT.Fits vs Megamissen
Special Stipulation: The winner faces Lady Radia in a match for the Women's Championship Belt at the Playtime is Over PPV
Outcome: Megamissen wins submission (in 5 minutes and 21 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Sep 6, 2023 00:14

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #7 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
7th of September 2023

Tornadon Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 0:11:34
ADTRW Wolfpac (marumaru / verbal enema) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Outcome: Imp Zone wins by Dr. Cool Aids forcing marumaru to tap out (in 6 minutes and 37 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match 0:24:51
Shinjobi vs BRJurgis vs Buschmaki vs biosterous
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pinning Buschmaki (in 8 minutes and 59 seconds)
Note: Tawal replaced by BRJurgis due to a "family emergency"

Tornado Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 0:40:56
ADTRW B-Team (GateOfD / sube) vs Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step)
Outcome: ADTRW B-Team wins by GateOfD pinning Sisal Two-Step (in 8 minutes and 31 seconds)

Team Elimination Match 0:55:53
BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / barnold / Randy Travesty) vs Ammat the Ankh / Toph Bei Fong / Lady Radia
---
Toph Bei Fong eliminates barnold
Toph Bei Fong eliminates Randy Travesty
--- restart
Ammat the Ankh eliminates Randy Travesty
baka fwocka fwame eliminates Lady Radia
baka fwocka fwame eliminates Toph Bei Fong
Ammat the Ankh eliminates baka fwocka fwame
barnold eliminates Ammat the Ankh
---
Outcome: BYOB wins
Note: Match had to be restarted due to a crash, at the time Toph Bei Fong had eliminated barnold and Randy Travesty
Note: The attempt to rig it after the restart by having barnold and Randy Travesty get eliminated before putting the match back up on the stream failed due to starting as baka fwocka fwame and enemy ai agressiveness
Note: Because of all this no times will be added

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 1:36:40
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47)
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by Autisanal Cheese pinning Hazamuth (in 10 minutes and 4 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Title Eliminator Tournament Semifinal 1:51:03
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by your friend sk pinning Zodium (in 14 minutes and 8 seconds)

Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Flameway Belt 2:09:39
super sweet best pal vs prayer group (belt holder)
Outcome: prayer group wins by getting the belt (in 2 minutes and 33 seconds)

30-man Royal Rumble 2:18:40
Special Stipulation: Winner will enter the Thusday Neon Flamewar title match at the Playtime is Over PPV

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 Lpzie		00:00	02:33	02:33	29(+1)	0	X JAKK 
02 Ohtori Akio		00:00	05:52	05:52	27(+3)	1	Wiggly Wayne DDS
03 Tarquinn		00:36	09:48	09:12	25(+3)	0	Wiggly Wayne DDS
04 Tias			01:12	02:18	01:06	30(-3)	0	Ohtori Akio
05 Eat The Rich		01:48	14:48	13:00	22(+4)	1	Wiggly Wayne DDS
06 X JAKK		02:25	11:30	09:06	24(+1)	1	Wiggly Wayne DDS
07 Inexplic.Humblebrag	03:01	04:12	01:11	28(-4)	0	Eat The Rich
08 Cthulu Carl		03:37	18:28	14:51	17(+6)	1	Major Isoor
09 Wiggly Wayne DDS	04:13	21:42	17:29	12(+10)	7	Danaru
10 hot cocoa o.t. couch	04:49	22:48	18:09	9 (+12)	3	Danaru
11 TheSwizzler		05:32	08:43	03:11	26(-6)	0	hot cocoa on the couch
12 mbt2			06:59	12:45	05:46	23(-4)	0	hot cocoa on the couch
13 Firstnamelastname	09:59	22:39	12:40	11(+7)	0	IGgy IGsen / Major Isoor
14 Jeremor		11:03	16:15	05:12	19(-2)	1	Cthulu Carl
15 dromal phrenia	12:55	20:34	07:39	13(+3)	1	Wiggly Wayne DDS
16 Kild			13:51	15:17	01:26	21(-6)	0	Wiggly Wayne DDS
17 Vincent Van G	15:58	16:10	00:12	20(-6)	0	Jeremor
18 Spooder Mun		16:34	18:56	02:22	16(-3)	0	dromal phrenia
19 Vyelkin		17:15	17:39	00:24	18(-6)	0	hot cocoa on the couch
20 Major Isoor		17:51	26:58	09:07	3 (+8)	4	Danaru
21 tmfc			19:03	20:21	01:18	15(-5)	0	Major Isoor
22 Suplex Liberace	19:45	20:29	00:44	14(-5)	0	Wiggly Wayne DDS
23 Danaru		20:21	30:13	09:52	2 (+6)	5	Shinjobi
24 Hot Diggity!		21:21	26:35	05:14	4 (+3)	0	Danaru
25 IGgy IGsen		21:57	25:15	03:18	7 (-1)	1	Fellis
26 Pewdiepie		22:34	22:48	00:14	10(-5)	0	Danaru
27 Fellis		23:10	26:01	02:51	6 (-2)	1	Mekchu
28 Shinjobi		23:46	30:13	06:27	1 (+2)	2	
29 Leadthumb		24:22	24:35	00:13	8 (-6)	0	Major Isoor
30 Mekchu		24:58	26:03	01:05	5 (-4)	1	Shinjobi

Outcome: Shinjobi wins

Regular Rules Match - Men's Eliminator Tournament Final 2:55:37
Subjunctive vs neoaxd
Special Stipulation: The winner faces Pungry in a match for the Men's Championship Belt at the Playtime is Over PPV
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 21 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Feb 15, 2024

# ? Sep 8, 2023 01:36

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Titan #9 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
12th of September 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:10:45
Crescent Wrench vs CubicalSucrose
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins by pin (in 1 minute and 46 seconds)

Faction Warfare 0:18:35
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / neoaxd / That DICK! vs GBS (Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) / hot cocoa on the couch)
---
05:40 hot cocoa of the couch eliminates That DICK!
10:15 Super Sweet Best Pal eliminates KungFu Grip
11:43 neoaxd eliminates HaschelCedrickson
12:05 hot cocoa on the couch eliminates neoaxd
---
Outcome: GBS wins (in 12 minutes and 6 seconds)

Faction Warfare 0:41:15
ADTRW (Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie) / Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi)) vs CSPAM (Politburo (lobster shirt / Zodium) / Punching is Praxis (Eat The Rich / Jose))
---
04:05 lobster shirt eliminates Pewdiepie
07:41 Shinjobi eliminates Jose
07:46 Shinjobi eliminates Eat The Rich
09:21 Kild eliminates lobster shirt
10:45 Zodium eliminates Kild
13:13 Zodium eliminates Shinjobi
15:42 FilthyImp eliminates Zodium
---
Outcome: ADTRW wins (in 15 minutes and 46 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:06:55
Large Loser Models (Subjunctive / Wiggly Wayne DDS) vs 2 For Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry)
Outcome: 2 For Hooking win by FurnaceFace pinning Wiggly Wayne DDS (in 9 minutes and 42 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Elimination 1:23:15
Metis of the Hallway vs Megamissen vs Namtab vs Solefald
---
04:32 Megamissen eliminates Namtab (pin)
06:41 Solefald eliminates Metis of the Hallway (KO)
08:11 Megamissen eliminates Solefald (pin)
---
Outcome: Megamissen wins (in 8 minutes and 12 seconds)

Elimination Match 1:39:24
Grassy Knowles / Toph Bei Fong / ghosthorse vs marumaru / verbal enema / Sisal Two-Step
---
04:26 Toph Bei Fong eliminates verbal enema
10:17 marumaru eliminates ghosthorse
10:23 Grassy Knowles eliminates marumaru
11:16 Toph Bei Fong eliminates Sisal Two-Step
---
Outcome: Grassy Knowles / Toph Bei Fong / ghosthorse wins (in 11 minutes and 16 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:00:45
Cavauro (belt holder) vs Lpzie
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 43 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Men's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Finals 2:12:22
Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Outcome: Malice and Gromit wins by your friend sk forcing ddinkins to tap out (in 7 minutes and 14 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:25:08
Spooder-Mun vs Brian Bosworth
Outcome: Brian Bosworth wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 10 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bout by Crescent Wrench
Note: Brian Bosworth was billed as A Special Guests from Cinema Discusso
Note: Due to the game being bad Brian Bosworth's correct entrance was not shown before the match
It was shown after the match instead at 2:38:10

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Sep 15, 2023

# ? Sep 13, 2023 01:19

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #8 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
14th of September 2023

Card Matches

Extreme Rules Match 0:13:21
Tarquinn vs Major Isoor
Outcome: Major Isoor wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 31 seconds)

3v3 Elimination Tag Match 0:27:01
Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) / Ohtori Akio vs mbt / Tias / Tenkaris
---
07:28 mbt2 eliminates Ohtori Akio (KO)
07:59 Tenkaris eliminates Insektik47 (KO)
10:42 Hazamuth eliminates mbt2 (KO)
11:01 Tenkaris eliminates Hazamuth (pin)
---
Outcome: mbt2 / Tias / Tenkaris wins (in 11 minutes and 2 seconds)

4v4 Elimination Tag Match 0:48:28
ePa (dromal phrenia / IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler) / Vyelkin vs PSP Oildome (ilmucche / Suplex Liberace) / The Saddest Rhino / Hot Diggity!
---
12:59 dromal phrenia eliminates Hot Diggityy! (KO)
19:24 Vyelkin eliminates Suplex Liberace (KO)
19:52 TheSwizzler eliminates The Saddest Rhino (KO)
20:40 ilmucche eliminates TheSwizzler (KO)
21:06 ilmucche eliminates IGgy IGsen (KO)
24:53 Vyelkin eliminates ilmucche (KO)
---
Outcome: ePa / Vyelkin wins (in 24 minutes and 53 seconds)
Note: Tawal was replaced by Hot Diggity! due to "Morgellons"

3v3 Tornado Tag Team Match 1:24:31
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) / W.T. Fits vs Yob Squad (baka fwocka fwame / barnold / Randy Travesty)
Outcome: Yob Squad wins by barnold pinning W.T. Fits (in 5 minutes and 17 seconds)

Ladder Match 1:38:19
Danaru vs Cthulu Carl vs Mekchu vs biosterous vs Jeremor vs Buschmaki vs copy vs ThatBasqueGuy
Special Stipulation: Winner Gets Brian Bosworth's Motorcycle
Outcome: Mekchu wins by getting the briefcase (in 7 minutes and 21 seconds)

Elimination Match 1:59:33
Lady Radia vs roxy vs sb hermit vs Ammat the Ankh vs malsangoroth
---
07:58 roxy eliminates Ammat the Ankh (submission)
10:41 sb hermit eliminates malsangoroth (pin)
11:50 roxy eliminates Lady Radia (pin)
12:01 sb hermit eliminates roxy (pin)
---
Outcome: sb hermit wins (in 12 minutes and 2 seconds)
Note: 6 second pause accounted for

Regular Rules Match 2:19:24
neoaxd vs MacheteZombie
Outcome: MacheteZombie wins by submission (in 4 minutes and 36 seconds)

Falls Count Anywhere Match - :orks101:

Thursday Neon Hardcore Belt 2:30:34
prayer group (belt holder) vs BRJurgis
Outcome: BRJurgis wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 50 seconds)

~~Tornado~~ Tag Team Match - Women's Tag Team Eliminator Tournament Final 2:44:26
Working Maids (GateOfD / Sube) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Outcome: Imp Zone wins by Dr. Cool Aids forcing GateOfD to tap out (in 12 minutes and 14 seconds)
Note: The match was supposed to be Tornado but the game changed it to a regular tag team match

Bonus Matches:

Backstage Brawl 3:01:18
Megamissen vs Namtab
Special Stipulation: Namtab tries to steal Megamissen's baton!
Outcome: Megamissen wins by KO (in 4 minutes and 56 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 22:35

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tuesday Titan #10 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
19th of September 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:15:01
Insetik47 vs Jose
Outcome: Insetik47 wins py pin (in 7 minutes and 15 seconds)

Battle Royale 0:29:31
Vyelkin vs Buschmaki vs dromal phrenia vs Zodium vs lobster shirt vs Major Isoor vs Hot Diggity! vs tmfc
Special Stipulation: Winner gets last entry in the Playtime is Over Rumble
---
04:03 Zodium eliminates tmfc
04:43 lobster shirt eliminates dromal phrenia
05:52 Buschmaki eliminates Hot Diggity!
06:22 lobster shirt eliminates Zodium
09:28 Buschmaki eliminates lobster shirt
10:29 Vyelkin eliminates Major Isoor
10:56 Buschmaki eliminates Vyelkin
---
Outcome: Buschmaki wins (in 10 minutes and 58 seconds)

Fatal 4-way Match 0:53:59
TheSwizzler vs Autisinal Cheese vs Hazamuth vs ilmucche
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins py pinning Hazamuth (in 6 minutes and 5 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:06:23
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Outcome: Merry Meeple Massacre wins by Leraika pinning Dr. Cool Aids (in 4 minutes and 58 seconds)

Triple Threat 1:15:57
Randy Travesty vs W.T. Fits vs Solefald
Outcome: Randy Travesty wins by pinning W.T. Fits (in 6 minutes and 17 seconds)

Team Elimination Match 1:29:14
Cavauro / That DICK! / The Saddest Rhino / Danaru vs Cubical Sucrose / Kild / CrescentWrench / Lpzie
---
04:31 Danaru eliminates Kild
11:10 Crescent Wrench eliminates That DICK!
12:35 The Saddest Rhino eliminates Crescent Wrench
12:40 CubicalSucrose eliminates The Saddest Rhino
13:41 Danaru eliminates CubicalSucrose
14:44 Lpzie eliminates Danaru
14:53 Cavauro eliminates Lpzie
---
Outcome: Cavauro / That DICK! / The Saddest Rhino / Danaru wins (in 14 minutes and 56 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:58:03
Cthulu Carl vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Cthulu Carl wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 11 seconds)

Tag Team Match 2:10:20
Metis of the Hallway / Megamissen vs Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit)
Special Stipulation: Trying to teach Namtab a lesson for their failed attempt to steal the baton last week
Outcome: Monster Heels wins by sb hermit pinning Metis of the Hallway (in 21 minutes and 0 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match 2:37:26
FutonForensic vs HascelCedrickson
Outcome: HaschelCedrickson wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 27 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 20, 2023

# ? Sep 20, 2023 00:15

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #9 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
21st of September 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:14:06
Wiggly Wayne DDS vs KungFu Grip
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 57 seconds)

Falls Count Anywhere 25:20
Tenkaris vs Shinjobi vs Jeremor vs biosterous vs prayer group
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pinning biosterous (in minutes 7 and 52 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:40:27
ghosthorse vs barnold
Outcome: ghosthorse wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 42 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:51:59
Cat and the Hat (marumaru / verbal enema) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles)
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Grassy Knowles pinning marumaru (in 3 minutes and 27 seconds)

Triple Threat Match 1:00:58
IGgy IGsen vs neoaxd vs ThatBasqueGuy
Outcome: IGgy IGsen wins by pinning neoaxd (in 7 minutes and 55 seconds)

8-man 2v2v2v2 Ladder Match 1:18:03
BRJurgis / Tarquinn vs 2 for Hooking (FurnaceFace / Pungry) vs PSP Oildome (Mekchu / SuplexLiberace) vs Soyplex City (FilthyImp / Pewdiepie)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Gets a $50 Gift Certificate to Red Lobster
Outcome: PSP Oildome wins by SuplexLiberace getting the briefcase (in 10 minutes and 15 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:39:09
your friend sk vs Super Sweet Best Pal
Outcome: your friend sk wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 55 seconds)

Triple Threat Match 1:48:00
roxy vs Sisal Two-Step vs baka fwocka fwame
Outcome: baka fwocka fwame wins by pinning roxy (in 12 minutes and 7 seconds)

Tables Match 2:05:56
MacheteZombie vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive won by putting MacheteZombie through a table (in 4 minutes and 44 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Sep 21, 2023 23:42

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Playtime Is Over PPV (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
23rd of September 2023

20-man Royal Rumble 0:03:10
Special Stipulation: Winner will be the #1 Contender for the Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Title

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator	
01 B33rChiller		00:00	06:54	06:54	17	0	hot cocoa o.t. couch	
02 Johnny Park		00:00	04:41	04:41	18	0	mbt2	
03 mbt2			00:36	07:30	06:54	16	0	Zodium	
04 Pewdiepie		01:13	04:26	03:13	19	0	Johnny Park	
05 bofa salesman	01:49	04:13	02:24	20	0	Vincent Van Goatse	
06 hot cocoa o.t. couch	02:25	18:27	16:02	7	0	Fellis	
07 Major Isoor		03:01	11:04	08:03	13	0	hot cocoa o.t. couch	
08 Vincent Van Goatse	03:37	08:10	04:33	15	0	Eat The Rich	
09 Zodium		05:25	08:49	03:24	14	0	Hot Diggity!	
10 Hot Diggity!		06:01	13:42	07:41	11	0	hot cocoa o.t. couch	
11 Eat The Rich		06:37	18:50	12:13	6	0	Mekchu	
12 lobster shirt	07:58	11:41	03:43	12	0	Hot Diggity!	
13 FirstnameLastname	08:39	14:33	05:54	9	0	Vyelkin	
14 tmfc			09:18	14:07	04:49	10	0	Jose	
15 Jose			09:58	21:52	11:54	1	0		
16 Fellis		12:14	20:17	08:03	5	0	Jose	
17 Vyelkin		12:51	16:07	03:16	8	0	Fellis	
18 dromal phrenia	14:44	20:20	05:36	4	0	Mekchu	
19 Mekchu		15:20	21:52	06:32	2	0	Jose	
20 Buschmaki		15:56	21:12	05:16	3	0	Mekchu

Outcome: Jose wins

8-man 2v2v2v2 Tornado Tag Match 0:31:04
PSP Oildome (ilmucche / SuplexLiberace) vs ePa (TheSwizzler / IGgy IGsen) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47) vs DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins)
Special Stipulation: Winners will be the #1 Contenders for the Men's Tag Team Title and receive a title shot on October 5th Thursday Neon
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up win by Hazamuth pinning IGgy IGsen (in 4 minutes and 23 seconds)

8-man Match - King of SAW 0:45:09
Tarquinn vs Wiggly Wayne DDS vs Jeremor vs FurnaceFace vs ThatBasqueGuy vs Tenkaris vs copy vs neoaxd
Special Stipulation:The Winner Will Recieve a King's Cape, Crown and a Royal Decree
The Royal Decree can be used to either book a deathmatch or resurrect a dead wrestler
Outcome: Copy wins by pinning Jeremor (in 6 minutes and 21 seconds)
Note: BRJurgis was replaced by Tarquinn after BRJurgis won the Hardcore Flamewar Belt on the 9th of September

Tables, Ladders and Chairs - :10bux:

Money In The Bank 1:05:28
WT Fits vs Randy Travesty vs baka fwocka fwame vs Leraika vs Snooze Cruise vs malsangoroth vs barnold vs Solefald
Outcome: Leraika wins by getting the briefcase (in 6 minutes and 20 seconds)

Last Woman Standing 1:23:36
Namtab vs sb hermit
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes leader of ADTRW
Outcome: sb hermit wins by Namtab getting 10-counted (in 12 minutes and 10 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 1:41:46
FilthyImp (belt holder) vs Kirk Johnson
Special Stipulation: FilthyImp must win the match to retain the Ring of Dishonor, if he loses the title will be vacated
Outcome: FilthyImp wins by pin (in 11 minutes and 12 seconds)
Note: Kirk Johnson was billed as A Special Guest

6-man Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:01:25
Tawal vs Cthulu Carl vs Leadthumb vs MacheteZombie vs Tias vs Ohtori Akio
Special Stipulation: Tawal must show up at this match or he will be fired!
Outcome: Leadthumb wins by pinning Tawal (in 4 minutes and 44 seconds)

6-woman Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 2:17:58
Toph Bei Fong vs verbal enema vs Sisal Two Step vs ghosthorse vs marumaru vs Grassy Knowles
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wins by pinning ghosthorse (in 10 minutes and 5 seconds)

Elimination Tables Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:40:12
prayer group vs KungFuGrip vs biosterous vs Shinjobi vs BRJurgis (belt holder)
---
08:17 BRJurgis eliminates prayer group
13:37 biosterous eliminates BRJurgis
16:27 biosterous eliminates KungFu Grip
20:13 Shinjobi eliminates biosterous
---
Outcome: Shinjobi wins (in 20 minutes and 14 seconds)

8-man Elimination? Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 3:11:04
Lpzie (belt holder) vs The Saddest Rhino vs That DICK! vs Crescent Wrench vs Cavauro vs CubicalSucrose vs Kild vs Danaru'
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pinning CubicalSucrose (in 6 minutes and 7 seconds)
Note: 2k ate the elimination

Tornado Tag Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Belts 3:31:07
Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best pal) (title holders) vs Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk)
Outcome: Team Discovery Channel wins by HaschelCedrickson pinning FutonForensic (in 4 minutes and 22 seconds)

Tornado Tag Match - :nallears:

Women's Tag Team Belts 3:43:31
The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) (belt holders) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Outcome: Imp Zone wins by Dr. Cool Aids forcing roxy to tap out (in 11 minutes and 14 seconds)

Submission Match - :nyoron:

Women's World Championship Belt 4:00:27
Lady Radia (belt holder) vs Megamissen
Outcome: Megamissen wins by Submission (in 9 minutes and 43 seconds)

Hardcore Rules Match - :jerky:

Men's World Championship Belt 4:16:09
Special Stipulation: The only weapons available are hockey sticks and baseball bats
Pungry (belt holder) vs Subjunctive
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 10 minutes and 32 seconds)

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:13

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Tuesday Titan #11 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
26th of September 2023

Swizzler's Introduction Promo 0:11:53

Triple Threat - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:16:03
FilthyImp (title holder) vs InexplicableHumblebrag vs Pewdiepie
Outcome: Filthyimp wins by pinning InexplicableHumblebrag (in 9 minutes and 15 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:33:01
FutonForensic vs neoaxd
Outcome: neoaxd wins by pinning FutonForensic (in 2 minutes and 53 seconds)

Iron Crowned Attacks FutonForensic + Promo 0:39:12

8-Man 4v4 Team Elimination Match 0:43:34
GBS (hot cocoa on the couch / Tarquinn / Literally a Person / HascelCedrickson) vs SAS United (Vyelkin / Stiev Awt / FurnaceFace / Jeremor)
---
04:03 Literally A Person eliminates FurnaceFace (KO)
05:49 Vyelkin eliminates HaschelCedrickson (pin)
09:51 hot cocoa on the couch eliminates Vyelkin (KO)
13:41 Literally A Person eliminates Jeremor (KO)
14:04 Literally A Person eliminates Stiev Awt (pin)
---
Outcome: GBS wins (in 14 minutes and 15 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team match 1:12:45
BYOB (baka fwocka fwame / Zoya) vs GBS (Solefald / Space Kablooey)
Outcome: BYOB wins by baka fwocka fwame pinning Solefald (in 2 minutes and 8 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 1:23:44
Coward vs Ammat the Ankh
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Kawaii Waifu Belt and will get a title shot next week
Outcome: Coward win by pin (in 8 minutes and 58 seconds)

8-man 2v2v2v2 Team Elimination Match 1:38:36
DEAR JEFFREY (Autisanal Cheese / ddinkins) vs BYOB (biosterous / your friend sk) vs CHORE BOYS (Tawal / ThatBasqueGuy) vs Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFu Grip / That DICK!)
---
03:17 your friend sk eliminates That DICK! (pin)
05:05 ThatBasqueGuy eliminates your friend sk (KO)
06:51 Autisinal Cheese eliminates KungFu Grip (pin)
07:13 ddinkins eliminates Tawal (KO)
10:47 Autisanal Cheese eliminates ThatBasqueGuy (pin)
10:56 biosterous eliminates ddinkins (KO)
13:11 biosterous eliminates Autisanal Cheese (KO)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins (in 13 minutes and 12 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:00:40
Insetik vs Leadthumb (title holder)
Outcome: Leadthumb wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 48 seconds)

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

PYF Belt 2:11:42
B33rChiller vs Cavauro (title holder)
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 56 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:22:28
Zodium vs The Second Gunman
Outcome: The Second Gunman wins by pin
Note: The Seconds Gunman was billed as A Special Guest from CSPAM (in 6 minutes and 45 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was ordered with copy's royal decree

A Backstage Attack!? 2:31:34

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Sep 30, 2023

# ? Sep 23, 2023 19:14

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Thursday Neon #10 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
28th of September 2023

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:12:35
Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise) vs Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic)
Special Stipulation: If Merry Meeple Massacre Win, Imp Zone must defend the titles next week on Neon in a 4-way match
Outcome: Imp Zone wins by symbolic pinning Snooze Cruise (in 3 minutes and 1 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:20:39
Cat Hatter vs GateOfD
Outcome: Cat Hatter wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 19 seconds)

Special announcement from Swizzler 0:31:53

Fatal 4-way Elimination Match 0:35:56
Crescent Wrench vs prayer group vs Lpzie vs King copy
---
06:25 Lpzie eliminates Crescent Wrench (pin)
06:40 Lpzie eliminates prayer group (submission)
09:46 copy eliminates Lpzie (pin)
---
Outcome: copy wins (in 9 minutes and 47 seconds)

Hardcore Rules Match 0:52:25
Hazamuth vs Super Sweet Best Pal
Outcome: Super Sweet Best Pal wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 37 seconds)

Handicap Match
verbal enema vs Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit)
Special Stipulation: If Namtab pins verbal enema, they take the hat
Outcome:

Regular Rules Match 1:01:13
lobster shirt vs Tias
Outcome: Tias wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 52 seconds)
Note: This match replaced the verbal enema vs Monster Heels after Megamissen was attacked

Ladder Match - Unofficial and Unsanctioned SAW Baton Club Presidency
Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway
Special Stipulation: Winner gets the baton
Outcome:

Hell In A Cell - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 1:13:13
Jose vs Shinjobi (belt holder)
Outcome: Shinjobi wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 14 seconds)

Plinkey Promo 1:23:48

Triple Threat Ladder Match 1:28:36
Metis of The Hallway vs verbal enema vs Namtab
Special Stipulations: The winner gets verbal enema's Hat
Outcome: verbal enema wins by getting the briefcase (in 4 minutes and 16 seconds)
Note: This match replaced the Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway Ladder Match after Megamissen was attacked

Regular Rules Match - :jerky:

Men's Championship Belt - :10bux:

Money In The Bank Cash-in! 1:42:00
Subjunctive (belt holder) vs MacheteZombie (MitB)
Special Stipulation: If Subjunctive wins the belt will be vacated as they transfer to the women's division
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 9 minutes and 3 seconds)

DEATMATCH :murder:

1:56:38
W.T. Fits vs Barbara Corcoran
Outcome: W.T. Fits
Note: Barbara Corcoran was billed as A Special Guest from BFC
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by CubicalSucrose

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Oct 10, 2023

# ? Sep 28, 2023 23:48

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Tuesday Titan #12 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
3rd of October 2023

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:10:49
ddinkins / Freddie Freaker vs Tawal / Tawal UK
Special Stipulation: ThatBasqueGuy is at rehab and Autisinal Cheese is on vacation
Outcome: ddinkins / Freddie Freaker wins by Freddie Freaker pinning Tawal (in 5 minutes and 11 seconds)
Note: Freddie Freaker and Tawal UK were both billed as Myster Partner

Larry Parrish and CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN Promo 2:22:20

Falls Count Anywhere 0:24:52
FilthyImp vs TheSwizzler
Special Stipulation: If FilthyImp wins, he challenges for the Ring of Dishonor Next Week on Titan
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 57 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:33:15
Subjunctive vs Tenkaris
Outcome: Subjunctive wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 2 seconds)
Note: Both competitors took the gender gas, this is their debut in the women's division

Lollontee promo 0:40:04

Regular Rules Match 0:44:52
ghosthorse vs verbal enema
Special Stipulation: Winner is official SAW necromancer
Outcome: verbal enema wins by pin (in 8 minutes and 8 seconds)

6-man Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #1 0:59:22
neoaxd vs Major Isoor vs Lpzie vs Tarquinn vs PewdiePie vs Stiev Awt
---
07:25 Stiev Awt eliminates neoaxd (pin)
12:22 Major Isoor eliminates Pewdiepie (pin)
13:15 Tarquinn eliminates Major Isoor (pin)
14:11 Lpzie eliminates Tarquinn (pin)
14:20 Lpzie eliminates Stiev Awt (submission)
---
Outcome: Lpzie wins by pin (in 14 minutes and 21 seconds)

Iron Crowned Promo 1:24:12

6-man Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #2 1:29:10
Literally a Person vs tmfc vs Cthulu Carl vs Vincent Van Goatse vs SuplexLiberace vs Vyelkin
---
06:34 tmfc eliminates SuplexLiberace (pin)
07:39 Cthulu Carl eliminates tmfc (pin)
10:18 Vyelkin eliminates Literally A Person (pin)
10:33 Vyelkin eliminates Cthulu Carl (pin)
10:46 Vyelkin eliminates Vincent Van Goatse (submission)
---
Outcome: Vyelkin wins (in 10 minutes and 47 seconds)

Crazy Ghosthorse's Used Body Lot Commercial -1:49:19

5-woman One Fall Match 1:52:38
roxy vs Leraika vs sb hermit vs Grassy Knowles vs Space Kablooey
Outcome: Leraika wins by pinning Space Kablooey (in 6 minutes and 28 seconds)

That DICK! vs Cavauro Video Promo 2:06:05

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:10:02
Cavauro (belt holder) vs That DICK!
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 28 seconds)

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:24:07
Harold Fjord vs John Madden
Outcome: John Madden wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 18 seconds)
Note: John Madden was billed as A Special Guest From SAS
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by FurnaceFace

A Backstage Meeting 2:34:00

Bonus Promo: Iron Crowned Match 2:34:16
Note: Last second is cut off, full promo can be found here

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:56

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Thursday Neon #11 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
5th of October 2023

Swizzler Intro 0:09:35

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring Of Dishonor 0:12:26
InexplicableHumblebrag (belt holder) vs hot cocoa on the couch
Outcome: InexplicableHumblebrag wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 47 seconds)

BYOB Promo0:21:59

8-woman Battle Royale 0:26:36
Snooze Cruise vs Sisal Two-Step vs Solefald vs Cat Hatter vs Ammat the Ankh vs WT Fits vs Lady Radia vs barnold
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 Contender for the Kawaii Waifu Belt and challenges on 19th October Neon
---
00:15 Cat Hatter eliminates Ammat the Ankh
00:28 Lady Radia eliminates Sisal Two-Step
05:01 Snooze eliminates Cat Hatter
05:04 W.T. Fits eliminates barnold
05:52 W.T. Fits eliminates Snooze
06:52 Solefald eliminates W.T. Fits
07:50 Solefald eliminates Lady Radia
---
Outcome: Solefald wins (in 7 minutes and 51 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:48:10
BYOB (Randy Travesty / Zoya) vs ADTRW (sube /marumaru)
Outcome: BYOB wins by Zoya pinning marumaru (in 7 minutes and 44 seconds)

CSPAM Promo 1:01:35

6-man Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #4: 1:04:10
IGgy IGsen vs prayer group vs CrescentWrench vs ilmucche vs KungFu Grip vs Ohtori Akio
---
05:11 prayer group eliminates Ohtori akio (pin)
06:57 Crescent Wrench eliminates KungFu Grip (submission ko)
09:55 prayer group eliminates IGgy IGsen (pin)
12:05 prayer group eliminates Crescent Wrench (pin)
15:24 ilmucche eliminates prayer group (pin)
---
Outcome: ilmucche wins (in 15 minutes and 25 seconds)

Plinkey Promo 1:28:12

Regular Rules Match - :lovewcc:

Kawaii Waifu Belt 1:31:36
Toph Bei Fong (belt holder) vs Coward
Outcome: Toph Bei Fong wins by pin (in 4 minutes and 55 seconds)

6-man Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #3 1:43:56
King copy vs Wiggly Wayne DDS vs B33rChiller vs CubicalSucrose vs BRJurgis vs Mekchu
---
08:04 CubicalSucrose eliminates B33rChiller (pin)
10:03 King copy eliminates BRJurgis (pin)
10:30 Wiggly Wayne DDS eliminates copy (pin)
16:14 CubicalSucrose eliminates Mekchu (pin)
16:45 CubicalSucrose eliminates Wiggly Wayne DDS (pin)
---
Outcome: CubicalSucrose wins (in 16 minutes and 46 seconds)

Ghosthorse Necronautics Inc. TV Advertisement 2:10:00

Cage Match (escape only) 2:12:42
baka fwocka fwame vs Namtab
Outcome: Namtab won by escaping the cage (in 6 minutes and 4 seconds)

Extreme Rules Match - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:23:18
Shinjobi (belt holder) vs Danaru
Outcome: Danaru wins by pin (in 18 minutes and 47 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - :respek:

Men's Tag Team Belts 2:49:07
Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) (belt holders) vs Gamers Rise Up (Hazamuth / Insetik47)
Outcome: Gamers Rise Up wins by Insetik47 pinning Super Sweet Best Pal (in 6 minutes and 42 seconds)

A Backstage Brawl!? ADTRW vs BYOB!! 3:00:22

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Oct 6, 2023

# ? Oct 5, 2023 18:44

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
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Tuesday Titan #13 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
10th of October 2023

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:11:31
hot cocoa on the couch (belt holder) vs That DICK!
Outcome: hot cocoa on the couch wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 20 seconds)

Lollontee Video 0:18:14

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:22:58
The Brigade (FirstnameLastname / Vincent Van Goatse) vs GURPS Jerks (Cthulu Carl / Fellis) vs Team Discovery Channel (HaschelCedrickson / Super Sweet Best Pal) vs Team GBS (Tarquinn / Literally A Person)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Will Enter a 3-way Match for the SAW Men's Tag Titles at ICFTLC PPV
Outcome: The Brigade wins by Vincent Van Goatse pinning Cthulu Carl (in 4 minutes and 50 seconds)

Namtab Promo part 1 0:37:41

Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #5 0:41:38
Tias vs Kild vs ThatBasqueGuy vs FurnaceFace vs Shinjobi vs ddinkins
---
05:30 Shinjobi eliminates Kild (pin)
06:30 Shinjobi eliminates ddinkins (pin)
07:11 Shinjobi eliminates Tias (pin)
14:12 Shinjobi eliminates ThatBasqueGuy (pin)
14:45 FurnaceFace eliminates Shinjobi (pin)
---
Outcome: FurnaceFace wins (in 14 minutes and 45 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:09:13
Yob Squad (Zoya / Randy Travesty) vs Perish Ye Foes (Ammat the Ankh / Grassy Knowles) vs Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step) vs Merry Meeple Massacre (Leraika / Snooze Cruise)
Special Stipulation: Winning Team Will Challenge for the SAW Women's Tag Titles at ICFTLC PPV
Outcome: Perish Ye Foes wins by Grassy Knowles pinning Randy Travesty (in 15 minutes and 22 seconds)

Hookechoes Signing Press Meet 1:34:42

Regular Rules Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 1:39:43
Leadthumb (belt holder) vs Ohtori Akio
Outcome: Leadthumb wins by pin (in 6 minutes and 24 seconds)

Elimination Match - 6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #6 1:54:41
Jeremor vs TheSwizzler vs biosterous vs MacheteZombie vs FilthyImp vs Tawal
---
04:41 TheSwizzler eliminates Tawal (pin)
07:24 TheSwizzler eliminates MacheteZombie (pin)
16:01 Jeremor eliminates biosterous (pin)
16:19 Jeremor eliminates FilthyImp (pin)
16:33 TheSwizzler eliminates Jeremor (pin)
---
Outcome: TheSwizzler wins (in 16 minutes and 34 seconds)

Swizzler Roasts the Roster: Part 1 ADTRW 2:19:41

Regular Rules Match - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 2:23:42
Cavauro (Belt Holder) vs dromal phrenia
Outcome: Cavauro wins by submission (in 6 minutes and 25 seconds)

Namtab Promo part 2 2:35:39

Tornado Tag Match 2:39:45
The Hall Monitors (roxy / Metis of the Hallway) / Megamissen vs Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit) / verbal enema
Outcome: verbal enema wins it for their team by pinning Metis of the Hallway (in 4 minutes and 10 seconds)

DEATHMATCH: :murder:

2:50:28
malsangoroth vs TCC-chan
Outcome: malsangoroth win by pin (in 3 minutes and 10 seconds)
Note: TCC-chan was billed as A Special Guest from TCC
The DEATHMATCH was bought by Tawal

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Nov 14, 2023

# ? Oct 10, 2023 22:58

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Thursday Neon #12 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
12th of October 2023

Regular Rules Match 0:10:40
Hookechoes vs Pewdiepie
Outcome: Hookechoes wins by submission (in 6 minutes and 1 seconds)

Faction Warfare 00:22:44
BYOB (Malice and Gromit (FutonForensic / your friend sk) / B33rChiller) vs Video Games (GAMERS RISE UP (Hazamuth / Insetik47) / Blorange)
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09:48 Insetik47 eliminates your friend sk (ko)
12:07 Hazamuth eliminates FutonForensic (ko)
12:27 Hazamuth eliminates B33rChiller (pin)
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Outcome: Video Games win (in 12 minutes and 28 seconds)

CSPAM Promo 0:41:58

Regular Rules Match 0:44:19
Crescent Wrench vs Inexplicable Humblebrag
Outcome: Crescent Wrench wins by pin (in 1 minutes and 52 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:51:47
Mekchu / explosivo vs Politburo (lobster shirt / zodium)
Outcome: Politburo wins by lobster shirt pinning Mekchu (in 15 minutes and 31 seconds)

Merch Store Ad 1:12:04

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:15:07
vyelkin / Steiv Awt vs Like a Falkon (King copy / Lpzie)
Outcome: Vyelkin / Stiev Awt wins by Stiev Awt pinning copy
Note: copy held on to the rope (in 8 minutes and 12 seconds)

Fatal 4-way 1:28:58
Cat Hatter vs Space Kablooey vs Coward vs Tenkaris
Special Stipulation: Winning Competitor will enter a 4-way Match for the Kawaii Title at ICFTLC PPV
Outcome: Space Kablooey wins by pinning Coward (in 13 minutes and 45 seconds)

BYOB Promo 1:48:41

Tornado Tag Team Match 1:51:27
Subjunctive / Lady Radia vs Yob Squad (barnold / baka fwocka fwame)
Outcome: Subjunctive / Lady Radia wins by Subjunctive pinning barnold (in 5 minutes and 45 seconds)

Falls Count Anywhere - :orks101:

Hardcore Flamewar Belt 2:01:29
Danaru (belt holder) vs neoaxd
Outcome: neoaxd wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 59 seconds)

Promo Promo 2:12:23

DEATHMATCH :murder:

2:15:04
malsangoroth vs Amy Winehouse
Special Stipulation: If malsangoroth wins, she will be granted deathmatch immunity for 1 month
Outcome: malsangoroth wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 38 seconds)
Note: Amy Winehouse was billed as A Special Guest from TCC
The DEATHMATCH was bought by Tawal

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Oct 19, 2023

# ? Oct 11, 2023 02:09

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SAW Worldwide #1 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
15th of October 2023

30-woman Royal Rumble - Queen of SAW 0:07:55
Special Stipulation: Winner Gets a Cape, Crown and Royal Decree

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 symbolic		00:00	06:56	06:56	28	0	roxy
02 sube			00:00	00:54	00:54	30	0	Zoya
03 Zoya			00:36	08:14	07:38	25	1	malsangoroth
04 Sisal Two-Step	01:12	04:54	03:42	29	0	Randy Travesty
05 Megamissen		01:48	09:59	08:11	24	1	malsangoroth
06 malsangoroth		02:25	12:54	10:29	22	2	Grassy Knowles
07 roxy			03:01	26:01	23:00	7	7	bwaka
08 Randy Travesty	03:37	08:08	04:31	26	2	Megamissen
09 Namtab		04:13	07:56	03:43	27	0	Randy Travesty
10 Subjunctive		06:00	14:52	08:52	17	0	roxy
11 Tenkaris		08:07	12:06	03:59	23	0	SpaceKablooey
12 Ammat t. Ankh	09:12	13:20	04:08	20	0	Metis o.t.H.
13 SpaceKablooey	09:48	13:19	03:31	21	1	roxy
14 Metis o.t.H.		10:24	14:22	03:58	18	2	roxy
15 Grassy Knowles	11:13	18:56	07:43	14	1	barnold
16 sb hermit		13:17	14:11	00:54	19	0	Metis o.t.H.
17 Lady Radia		14:16	16:38	02:22	16	0	Leraika
18 Leraika		14:52	22:00	07:08	12	1	roxy
19 Toph Bei Fong	15:28	19:09	03:41	13	0	roxy
20 barnold		16:04	26:20	10:16	6	1	Dr. Cool Aids
21 ghosthorse		16:40	23:22	06:42	10	0	Coward
22 W.t. Fits		17:17	29:24	12:07	3	2	Dr. Cool Aids
23 verbal enema		17:53	18:17	00:24	15	0	roxy
24 marumaru		19:17	23:13	03:56	11	0	W.T. Fits
25 Solefald		20:08	23:45	03:37	9	0	W.T. Fits
26 Coward		20:44	31:35	10:51	2	4	Dr. Cool Aids
27 Cat Hatter		23:20	24:39	01:19	8	0	Coward
28 bwaka		24:20	29:20	05:00	4	1	Coward
29 Dr. Cool Aids	24:57	31:35	06:38	1	3	
30 Snooze Cruise	25:33	29:13	03:40	5	0	Coward

Outcome: Dr. Cool Aids wins (in 31 minutes and 36 seconds)

Autisanal Cheese is Missing: Swizzler's Confrontation0:43:43

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:47:23
Quantum of Phallus / That DICK! vs DEAR JEFFREY (ddinkins / INSULTING SULTAN)
Outcome: That DICK! wins it for their team by pinning INSULTING SULTAN (in 9 minutes and 32 seconds)
Note: INSULTING SULTAN was billed as Mystery Partner

BYOB Promo 1:02:03

8-woman 4v4 Faction Warfare 1:07:38
BYOB (Randy Travesty / Zoya / baka fwocka fwame / barnold) vs ADTRW (sb hermit / marumaru / verbal enema / sube)
Winning Team will win an SA Forums Custom Title to use on one of the losing team
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bwaka fwocka fwame eliminates verbal enema (KO)
marumaru eliminates Randy Travesty (KO)
barnold eliminates marumaru (KO)
sh hermit eliminates barnold (KO)
Zyoa eliminates sb hermit (KO)
sube eliminates Zoya (KO)
bwaka fwocka fwame eliminates sube (pin)
---
Outcome: BYOB wins (in 25 minutes and 20 seconds)

Fatal 4-way 1:43:36
IGgy IGsen vs ilmucche vs Hazamuth vs Jose
Winner Gets a sick 8-Ball Jacket
Outcome: ilucche wins by forcing Jose to tap out (in 5 minutes and 51 seconds)

Leraika Promo 1:54:49

Regular Rules Match 1:57:29
Wiggly Wayne DDS vs Major Isoor
Outcome: Wiggly Wayne DDS wins by pin (in 3 minutes and 50 seconds)

Mixed Tag Team Match 2:06:54
Namtab / Shinjobi vs Solefald / Tarquinn
Outcome: Namtab wins it for their team by pinning Solefald (in 9 minutes and 45 seconds)

Tornado Tag Team Match - Non Title 2:25:12
Imp Zone (Dr. Cool Aids / symbolic) vs Rock the Vote (Megamissen / Toph Bei Fong)
Outcome: Imp Zone wins by Dr. Cool Aids forcing Megamissen to tap out (in 7 minutes and 12 seconds)

Ladder Match - :sam:

Larryweight Belt 2:36:44
Leadthumb (belt holder) vs Zodium
Outcome: Leadthumb wins by getting the belt (in 3 minutes and 52 seconds)

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN attacks Fluffdaddy 2:43:19

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Tuesday Titan #14 (full vod, if you want to see a specific match click the timestamp next to it)
17th of October 2023

Regular Rules Match - :goatsecx:

Ring of Dishonor 0:09:22
That DICK (belt holder) vs PewdiePie
Outcome: That DICK! wins by pin (in 5 minutes and 40 seconds)

Magic and You! ghosthorse explains the baton 0:18:35

Tornado Tag Team Match 0:23:05
Strange Bedfellows (ghosthorse / Sisal Two-Step) vs Monster Heels (Namtab / sb hermit)
Outcome: Monster Heels win by sb hermit pinning ghosthorse (in 2 minutes and 26 seconds)

Regular Rules Match 0:32:13
verbal enema vs Metis of the Hallway
Outcome: verbal enema wins by pin (in 2 minutes and 38 seconds)

Hookechoes promo 0:37:14

Ladder Match 0:40:44
biosterous vs Mekchu
Special Stipulation: Winner gets Brian Bosworth's Motorcycle
Outcome: Mekchu wins by getting the briefcase (in 2 minutes and 37 seconds)

Fatal 4-way 0:49:02
Hookechoes vs Cthulu Carl vs Insetik47 vs Quantum of Phallus
Outcome: Quantum of Phallus wins by pinning Insetik47 (in 6 minutes and 29 seconds)

Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Match 1:03:39
ProStars (FurnaceFace / Jeremor) vs The Ray Parlour (Stiev Awt / Vyelkin) vs ePa (IGgy IGsen / TheSwizzler)
Outcome: The Ray Parlor wins by Stiev Awt Pinning IGgy IGsen (in 4 minutes and 12 seconds)

CSPAM Promo 1:13:28

Triple Threat Tornado Tag Team Match 1:16:21
Wrestlehut 2000 (KungFuGrip and explosivo) vs DEAR JEFFREY (ddinkins / Hot Tips Man) vs Plumbing and Plundering (Kild / Shinjobi)
Special Sipulation: Winning Team Becomes Third Entry in ICFTLC Tag Title Match
Outcome: DEAR JEFFREY wins by ddinkins pinning Kild (in 5 minutes and 26 seconds)
Note: Hot Tips Man was billed as Mystery Partner

Triple Threat - :swoon:

Tuesday Titan PYF Belt 1:32:06
Cavauro (belt holder) vs MacheteZombie vs Crescent Wrench
Outcome: Cavauro wins by pinning MacheteZombie (in 3 minutes and 44 seconds)

That's Larry down there, brother! 1:40:42

DEATHMATCH :murder:

1:43:08
Hot Diggity! vs Paint Huffer
Outcome: Hot Diggity! wins by pin (in 7 minutes and 41 seconds)
Note: The DEATHMATCH was bought by Tawal
Note: Paint Huffer was billed as A Special Guest from TCC

Megamissen fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 20, 2023

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:37

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